Relic Community Quotes Database

<Merturk_NB> question, what kind, if any, of facial hair do you think I maintain?
<Void> ass hair

<SquidDNA> So do you have full custody or what
<Atreides> of my oldest and youngest
<SquidDNA> Otherwise that sounds like a nightmare come holidays
<Atreides> the middle one lives in Texas
<NovaBurn> how old and where
<SquidDNA> ...
<NovaBurn> and is it a she
<SquidDNA> NOVABURN STFU.
<Atreides> she is 11 in Gainesville
<NovaBurn> LOLZ
<SquidDNA> That's the one you hit on, isn't it?
<NovaBurn> no
<Atreides> no thats my youngest
<NovaBurn> exactly

<panth`drunk> for i am a 38yr old virgin that fucks a Fleshlight daily whilst looking at porn on the Amiga in a rubber gasmask on a webcam
<panth`drunk> im stalking you all
<panth`drunk> as a military exercise
<panth`drunk> i wear a trout bikini and become stealthy

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<sidewinder> oi piker
* Gaz slaps Pike|sleep around a bit with a large trout
* Gaz sacrifices sidewinder as a gift to Pike|sleep
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<Weavern> LOL
<Chrysophylax> haha
<Weavern> great sacrifice!

<Riess> unrelatedly, I found replacing "power" with "shower" to be fun
<darkelf|football> I saw that
<Riess> "do not underestimate the shower of the dark side."
<darkelf|football> hehe
<Riess> "go go Shower Rangers"
<Riess> "shower to the masses"
<Beast> "Sajuuks shower is unrivled"
<Riess> "shower... overwhalming...."
<Riess> e*
<darkelf|football> "Absolute Shower corrupts aboslutely"
<Riess> etc.
<Riess> indeed!
<Beast> "SHOWER....UNLIMITED....SHOWER!!!!"
<Riess> balance of showers!
<darkelf|football> "the US, a supershower"
<Riess> "emergency shower, mr. LaForge!"
<Beast> "Fear my showerful weapon"
<Riess> see? told you it's fun.
<Beast> hehehe
<darkelf|football> very
<darkelf|football> Sajuuk is overshowered
<darkelf|football> grots are undershowered
<Riess> build more shower plants :o
<Beast> "Naggarok hyperspaced here useing an experimental Hyperspace drive of immense Shower."
<darkelf|football> hehe

<sidewinder> minimizing windows in vista is oddly amusing
<sidewinder> imagine having 10 browser windows open with porno and a video going and being able to flip through those in 3d
<sidewinder> I'll take a screeny
<sidewinder> without the porn
<sidewinder> :/

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<IgnusDei> is it still a gay fantasy if i think of myself as a girl?
<IgnusDei> hm.
<IgnusDei> FOOD FOR THOUGHT

<Chrysophylax> ok wtf is with this conversation
<hiddensmoke> @_@
<hiddensmoke> my sister came
<hiddensmoke> and she left it broken like she humped it
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<NovaBurn> soul
<Merturk_NB> <hiddensmoke> my sister came
<Merturk_NB> hahaha
<Chrome> soul you totally missed it
<Chrome> hahahahahahahaha

<GeneralNukeEm> when a girl likes a guy really much, or if she's out to get a lot of money...
<Chrome> O_o
<Inq> or shes drunk.
<NovaBurn> or drugged
<Inq> passed out
<Chrome> you know...this room has proved there is such a thing as a bottomless gutter
<hiddensmoke> or just plain slutty
<Chrome> especially where you people are concerned
<hiddensmoke> like my sister
<Inq> or your sister.
<hiddensmoke> i bet you guys want to met my sister
<Inq> Hidden o.O
<hiddensmoke> slut
<Dyn|OBLIVION> your sister is a bottomless gutter?
<NovaBurn> whats your sister look like
<Inq> your sister gives you deepthroat?
<NovaBurn> name and picture please
<Inq> HIDDEN IS FROM ALABAMA
<hiddensmoke> no but i know she does
<Chrome> I meant the ROOM is a bottomless gutter ._.
<Chrome> wtf.
<Merturk_NB> no, he deepthroats his sister
<NovaBurn> ahh

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<Moe> HAHAHA HYBRIS
<Moe> 2-0
<Moe> UNF
<Moe> UNF
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(after Germany defeated Sweden in the Soccer World Cup eigth finals)

<Atreides> Jink any woman that hits 30 is insecure
<Silentium> it's called menopause

<frogglez> fu, i'm only little, k.

<Moe> you guys have independence day tomorrow
<soul> yea moe
<soul> 3 day weekend
<soul> where we consume vast quantities of flesh cooked over open fire and shoot off fireworks and firearms
<soul> sometimes we hang a colored person
<soul> but the little bastards are getting harder to catch
<soul> i mean
<soul> so how is everyone doing today?

[03:13] pH14: .
[03:14] Squid|afk: '
[03:14] Beast: ,
[03:14] Squid|afk: -
[03:15] Dimension: ´
[03:16] Beast: ;
[03:16] Dimension: `
[03:16] Beast: :
[03:16] Druidika: -
[03:17] *** Martian (piet@hwc-E993E46E.mobiel.utwente.nl) has joined #homeworld.
[03:17] *** Mode change "+o Martian" for channel #homeworld by ChanOP.
[03:17] Beast: ~
[03:17] * Druidika slaps Martian around a bit with a large trout
[03:17] * Druidika slaps Martian around a bit with a large trout
[03:17] Dimension: +
[03:17] Beast: @
[03:17] Druidika: â„¢
[03:17] Dimension: °
[03:17] Beast: %
[03:17] Chrome: &
[03:17] Dimension: ^
[03:17] Druidika: ©
[03:18] Dimension: #
[03:18] Druidika: $
[03:18] Beast: >
[03:18] Dimension: *
[03:18] Beast: "
[03:18] Dimension: €
[03:18] Druidika: ß
[03:18] Beast: (
[03:18] Dimension: _
[03:18] Chrome:
[03:18] Dimension: ²
[03:19] Druidika: ³
[03:19] Dimension: <
[03:19] Beast: ./
[03:19] Druidika: µ
[03:19] Dimension: {
[03:19] Beast: [
[03:19] Dimension: ]
[03:19] Squid|afk: I HEAR THERE'S SOME MOTHERFUCKING PUNCTUATION IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHANNEL!

[13:31] <chechen> do you shave your pubes
[13:31] <chechen> to get the extra optical inch
[13:31] <Chrysophylax> optical inch wtf
[13:31] <sidewinder> um
[13:31] <Riess> mmmhm
[13:31] * Question2 is laughing his pants off at this conversation
[13:32] <sidewinder> chrome's a girl
[13:32] <chechen> so what
[13:32] <Chrysophylax> OH
[13:32] <Chrysophylax> OPTICAL INCH
[13:32] *** chechen was kicked by Chrome (Do you get kicked often for that... optical inch?)

<Merturk_NB|work> o, and boobies are nice
<Merturk_NB|work> you would think, after looking at so many, i'd be bored with them
<Merturk_NB|work> but something keeps me facinated
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<Moe> GAWD
<Moe> fucking bragging
<Gaz> heh
<Moe> BOOBS THAT END IN .jpg DONT COUNT

<Druidika> I thought knockers were boobies
<Moe> as did i
<Moe> It's odd how fascinating boobies are
<Moe> If I was a woman I doubt I'd get anything done
<Moe> I'd be "OMG BOOBIES" all day long

<SquidDNA> Laundrification phase one is complete!
<SquidDNA> START THE DRYING ENGINES!
<SquidDNA> the drying engines will not run, my liege
<SquidDNA> THEN ADD MORE QUARTERS!

<pH14> hey question, i have a question, why do u have so many questions
<Question2> ph14 : what do you mean?

<Nurrah> To get away from the mindless female chatter going on in social
<Question2> the gossiping?
<Chrysophylax> wait
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<Nurrah> Just two of them yattering away...
<Chrysophylax> #social
<Chrysophylax> wtf
<Nurrah> Delphy's other place.
<Arch> Hehe, its invite only Chrys. AND YOUR NOT INVITED!
<Chrysophylax> oh sorry about asking
<-irc.hwcommunity.com:#social> Question2 invited Chrysophylax into the channel.
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<Chrysophylax> wtf
<Chrysophylax> HI
<Chrysophylax> I'M SOCIAL NOW
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[17:03] <Cyberus> nothign scares me anymore i am merely affirmed in my belief that everyone online is fucked up
[17:03] <Question2> excepting the people here of course

<Tyreal> btw, Question is still banned. :-p
<Squid|rlyeh> Well since Operserv banned him we don't know who really did it
<Da_Fish> Coke Zero will take 10 years to get to our shores
<Moe|away> I think it was delphy
<Moe|away> he's gone for the next week though
<Da_Fish> it was YOU MOE
<Moe|away> so we'll have to wait
<Moe|away> oh wait yes it was me
<Moe|away> why did I do that again

<SquidDNA> I grow weary of fetishists who feel the need to try and find acceptance for their fetishes
<Tiresias> ROFL
<Unk> no wonder he was pissed at me earlier
<Tiresias> furries Squid?
<Tiresias> :P
<SquidDNA> When the medium of communication has nothing to do with the fetish
<SquidDNA> I will take this example
<SquidDNA> Question does not just say Well yes I like transvestites if it comes up
<SquidDNA> No
<SquidDNA> He takes every opportunity to let you know
<Unk> well, i guess the opportunity doesn't exactly come up much
<SquidDNA> No, but when it does, he's right there

[08:57] *** SquidDNA sets mode: +m
[08:57] <SquidDNA> Contrary to popular belief
[08:57] <SquidDNA> No good idea for a GD thread ever came from #homeworld
[08:58] <SquidDNA> That is all
[08:58] *** SquidDNA sets mode: -m

<pH14> duck
<Pleiades> he didnt duck
<pH14> GOOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Silentium> fools duck
* IcecreamLtDan grabs ph in the ass
<Skwerl> GOOSE FROM TOP GUN?!
<Silentium> GOOOOOOOOSE!
<pH14> hey, dont get fresh !
<Silentium> ICEMAAAAAN!
<IcecreamLtDan> oh sorry, you were speaking figuratively
<Silentium> NOOOOOO!

*** Chrome changes topic to 'g'day | Welcome to #fresh | <Question> my gay mouse is not responding <Unk> make sure it's underside is clean |Happy birthday Artoo!'
<Skwerl> TALK TO ME GOOSE
<Silentium> SURPRISE COCKFAGS!