Relic Community Quotes Database

<soul> i dont plan on getting drunk tonight
<soul> but i do have on a wrinkle free and stain resistance
<soul> badass plum wine colored long sleeve button up the front shirt
<soul> lets just say.. i would fuck me

<ceejayoz> HI SOUL
<ceejayoz> http://reliccommunity.com/quotes/quote/1091
<ceejayoz> ;/
<soul> you = whore
<soul> W H O R E
<soul> :\
<Riess> yeah who didn't see that coming
<ceejayoz> ;p
<soul> i thought he was afk
<soul> he needs like a job
<soul> or fuckin hobby

<Hablacraja> well a lot of famous people are hurrying up and dying as usual during the end of the year
<Hablacraja> attention whores
<Pijama> Pinochet
<Pijama> Saddam
<deadguy> Ford
<deadguy> Brown
<Pijama> Yeah...Brown :'(
<ceejayoz> I DIED TOO
<ceejayoz> WHERE'S THE :'( FOR ME
<deadguy> no, you got married
<deadguy> that's not quite the same

<Harm|bikes> i feel like i've been in prison
* Harm|bikes is now known as Harmanoff
<Inq> I like that in a guy.
<Harmanoff> a destroyed ass?
<Pijama> Intriguing.

<BlackStar:> The default birthday setting should be February 30th.
<Neko-Question:> why?
<BlackStar:> Then the massive list wouldn't show up.
<Neko-Question:> except on feb 30th
<BlackStar:> ...
<BlackStar:> There is no february 30th you dolt!

<IgnusDei> it occurs to me that should lois lane ever sleep with superman
<trebeer> heh
<IgnusDei> she'd die
<IgnusDei> i mean, the thrusting.
<IgnusDei> dear god, the super powered thrusting!
<trebeer> super thrusting?

<Tails> I was playing that parlor game Taboo
<Tails> which is kinda like charades, you need to describe a word to someone without using any of the words given on a specific card
<Tails> so my card came up
<Tails> I was supposed to describe 'Monica Lewinsky' without using the words:
<Tails> 1. Clinton 2. Oral 3. Intern 4. Scandal 5. Cigar
<Gblaze> lol
<Tails> So I said, "The president showed his dick to a government clerk. What's her name?"
<Tails> It worked pretty well
<Harm|fooood> heh
<Salamander> lol
<Tails> although someone guessed "Marilyn Monroe", I don't know why

<soul> squiids
<soul> we are ircking
<soul> rokcing
<soul> ricking
<soul> i hate meylsef
<soul> myself
<NovaBurn> this is classic
<soul> :
<soul> (*
<soul> :*
<soul> :(
<NovaBurn> hah
<Squid|rlyeh> :*)
<Squid|rlyeh> [22:01] <soul> lets slock somes hit
<Squid|rlyeh> [22:01] <soul> shit
<Squid|rlyeh> [22:01] <soul> lcokg
<Squid|rlyeh> SOMEONE TAKE HIS KEYS AWAY
<soul> hahahah
* Adonis makes sure soul's lock gun is secure in the arms room.
<Squid|rlyeh> I'm glad I got up for this
<soul> :*
<soul> :(
<bonnet> Roflol
<bonnet> SOul hammered, thats a new one
<bonnet> :p

<sleep> i knwo
<sleep> alopw
<sleep> know
<sleep> mogjt
<sleep> bingt
<sleep> night
<sleep> hate when finges ;ined up worng
<sleep> fingers
<sleep> lined
<sleep> worng
<sleep> wornt
<sleep> wronmg
<sleep> fuck it night

<Zell> Fucking 13 year old girl.
<Zell> ..Made me hyper.
<Zell> About.. 2 1/2 hours early. She didn't sleep all night, so she's wound up.

<rem> my gf will be in london \o/
<rem> best. birthday present.
<rem> ever.
<rem> mate im staying at her sisters..
<CrimsonAngel> But it must be hard
<rem> yes it is

<rem> TRUTH IS I WANNA FK YOUR SISTER (she has bigger tits)
<CrimsonAngel: You pervert
<rem> again
<rem> what's wrong with that
<CrimsonAngel> I don't know

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<Dimension> HHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHQAHAAHHAHHAAHA
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<Druidika> hahaha
<Dimension> OMG
<Water> ...
<Mnementh> :D
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<Mnementh> 5
<Gaz> ROFL

<celtti> http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2005-09.html
<celtti> these things are just absurd
<Inq> haha the farmer guy
<Inq> fucking retards :P
<Neko-Question> why isnt anything by inq on that site?
* Tiresias is now known as Tiresias|VivaPinata
<Dimension> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWs87fjp_28&NR
<Inq> because i do stupid things, Question.
<Inq> fuck
<Inq> i dont
<Inq> i dont

<GazDoz> CHRYS'S PENIS IS EVIL
<Gblaze> I liked it.

<Tiresias> I have very bad essay to do
<Tiresias> and I haven't a clue tbh
<Inq> give it to me.
<Inq> Ill do it
<Tiresias> lol Inq what do you know about Gender relations in Imperial China
<Inq>Well the boy would stick his penis in the girl. Unlike you Mr homofag.

<Buggo|away> Yup
<Buggo|away> I'm more like a lampshade now
<Buggo|away> I prefer it that way ^_^
<Kalimac> :P
* Riess turns Buggo on

<BlackStar> TERRORISTS ARE A WAVE
<BlackStar> 9/11 WAS A WAVEFUNCTION COLLAPSE
<BlackStar> o_o
<Inq> Cowabunga
<panth> i'm losing IQ points
<Inq> im gaining!

<BlackStar> THE FUTURE IS NOW
<BlackStar> wait... no...
<BlackStar> THE FUTURE IS NOW
<BlackStar> wait... no...
<BlackStar> hold on...
<BlackStar> almost there...
<BlackStar> THE FUTURE IS
<BlackStar> God damnit.

<soul> hey fellas.. when i cut i bleed just like you
<soul> :\
<molo> just faster
<molo> because of the alcohol

<soul> oh so get this my old manager sees me in lobby today
<soul> 'hey you going to the winter party.. free bar and there will be gambling'
<soul> thanks..
<soul> lets not mention you know the hanging out with friedns or great dinner planned
<soul> lets just tell greg about the bar and casino:\

<IgnusDei> well shit
<IgnusDei> i tried drawing something new
<IgnusDei> but i can't think of anything cool
<molo> did it have a square crotch

<Zepherian> britney has nice big boobs
<Zepherian> wonder if she breast fed her kids
<Tails> she probably hired a wet nurse
<Zepherian> because silicone must be really nutritious
<Zepherian> I can imagine the little tyke turning blue trying to suck some moisture out of those things

<ceejayoz> we should totally stay at Relic
<ceejayoz> that would be awesome
<sleep> i call deggs chair
<ceejayoz> RELIC SLEEPOVER
<UberJumper> haha
<UberJumper> their conference room is big enough
<UberJumper> rooms that is
<SquidDNA> TICKLEFIUGHTS
<UberJumper> k, that's just homoerotic squiddy
<Weavern> i dont think there is an NDA strong enough
<Weavern> to let that happen
<SquidDNA> I have a +7 modifier to ticklefights

<GroundZero> how are the quotes created?
<Trizzdog> magic
<GroundZero> don't be silly, only Freddie Mercury had magic
<UberJumper> no
<UberJumper> he had AIDS