Relic Community Quotes Database

<soul> oh and fuckers get this
<soul> so i am walking to the store right
<soul> I SEE SOMEONE SHORTER THEN I AM
<soul> she was only ten.. but i am pretty sure.. if the shit started
<soul> i could have taken her
<IcecreamLtDan> well, I would imagine infants would be
<IcecreamLtDan> taken her
<IcecreamLtDan> to bed?
<IcecreamLtDan> didn't know you went that young dude
<soul> no you freak
<soul> jesus..
<soul> ok actually she was probably 8
<soul> point is
<soul> soulbitch was taller
<soul> thats right
* soul flexes

<Starblade> HOMEWORLD: THE TEXT ADVENTURE
<Gblaze> Ye find yeself on yon docking bay..
<Gblaze> Ye see target drones.
<Gblaze> Obvious exits are Nort, South and Karak.
<Starblade> <get ye drones>
<Gblaze> *North
<Fixer-at-work> You cannot get ye drones.
<Gblaze> Ye can't get Ye drones.
<Fixer-at-work> Forsooth!
<Starblade> <go Kharak>
<Gblaze> Ye gop to north, ye find a Taiidan fleet out to get you. You are dead.
<Starblade> <ACCESS>

<IgnusDei> i hear it's 40 degrees C
<IgnusDei> hm
<Mikk> do you live in an oven ig?
<ionfish> if not
<ionfish> he ought to
<ionfish> and someone should turn it on
<ionfish> :|

<eTombotron> reki stop being an asshole
<eTombotron> you already made me cry twice

<thesidewinder> Ironing pants is evil
<thesidewinder> it's like giving hitler a backrub

<@Buggo> Moe has always had a surprise in his pants
<@Buggo> PARTY IN MOE'S PANTS

<Buggo|away> I DON'T WANT A THQ LOGO
<Buggo|away> :@:@:@:@:@:@
<ceejayoz> you have one ;p
<Buggo|away> NOOOOOOOOOO

<Merturk_NB|work> i just realized something
<Merturk_NB|work> the dinosaurs from Jurrassic park can't be considered real dinosaurs

* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *!*@ea.com
* You were kicked by SquidDNA (GOOD DAY SIR)

<Merturk_NB|hw> know how I remember to spell Wednesday?
<Merturk_NB|hw> Wed as in marry; nes as in NES, day as in . . . day
<treb|scorch> Wed.
<Tiresias|CoH> I remember how to spell it by having leant how to pell
<Tiresias|CoH> *spell
<Merturk_NB|hw> hahaha

<Merturk_NB|hw> Chrome, remember the carrier we had in one of our games/
<Merturk_NB|hw> ?
<Chrome|cooling> YES!
<Chrome|cooling> the Support frig trying to rape it
<Chrome|cooling> hahahahahahaha
<Chrome|cooling> first WON game I get in on, EVER
<Merturk_NB|hw> :)
<Chrome|cooling> and I tell an SF to go support my carrier
<Chrome|cooling> I come back toi t a bit later
<Chrome|cooling> to find the thing bobbing in the carrier's front hangar
<Chrome|cooling> back and forth. :-.
<Chrome|cooling> and Mert noticed it too. LOL.

<ionfish> now I'm confused, is merty incestuous or a paedophile?

* biffy has joined #cohbeta
* Druidika gives channel operator status to biffy
<Corsix|SummerHols> speaking of Relic, ...
<Corsix|SummerHols> here one is
<biffy> where?!?! I have questions for devs!~!!!

// biffy is a much-harassed Relic employee

<Someguy> There were a lot of funny bugs when we were playinh through it
<bish_Relic> what? bugs? not in our games!

* Moe is watching [deadguy.naked.in.shower] - [10:12 / 58:30] - [368.42MB (~125.63KB/s) - 620x390 - DivX 5 codec]

<Buggo|HOT> You can be my personal assistant Herbert ^-^
<Someguy> ohh
<Someguy> :D
<Buggo|HOT> I require all my PAs to work naked though, FYI
<Someguy> heh, assuming relic has the funds for that
<Someguy> ...
<Buggo|HOT> lol
<Someguy> dude, you know those stories about asians and small penis?
<Buggo|HOT> HAHA
<Someguy> yah well
<Someguy> uh
<Someguy> no working in the nude for me k thanks
<Pike|COOL> ok. quote archives!
<Pike|COOL> :)
<Someguy> NO!
<Buggo|HOT> HAHA OH NO
<Pike|COOL> OH YES!

<Mnementh> omg
<Mnementh> Voice of Optimus Prime announced
<soul> tom cruise right?
<Tiresias> Samuel L Jackson!
<soul> omg sj would rock
<soul> 'we got mother fuckin decepticons on the plane'
<Squid|afk> No no you've got it wrong
<Squid|afk> I hear there's some motherfucking decepticons turning into motherfucking planes!

Chrysophylax dresses Beast in a police uniform and drops him at the blue oyster
<Beast> :D~
<Beast> wait that emote was badly timed
<Beast> shit

<ryan> Yeah getting drunk surely screws up the play balance
<ryan> I had a couple glasses of wine last night and I felt unstoppable!

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<@biffy> wazzzzaaaaa
<Viranth> patch?
<@biffy> viranth, thx but I never smoked to begin with

<soul> its not gay if its for a friend

<Old_Painless> i want pictures of a guy in a lab coat poking a network card in the hope that some lag will fall out :D
<Question> thats not exciting enough
<celtti> my brain automatically shut off when I read "I want pictures of a guy"

<Emberstrife> one note though, don't actually poke into people's shared folders without poking them first
<Emberstrife> politeness has nothing to do with it, you just really wouldn't want to bump into someone's horse porn
<Obtuse> fair enough
<Question> why would someone want horse porn o.O
<Emberstrife> it's hawt.
<Question> and people complain i have a crossdressing fetish
<Obtuse> but you do
<nyyti> you ppl are sick

<biffy> this patch will be the patch of all patches - it will even patch windows so it doesnt crash or get spyware or virii, it will patch macs to play windows video games, it will patch linux to be user friendly
<Pyros> will it patch my dogs? she's getting pretty old and could use some more spunk
<biffy> yep
<Skwerl> will it patch the hole on my shirt?
<biffy> absolutely

// biffy fails at setting realistic expectations

<Zepherian> Mert, do you want us to copy paste that when your gf is on or would you rather leave it a secret?
<Zepherian> because if I remember correctly she does come here to check up on you
<Merturk_NB|work> a secret would be prefered zeph
<ratamaq> heh
<Zepherian> There are only about 40 people here, im sure a secret will be maintained
<Zepherian> right guys?
<Gaz> oh,yeah
<Merturk_NB|work> 55 zeph :-/