Relic Community Quotes Database

<Akranadas> Tire is sexy

<Chrysophylax> well
<Chrysophylax> I went to a high brow restaurant once
<Chrysophylax> ordered the duck
<pH14> UGH
<pH14> NOT THE DUCK
<Chrysophylax> and some fine wine
<Chrysophylax> and the duck was fucking served with raspberries
<Chrysophylax> and some gay green stuff
<Chrysophylax> and I'm o_o
<Chrysophylax> if I wanted a duck yoghurt
<Chrysophylax> I'd make one
<Chrysophylax> not pay like 25 for one

<Fixer-at-work> "There is no such thing as balance, only degrees of spam."

<SquidDNA> I'M HYPED ON..
<SquidDNA> METH
<Jumper|Work> haha
<Jumper|Work> Linnae "I love squiddy!"

<celtti> we were pretty deep in homo by then

<Retro> Or do what some of my retiree friends in I.T. are doing and consult during the cold months, and take off all the nice warm ones.
<Retro> That would be awesome and good.
<hiddensmoke> that somehow sounds remotely sexual to my NSFW warped mind
<Pleiades> of course ..its my drty old an image
<Retro> Win the lottery. that way you can do NSFW shit all day!
<Retro> "Hey, stop surfing pr0n"
<Retro> "Hey. Fuck off."
<Retro> "You're fired"
<Retro> "No, YOU'RE fired! I bought the company!"
<Retro> Then go "nyah" to everyone in the office before you walk out the door and pee on the stairs. :D
<Retro> Juvenile, but fun.
<IcecreamLtDan> heh, I want to leave a big, steamy pile of "I quit" on my bosses desk next week
<Retro> I can see how money might corrupt me. :D
<hiddensmoke> i would love to do that
<hiddensmoke> to the mcdonalds im soon to work at... ehem

<IcecreamLtDan> LOL, my wife thought my COH copy was the offer letter from my new company
<IcecreamLtDan> It's supposed to come FedEx Express as well
<IcecreamLtDan> She left a message on the answering machine after she got to work all excited about it and wanting to make sure I went ahead and signed it
<IcecreamLtDan> I don't have the heart to tell her what it actually is

<UberJumper> That's exactly what the rating system is for. 17M means it's going to be excessively violent, and not something a child should be playing.
<UberJumper> That being said, Linnae was helping me kill germans last night. You go right ahead and question my parenting skills, but my 2.75 year old's going to know that it's ok to swear when you're dismembering people.

<Starblade> mikk = hippy
<mikkStarving> no
<mikkStarving> I am no bloody HIPPY
<RetroCiderdrinkin> hippy + mikk = hikky
<RetroCiderdrinkin> "Hikky" fits because you're a pain in the neck. :D
<mikkStarving> o.O
* mikkStarving doesn't get it
<Kushan> lolz
<RetroCiderdrinkin> AND YOU NEVER WILL

<Starblade> i wish i had a buck
<RetroCiderdrinkin> ...all MY questions about your sexual preference just vanished...
<RetroCiderdrinkin> :D

<Akranadas> WRONG!
<celtti> RIGHT
<Akranadas> LEFT
<celtti> o well played
<Akranadas> indeed
<Akranadas> I thought you had me when you pulled that RIGHT out of no where and flanked my WRONG
<celtti> yeah, I thought it was pretty nice move myself
<Akranadas> Still, I had LEFT sitting and waiting for such a move, proved good in the end
<celtti> well played, gg
<celtti> I'll get you next time though
<Akranadas> gg, we'll see

<Tails|Suffering> oh god
<Da_Fish> What's up Tails?
<Tails|Suffering> my teeth
<Tails|Suffering> I just got my wisdom teeth removed
<SquidDNA> hahah now ur dum

* Chrome (deepchrome@hwc-69C7F8CC.direcpc.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<&Dyntheos> wtf is up with chromes conn today
<@Jumper|CoH> I think she's locking up
<&Dyntheos> she up and down like a cheap hooker

<mikkTIRED> you lot would be dead in a week living as me :/
<SquidDNA> YES MIKK
<SquidDNA> YOU'RE SO HARDCORE
<mikkTIRED> no
<SquidDNA> SCIENTISTS NEED TO STUDY WHAT MAKES YOU IMPERVIOUS TO YOUR OWN LIFE

<soul> heh i should be fired from work
<soul> a girl that is there said she was going on vacation
<soul> asked what she was doing.. so she goes just staying home and relaxing
* soul bought her batteries
* soul is a genius

<soul> i dont want to be her guy
<soul> and i feel like an ass
<soul> but shes got like 3kids
* soul is a jerk
<soul> i know
<IcecreamLtDan> <soul> but shes got like 3kids
<IcecreamLtDan> dude, that means she puts out

<SexySanti> upload? no way
<SexyBuggo> :(
<SexyBurn> READY FOR MY MASSIVE TRANSFER
<SexyDNA> THAT'S ALL SEAL THE PORTS
<SexyBurn> how many uploads can you handle at once buggo
<SexyRiess> NOTHING BUT GRAVEL OUT THERE
<SexyMoe> I mean nova e-hitting on someone
<SexyMoe> THAT IS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT
<SexyBuggo> I can handle at least TWO uploads at once ^_^
<SexyBurn> im finishing
<SexySanti> only two?
<SexyandOld> a little too quickly I might add
<SexyRiess> SHUT UO
* SexyDNA spits beer
<SexyBuggo> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
<SexyBuggo> HAHSHDSBSKHAdfkha
<SexyBuggo> GREATEST. CONVO. EVER.
<SexyBurn> YES IT IS
<SexyBuggo> THANKS GUYS
<SexyBuggo> Now I'm all horny for golf

[15:23] <mikk> so I grin alone in my dark room lol
[15:23] <Zepherian> tmi
[15:23] <Martian> zeph i have a nice close range merlin now
[15:23] <Cable> So you do grin then mikk?
[15:24] <Zepherian> WAIT WAIT WAIT
[15:24] * mikk can't stop giggling damnit
[15:24] <Zepherian> THIS WAS PRECIOUS
[15:24] <Zepherian> MIKK LOL'ED
[15:24] <Chrome> woooo
[15:24] <Zepherian> SOMEONE QUOTE IT
[15:24] <Martian> <mikk> so I grin alone in my dark room lol
[15:24] <Chrome> Hahaha
[15:24] <Cable> PRINT SCREEN!

<ceejayoz> Nova pines only for Grace Park
<soul> pines.. that is putting it mildly
<soul> thats like saying 'soul is not tall'
<Moe|away> or 'cj is feminine'
<soul> hahah
* Moe|away cowers

<soul> you guys are great
<soul> you have more ethics then my other friends

* ceejayoz qdb
<soul> god dammit
<ceejayoz> :D
<soul> get another hobby potter

<IcecreamLtDan> <soul> i have said some stupid shit
<IcecreamLtDan> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*** Pijama is now known as Pijama|Shower
<darkelf> I'm generally way of the mark on stuff like this
<Tails> I can rest easy knowing that Pijama is taking a shower
<darkelf> you can also rest easy knowing that I'll soon be on my way to take a shit
*** darkelf is now known as darkelf|shitting
<Tails> and I think I might shave
<Tails> but I don't want want to write "Tails|shaving" because #homeworld will get the wrong idea

<SquidDNA> When I turn my head so far for so long I see fireflies
<SquidDNA> Maybe I'm pinching the Carotid
<ceejayoz> as the wise doctor once said, "stop doing that!"
<SquidDNA> Well it's never on purpose that I'm pinching the Carotid
<SquidDNA> It's ususally like trying to look at my back, maybe
<ceejayoz> mirrors!
<SquidDNA> No mirrors at the lab
<SquidDNA> :/
<ceejayoz> a situation that must be rectified
<ceejayoz> after all
<ceejayoz> yeast could sneak up on you
<SquidDNA> OH SHIT
<SquidDNA> Man I have to sleep here tonight
<SquidDNA> stfu

<Merturk_NB|code> The Big Bang was actually Mr. T pitying space and time for all their jibba jabba.