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(Nikeless) I THOUGT IT WOULD BE AN OPEN BETA BUT ITS ONLY LIKE A CLOSED ONLY THESE PEOPLE WHO HAS GOT A KEY CANPLAY IS THIS FOR YOU AN OPEN BETA I DIDNT THINK SO MAN I DOWNLOADED 600 MB FOR NOTHING WHEN THE BETA ISNT OPEN WHY DONT YOU DELETE THE FILE FROM FILEPLANTE ITS THEIR WEBSPACE AND WHEN ITS NOT OPEN WHY SHOULD THEY STAY THE FILE ON THER WEBSPACE CAN SOMEONE ANSWER ME ?

(@remmington) when you sleep (which is most often)
(@remmington) ill get the screwdrivers out
(@Krytonic) :o
(@Krytonic) i hardly ever sleep ;)
(@remmington) ahem
(@ani|fc) lol
(@ani|fc) bullshit
(@[builder]ba) :o
(@remmington) lol
(@[builder]ba) tf
(@remmington) remember last time
(@[builder]ba) ani|fc htf u do that
(@ani|fc) you slept more than anyone at the summer fest
(@remmington) he fell asleep on the couch
(@remmington) and we fed him the cat
(@ani|fc) ass first
(@[builder]ba) lol
(@remmington) nearly got the bastard int

-> quit: (TRaDeWiND) (Quit: IF FUCKING WORKS!!!!!! IF DAMN MOTHER FUCKING WORKS AT LAAAAAAAAAST OMG OMG OMG WARHAMMER BETA OMG OMG OMG)
(Ibram) can.. can we ban him?
(Someguy) i guess

* Murph slaps ani around a bit with a large trout
* ani slaps Murph back
* Murph slaps ani around a bit with a large trout
* ani punches Murph in the face
(Murph) STOP
(ani) reslap :D
(Murph) NOW
* Murph fucks ani up the ass
* ani groans
(Murph) I warned you
(ani) lol
(Murph) now I sodomize you
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph pump
* Murph orgasm omfg wow
* Murph pull out
* Murph zip
(@Mnementh) die

(Hiigara) I have my keys memorized
(Hiigara) this is sad
(Hiigara) xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx and xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx
(UberJumper) so you just posted your HW CD keys in the channel?
(Khet|away) that is classic
(Khet|away) lol
(Aracat) tard
(Khet|away) "ok, everyone type clear all at once"
(UberJumper) hahaha
(ani) lmao
(pH14) i can type clear, but i am not deleting my log
(Zepherian) Hiigara, that is one of the most stupid things I have ever seen someone do
(treb) his key should be the topic
(Zepherian) ok
-> topic: (Zepherian) changes topic to (xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx and xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx)

(Hiigara) I CAN REMOVE THE PROCESSOR FROM MY COMPAQ
(NovaBurn) oh jesus
(Hiigara) (laptop)
(remmington) lol
(remmington) right
(remmington) why?
(NovaBurn) CAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS TOO
(Hiigara) nah
(Moe) strapon?
(Hiigara) that's stuck on
(remmington) lol
(NovaBurn) nope surgery
(Hiigara) exactly what nova said
(remmington) RemAmp » Blur » Song 2 » Unknown Album » 02:00 » 128kbps » #2967
(remmington) so lies
(Hablacraja) song 2, rock on
(remmington) unknown album: :E
(Moe) Nova, we should combine our forces and rule the world together.
(NovaBurn) hmm indeed
(Hablacraja) set off a large bomb and people will assume you have nukes, apparently
(Hiigara) ooh
(Hiigara) yummy
(Hiigara) how to remove and replace the cooling system
(Hiigara) put a real fan in there :-)
(Moe) I am waiting for his panicked post in Technical Discussion: "OMFG I FUCKED UP MY LAPTOP"

<cj|coding> wtf
<cj|coding> i just got spam for terrorist weaponry
<Hiigara> hahah
<rem> ...
<Hiigara> rem
<cj|coding> p.s. rem - yes, the server is overloaded
<Hiigara> how many users are there?
<rem> ah thought so
<rem> dunno
<cj|coding> You're invited to shop for large selection of bombs and different
<cj|coding> kinds of rockets such as surface-to-air,
<cj|coding> surface-to-surface and weaponry available at reduced price. With the
<cj|coding> following types of rockets you will be
<cj|coding> able to commit terrorist attacks, destroy buildings, electric power
<cj|coding> stations, bridges, factories and anything
<cj|coding> else that comes your mind. Most items are in stock and available for
<rem> that wont even load
<cj|coding> next day freight delivery in the USA.
<cj|coding> Worldwide delivery is available at additional cost. Prices are
<cj|coding> negotiable.
<cj|coding> Our clients are well known Al-Qaida, Hizballah, Al-Jihad, HAMAS, Abu
<cj|coding> Sayyaf Group and many other terrorist groups. We are well known
<cj|coding> supplier in the market and looking forward to expand our clientage
<cj|coding> with assistance of Internet.
<Hiigara> hahahahhaha
<rem> lol
<cj|coding> ******* AIR BOMBS *******
<cj|coding> OFAB-500U HE fragmentation air bomb
<cj|coding> Fuel-air explosive air bombs -Not in stock
<cj|coding> BETAB-500U concrete-piercing air bomb
<cj|coding> ZB-500RT incendiary tank
<cj|coding> etc...
<Hiigara> SEND IT TO THE FBI
<cj|coding> heh
<cj|coding> etc...
<Hiigara> SEND IT TO THE FBI
<cj|coding> heh
<Hiigara> SEND IT TO THE FBI
<Hiigara> WITH FULL INFO
<Hiigara> ULL GET MONIES
<cj|coding> lol
<IcecreamLtDan> he's not kidding
<cj|coding> it's so not credible
<cj|coding> the domain lists a Miami, FL address
* Nova|food has joined #homeworld
<Mnementh> fbi will probably rape them
<Nova|food> onoz
* Nova|food is now known as NovaBurn
<Hiigara> yea nova
<Hiigara> ceej
<cj|coding> i'm sure some housewife will go "ONO TERRORISTS CALL 911"
<NovaBurn> what did cj do now
<Hiigara> u should probably find out where it is
* Mnementh is now known as Skie|sleep
<Hiigara> and then report it to the fbi as you fly over there
<Skie|sleep> sleep!
<Hiigara> and take a camera and hide in a tree to watch what happens

(@fc|ani|afk) r4r
(@fc|ani|afk) my boss has just been on the phone to me askin if i'll be wanting a few g's of come for the week
(@fc|ani|afk) WOAH
(@fc|ani|afk) *coke
(@fc|ani|afk) wtf
(@fc|ani|afk) wtf
(@fc|ani|afk) wtf
(@fc|ani|afk) FEW G'S OF COKE
-> nick: (fc|ani|afk) is now known as (fc|ani)
(@fc|ani) BAD typo
* @fc|ani slowly walks away

<rem> :o
<rem> my baths just been stolen
<rem> LOL madz
<madmerchant> by whom?
<rem> plumbers
<rem> :/
<madmerchant> haha
<madmerchant> thats even funnier
<rem> there installing new stuff
<madmerchant> i thought you'd poured it
<madmerchant> and someone jumped into it
<rem> nah
<Assimilator> are they installing a new version of your bath?
<rem> yeah
<madmerchant> RemBath v2.0
<rem> aye
<rem> Fixed various security holes
<madmerchant> Bigger Capacity
<rem> including crackinbath.vbs
<madmerchant> what about the unfixable hole
<rem> plug.exe?
<madmerchant> w32.plughole.com
<rem> ive got a fix
<madmerchant> omg newplug.mrc?
<rem> newplug.dll
<madmerchant> wow
<rem> comes with a new operating system too
<madmerchant> must upgrade
<rem> winTAP
<rem> both hot and cold edition
<madmerchant> Does bath.exe come with the new shower.rar plugin?
<Assimilator> someone should post that on bash.org
<rem> thats a seperate program madmerchant
<madmerchant> oh
<madmerchant> not linked?
<rem> nope
<rem> beeday.bat is though
<madmerchant> I usually have to use bath.exe to use shower.exe
<madmerchant> hahahaa

(rem) ok
(rem) another way to explain it
(rem) bullet registry determines whether you hit osmeone or lag kicks in and you hit the wall behind him
(@ceejayoz) like if you hit them on your screen, you hit them on theirs even if there's lag and they were safe on their own comp?
(madzieDINNA) well
(rem) nah
(rem) its more like
(rem) fire an entire clip and someone
(rem) and miss
(madzieDINNA) i'll just pop down to my local SuprNova PC Store and buy it today
(Hyperian) ok
(rem) if you wish :)
(@Mnementh) the hotboxes are fucked up on cs:s right now
(madzieDINNA) HOTBOX?
(Hyperian) what's hotboxes?
(rem) they were fucked up on cs originally
(rem) HITBOXES
(@Mnementh) yes, hotboxes :p
(@ceejayoz) SuprNova PC Store, madzie?
(madzieDINNA) explain
(Hyperian) why are they fucked up
(madzieDINNA) yes
(madzieDINNA) I have a Suprnova PC Store near me
(madzieDINNA) I buy all my games from there
(@ceejayoz) does it have .org in its name? ;/
(Hyperian) lololololol
(madzieDINNA) oh no
(rem) its .net
(@ceejayoz) lol
(@ceejayoz) .net are scammers, as are .com
(@ceejayoz) heh
(madzieDINNA) I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT K.
(rem) ;)
(madzieDINNA) afk
(madzieDINNA) having a shit
(rem) ...
(Hyperian) ah
(Hyperian) i just did that a minute ago
-> nick: (madzieDINNA) is now known as (madzieSHIT_IN_)
(rem) lol
-> nick: (madzieSHIT_IN_) is now known as (madzieSHITTING)
(Hyperian) have fun
-> quit: (madzieSHITTING) (Madmerchan@82-69-94-83.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk) (Killed (OperServ (naughty madz, and didn't need to know that (Requested by ceejayoz))))
(Hyperian) lolol
-> quit: (Hyperian) (~Hyperian@c-24-4-241-59.client.comcast.net) (Killed (OperServ (didn't need to know that from you either (Requested by ceejayoz))))
-> join: (madzieSHITTING) (Madmerchan@82-69-94-83.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
(madzieSHITTING) Oh for fucks sake cj
(@ceejayoz) heh
(@ceejayoz) :p
(madzieSHITTING) just kick people
(@ceejayoz) less fun
(rem) rofl
(madzieSHITTING) Yeah but it makes me think you get a raging erection from doing it
(@ceejayoz) no comment

* Murph drags Moe to teh back room. Everyone hears a lot of carousing, a lot of rumbling around, screaming, moaning, and shouts of pain. After a few minutes, Moe staggers out, and gingerly sits down on his chair once more. Murph comes out looking mighty pleased, zipping up his jeans.

(Murph) WHAOHDAKLWJDWAJD
(Murph) WAIT
(Murph) WIAT
(Murph) WAIT
(Murph) WHOS PLAYING
(rem) UP
(Murph) actually
(Murph) nm
(Murph) gotat shower
(Murph) I stink
(Murph) and I need to masturbation
(Murph) er masturbate
(Murph) everyone knows shower = masturbation
-> nick: (Murph) is now known as (Murph|shower)
(TheGreatMoose) And why is that?
(Murph|shower) dude
(Murph|shower) the shower is teh perfect place to fap
(Murph|shower) private
(Murph|shower) rub it out
(Murph|shower) hose it down
(Murph|shower) soap up
(Murph|shower) rinse
(Murph|shower) fin.
(TheGreatMoose) 'aight..

<Delphy> gah
<Delphy> (no offense to anybody here but...) stupid americans!
<Artoo> what have they done now?
<Delphy> Soon as Aobh or I say we are from Ireland everybody is like "OH I love that, my ancestors blah blah blah"
<Delphy> and then claim they know everything about the language and culture
<Moe|afk> Oh you're from Ireland, Delphy?
<Moe|afk> I love that!
<Artoo> i love that too
<Cyberus> he he
<Moe|afk> My ancestors habe absolutely NOTHING to do with Ireland AT ALL
<Artoo> my uncle used to know this one guy from dublin and he......
<Zepherian> My ancestors came from ireland delph!
<Cyberus> mine might have reaped a few hundered people there once
<Zepherian> we come from a long line of irish portuguese
* Delphy bangs his head into the desk repeatedly

<ani> i love being first on the active users list on the forums
<ani> first out of 186 rawr
<Dyntheos> ani
<Dyntheos> no matter who you are
<Dyntheos> your nick is the first one
<Dyntheos> it's the way the software works
<ani> ahhh, so you are first on your list?
<Dyntheos> yes
<ani> well that pissed on my fire, thanks a lot.
<Dyntheos> :D
* @ani /clears and pretends he didn't see that
<ani> i love being first on the active users list on the forums
<Dyntheos> I too love being the first on the active users list
<ani> great feeling huh

Zepherian: Bah... it will take me years of training...
Zepherian: to match the witt of a cow
Zepherian: I mean...
Zepherian: they invented "Moooo"!
Zepherian: cant compete with that
Colonel[AFK]: oooooom
Zepherian: Thats a cow in reverse
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Zepherian: without the *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Zepherian: and the white light
Colonel[AFK]: two white lightsa
Zepherian: some modern cows only come with one
Colonel[AFK]: torch up the bum to save money eh
Zepherian: no, thats the rustical methane powered overdrive
Zepherian: only in sportscows
Zepherian: like regular cows, but lower and red
Colonel[AFK]: mooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo.........
Zepherian: ah, youve seen them?
Colonel[AFK]: yeah
Colonel[AFK]: they motor down the fields nearby
Colonel[AFK]: tearing up the place
Zepherian: You must read Cow & Track
Zepherian: and Top Cow
Zepherian: they have all the reviews.
Colonel[AFK]: i used to buy Top Cow but its just turned into a kev magazine
Zepherian: well, there is allways Cow & Track
Colonel[AFK]: adverts for alloy hoofs and spoiler tails
Zepherian: yah, I hate Rice Cows
Zepherian: I mean, if you cant afford a sports cow, why be a poser?
Colonel[AFK]: no idea
Colonel[AFK]: hmm
Zepherian: Might as well just buy a goat, keep things cheap
Colonel[AFK]: im gonna go afk and polish up my 1950s cow
Zepherian: oh, cool
Colonel[AFK]: laters
Zepherian: love a classic cow
Colonel[AFK]: afk
Zepherian: cyas.
Colonel[AFK]: :p
Zepherian: :D

(@ani|fc) remm, you've been nominated for senior membership at the Rb's
(@fc|remm) really?
(@ani|fc) nah

(Colonel[AFK]) hahahha
(Colonel[AFK]) my brother just phoned
(Colonel[AFK]) said somone tried to steal his bike the other day
(Colonel[AFK]) so he put on more locks and thicker chains to stop it getting nicked, also leaving a note saying "steal this now you buggers"
(Colonel[AFK]) the next day he comes back to find theyve taken the: mudguard, but not the mount. The bike pump mount, the light mount but not the kinetic energy power line thing, a magnet holding something totally unimportant and an elastic band..

(@ani) it took me 3 attempts to spell dictionary.com :

<Papasmurf> tbh whats with the name change moon?
<danst> my real names dan, my email is danster.b and well, people know me as dan in the CS community and FC, so i thought instead of some people calling me moon and some calyx, i solved it my self Smile
<vicius> ok
<vicius> moon
<vicius> :)
<Druidika> k calyx
<danst> Nobs!

(Kovac) It looks like civil unions are soon to be law in NZ
(Kovac) DAMN YOU MAX POWERS!
(@ionfish) "civil unions"
(@ionfish) that's such a stupid phrase
(Kovac) What would you call it?
(@ionfish) marriage seems to work

<Artoo> how do you housetrain an alien?
<Artoo> I find hard to envision that thing on a leash or something
<NovaBurn> depends on if it has genetic memory or not
<NovaBurn> they always seem to want to kill
<Zepherian> I would use a kind but firm tone of voice
<Zepherian> like....
<Zepherian> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Zepherian> LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
<Zepherian> STOP STOP STOP!!!!
<Zepherian> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
<Zepherian> ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Artoo> how about...
<Zepherian> *gurgle*
<Artoo> HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPP!!!!!!!!
<Zepherian> :)
<Zepherian> of course, somebody else would have to incubate him for me
<Zepherian> anyone want a temp job?
<Mnementh> dog could
<Artoo> not really...
<Artoo> gah... this conversation started to make too much sense... I'm gonna go do something else...
<deadguy|work> yeargh nova
* Zepherian slaps Artoo with his silly stick
<deadguy|work> is that what you call it
<Khet> heh
* Artoo feels uneasy about the stick
<Zepherian> not THAT stick
<Zepherian> much longer and slightly thinner
<Zepherian> well, dinnertime!
<Artoo> waaay to bail out of it Z ;D
<Zepherian> before you all obcess on my penis
* Zepherian runs
* Zepherian is now known as Zeph|Afk
* Artoo on the other hand... slowly and elegantly walks away to read a book
<deadguy|work> before we abcess on his penis
<deadguy|work> ?
<deadguy|work> that sounds really bad
<fisher_-_-> abcess on his penis
<deadguy|work> I think that may need a doctor's attention
<fisher_-_-> that would be the most painful thing EVER
<Zeph|Afk> excessice oral sex causes tooth decay
* Zeph|Afk gone now
<ceejayoz> to the dentist?
* deadguy|work tips
<fisher_-_-> hahahahahaha
<Artoo> rofl
<Colonel[AFK]> oh dear lord
<Khet> poor zeph

<ratamaq> i need to quit jerking off in the shower
<ratamaq> my mind has made a connection between running water and erection
<ratamaq> sucks when it rains
<danga> why would you jerk off in the shower
<danga> do you have a water proof dvd player
<danga> and tv
<ratamaq> you try spending 6 months on an aircraft carrier

(@anister) so anyway
(@anister) this guy is walking down the street, and he sees this leprechaun with an umbrella stuck down a drain
(@anister) he goes over, helps the lep get it out and the lep says "for helping me, you get 3 wishes"
(@anister) "3 wishes huh" the guy goes "well, for my first wish, i wanna get home home and find all my walls to be covered in money"
(@anister) the lep says "so it shall be done"
(@anister) "my second wish, i wanna go home, and find the most gorgeous woman on the planet laying in bed naked waiting for me"
(@anister) "aye, shall be done" the leprechaun says
(@anister) "and for my final wish................" the guy bends over and starts whispering into the leprechauns ear
(@anister) "tis a weird one" the lep says "but it's your wish and i'll grant it"
(@anister) so
(@anister) the guy carries on home, puts the key in the door, opens it and lo and behold, the walls are covered in 10's, 20's and 50's
(@anister) "fuckin a" the guy says
(@anister) so, he's on his way up the stairs, undoing his trousers as he goes
(@anister) when the doorbell goes
(@anister) onoes
(@anister) so, muttering to himself he goes back down the stairs, doing his belt up and opens the door
(@anister) fuckin 'ell, theres like 40,000 klu klux klan members stood outside
(@anister) "wtf" the guy says
(@anister) the main kkk guy looks up at him and says
(@anister) "is it you that wants to be hung like a black man?"
(@anister) BOOM BOOM

<Moe|away> speaking of which
<rem> our house
<Moe|away> I have lab classes atm, right
<rem> :|
<rem> like
<rem> right now?
<Moe|away> so there's always this guy who is an assistant to the professor
<Moe|away> no you dolt
<Moe|away> at this point in the semester I mean
<Moe|away> anyhow
<Moe|away> he has to do a sort of small exam before each experiment with us
<Moe|away> Last time, we had this guy from canada. He seemed nice, but was some sort of authority person, what with the tests and him grading my shit and all
<Moe|away> so two weeks ago, I go to this party
<Moe|away> suddenly someone punches me in the shoulder
<Moe|away> I look up, and its my assistant, drunk as fuck, beer bottle in each hand, screaming at the top of his lungs "80s POP RULES"

<remmington> buy HER a drink
<remmington> and SHE is yours
<remmington> not
<remmington> buy YOURSELF a drink
<remmington> and SHES yours
* remmington sighs again
<Moe> Heh, last summer I'm at this club, right. And this girl comes up to me, does the "Do I know you?" thing. Well, she insists on inviting me for drinks, and while we sit and talk she keeps ordering tequila and drinking it. Suddenly she gets up, runs to the door, out on the balcony, and pukes. And then... she FUCKING FALLS OFF THE BALCONY