Relic Community Quotes Database

<Kushan> only stupid people ask stupid questions imo

<Jink|Sleep> lol your a fucking tard for using vista black
<Jink|Sleep> ...aannnddd he isn't here
<Kap> <crickets>
<Trinity> sure...vista black don't work!
<Trinity> insert racial joke in poor taste
<Trinity> more crickets
<Kap> <more crickets>
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<Trinity> too many <crickets> I guess

<roflmao> crysis review! :D
<ExplodingPope> you'll keep your whore mouth shut unless you want to experience a thorough review of my DICK.
<roflmao> 9.5!
<ExplodingPope> erm...thanks?

<eTombotron> i no longer have to suffer mountains of anxiety
<Zepherian> you got castrated?
<eTombotron> i got into northwestern law school
<Zepherian> my condolences
<eTombotron> it is not the beginning of a life of suffering
<eTombotron> i suffer no matter what i do in life
<eTombotron> probably won't suffer more as a lawyer
<Zepherian> you're so green to life
<Zepherian> so so green

<Elukka> hey you get experience for having sex
<celtti> duh?
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<SquidDNA> ..
<Afoxi> ..........
<Afoxi> no comment

<Seano> I just wanna cry
<Seano> For no apparent reason
<Seano> I should shoot myself in the foot
<Seano> And cook an apple pie
<Seano> Then whilst eating the pie, shoot myself in the other foot
<Seano> And laugh.
<Seano> With pie in my mouth
<Seano> So that its scalding contents splatters all over my chest
<Seano> I was cooking in the nude, FYI
<Seano> And burns my chest
<Seano> And then I fall out of the window
<Seano> Onto the ground
<Seano> And run into the ocean
<Seano> And swim to Hong-King
<Seano> Kong*
<Seano> Where I shall live happily with my family of 98
<Seano> And I shall train my children as ninjas
<Seano> And then they will betray me
<Seano> And I will die
<Seano> The end.
<nyyti> free pie?
<Seano> Oh yes

<disco_stu> I LIKE TO FUCK PEOPLE IN THE EAR

<OjKa> like ctrl + d for abilities that i need to use now!!
<Weavern> i go to cnc3
<Weavern> where the hell is my waypoints
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<OjKa> its like
<OjKa> alt + click ;(
<Tiresias> I just find C&C3 dull
<Weavern> oh right i have to use that moronic waypoint tool
<OjKa> who on earth likes alt
<Weavern> its not even alt
<Ragnarok2504> lol
<Ragnarok2504> poor Alt
<Weavern> you have to setup a chain and put units onto the chain
<Alt> ...
<Ragnarok2504> he is in this room you know?
<OjKa> omg
<Alt> Yes i am...
<OjKa> not you alt ;(
<Tiresias> lol
<Ragnarok2504> hehehe
<OjKa> i have put my foot in it now ;(
<Alt> ok....

<mecha> mmmm monkey balls

<mrmin123|megame> System Penistime: (_(_)D~ (1hr 4mins)

<kally> i like hairy women
<kally> hairy women are like
<kally> mmmmm

<SquidDNA:> My potatoes are awesome

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<Question> apparently when you fail to summon fun you get d/ced
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<Stryer> this does bode ill for a lot of my models
<Lleman> well, you just realized that nag?
<Stryer> ahem
<Stryer> yes
<Lleman> :(
<Stryer> wait a mo...
<Stryer> nag?
<Stryer> did you call me a female
<Stryer> horse
<Lleman> nah, bad wording
<Stryer> - and an OLD female horse at that?
<Lleman> ??? old mare, are you?
<Stryer> only when I 'tuck it back'
<Stryer> yep
<Lleman> uargh!!
<Lleman> you realize there are many other persons reading?
<Stryer> ahem
<Stryer> hey - i didnt mention you tucking it back, did I?
<Lleman> (uargh!!!)²

<&soul> just have to text her
<&soul> that would be better cause my voice is um..
<&soul> i dont want to come across as a predator
<&soul> :\

<downslope> i like them small and furry

<Martian|> we ARE lame dolt

<Horizon> and I wipped out my cock, and said "EVERYBODUY GET DOWN!!!"

<Jinkguns> Zeph, we are attracted to each other to a degree
<Zepherian> its ok, feel your homosexual relationship
<Zepherian> nothing says love like a small penis

<Solareon> art check your pms

<Event-Horizon> my neck looks like a vigina
* Shin|work humporz EH in the NECK

(Hiigara) it's all...soft

(%Dimension) oh, you touch my tralala
(Chrysophylax) MMM MY DING DING DONG
(MadMerchant) my ding ding dong
(Silentium) my ding ding dong

<hellion> yea... so a little off topic here... but who takes it in the ass? show of hands?

<Riess> Welcome to #singles ! Topic is: It's Hit On Cortana Day! :|
<LeftWing> XD
<nyyti> heh
<Cortana> lol
<Pijama|NewPJs> xD
<Pijama|NewPJs> Haha