Relic Community Quotes Database

<Hand> nova, fix your internet
<Hand> you're getting cut off more than John Wayne Bobbitt

// Nova having problems with frequent ping timeouts.

<Squid|soak> THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
<NovaBurn> THE HOBBITS
<NovaBurn> THE HOBBITS
<NovaBurn> THE HOBBITS
<NovaBurn> THE HOBBITS
<Squid|soak> THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
<NovaBurn> TO ISENGARD
<NovaBurn> TO ISENGARD
<NovaBurn> TO ISENGARD
<Hablacraja> i hate you guys
<Squid|soak> hahah
<Hand> The Ents are going to war!
<Hand> RUN FOREST, RUN!

<Tiresias> if you melt the solar ice caps you flood the planet with Jews?
<deathsabyss> global warming
<deathsabyss> hitlers greatest fear
<Mnementh> it was his final soloution
<Jinkguns> indeed
<Jinkguns> and it is the souls of the jews he killed that is warming the atmosphere
<Jinkguns> ironic is it not?
<Jinkguns> I say we ban Jewish souls
<Unk> Jew's have souls?!?!?!?!
<Unk> just combine them with muslim souls
<Unk> it's like antimatter
<Unk> the perfect power source for a giant robot hitler

<@Ap0k> it would ruin the illusion that you don't live in a pint glass fishy :(
<~ionfish> that's not true

<Hablacraja> conservapedia
<Hablacraja> wtf is this shit
<Hablacraja> seems more like a wiki for republicans with aspergers

<Trinity> hrmmm... wife just came and announced she is getting in the hottub
<Trinity> fuck the internet
* Trinity has quit

<Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned from all threads that could conceivably possibly even remotely have to do with halo
<Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<mrBabble> myPictures, *is* random images
<SquidDNA> <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> GOOD IDEA
<SquidDNA> <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<SquidDNA> <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> okay, sorry, didn'T mean to paste that often
<Void> <Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<mrBabble> GG at structuring advicee, anyway, Hablacraja
<Void> <Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> THIS ENDS NOW, K!?

* Ragna|movie_time is now known as Ragna|movie_making_time
<Neko-Question> are you sure thats not babies_making_time?
<ceejayoz> couldn't it be both?

<Jink|STALKER> So its official. I've "reconciled" with all my ex-girlfriends.
<Jink|STALKER> Oh shit, that so didn't sound right with this nick.

<Tiresias> anyone else die on first bit of stalker all the time :|
<Aegelward> if you fail your first mission you get the restraining order, makes stalking hard

<Mnementh> actually zeph, a company in the UK was stopped from selling 'dragon sausages' because they didnt contain any dragon...
<Mnementh> http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0200wales/tm_headline=dragon-sausage-food-farce&method=full&objectid=18116784&siteid=50082-name_page.html
<Zepherian> why the deceiving cocksuckers
<Zepherian> not giving people real dragon
<Mnementh> The trading standards department ran a full analysis - and proved there was no dragon in it. The firm was informed it was an offence and they were breaking the law because of the misleading name.
<Mnementh> I just find that hilarious
<Druidika> are you allowed to sell hot dogs in the UK?

// LOL FIRST SPAMMER EVER (AND LAST, BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL REDIRECTED TO LEMONPARTY NOW).


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<molo> my vote counts double
<molo> we could vote on that but i'd win
<Martian> i would vote for you molo
<molo> yay
<molo> you get an extra vote too
<Martian> we are a good team
<molo> i concur
<Martian> that makes four of us

<Dorkdav> Is it worth speading money on stuff like headphones and a keyboard?
<Neko-Question> yes.
<Neko-Question> trying to use a computer without a keyboard is hard

<Hyperian> you know just cause black people doesnt know how to use irc doesnt mean you guys should just shout out niggers all day long

<Tails> ughhh writers block
* Tiresias chisels it into a shape of a kitten
<Tails> writers kitten :)

<Lor3-16> Jun: are you sonofjun from dow sanc?
<Jun> nope
<Jun> that would be my son

<Mirehn> plan tonight, is to sleep with ex's worst enemy
<Zeph|EVE> her dad?
<Mirehn> I think that would be appropriate retribution

// awesome timing!

<Weasel_Boy> when do i get promoted for being good!
<Lor3-16> on the 13th of never dude!
<Weasel_Boy> damn communists!
<Lor3-16> some are more equal than others.....
<Akranadas> on the 30th of February next year
<Methuselath> \:D
<Weasel_Boy> ..... im gonna hold you to that lol
<Akranadas> okay
<Lor3-16> erm....
<Akranadas> shhh
<Lor3-16> k

<soul> heyo
<soul> sober so turn the logging off

<Hangfire> http://www.thestar.com/article/200265
<Hangfire> 'When the new chocolate-coloured sofa set was delivered to her Brampton home, Doris Moore was stunned to see packing labels describing the shade as "Nigger-brown."'
<Hangfire> LOL
<Hangfire> I betcha any money it's an "engrish" situation
<Mnementh> well, she does look like she could use the sofa as camoflage

<Tiresias> I know the internet is full of wackos
<Tiresias> but I wonder who the single wierdest person on the internet is
<Tiresias> there must be one who is definably the wierdest
<Tiresias> :|
* Zepherian joined the chat room.
<Zepherian> hi folks
<Zepherian> and folkettes
<molo> good timing tir

<Zepherian> haha, just found a portuguese corp in eve
<Zepherian> It's like a corp full of Zephs
<Zepherian> I'm gonna avoid it like the plague
<Zepherian> :D
<Mnementh> now you know how we feel

<SquidDNA> So the computer runs the whole facility
<SquidDNA> And can kill everyone in the facility
<SquidDNA> And in case it does that
<SquidDNA> You need to go kill the computer
<SquidDNA> In that case we give the computer an elaborate defense mechanism
<SquidDNA> ?!?!?!?
<`downslope> i'm sure us internet friends have your answer
<SquidDNA> Why does the computer have an elaborate defense mechanism at all
<SquidDNA> Raise your hand if your IT department even has LOCKS ON THE DOORS
<`downslope> usually people avoid the IT department
<`downslope> the employees are deterrent enough

<SquidDNA> And it was awesome
<Zepherian> the manhole?
<SquidDNA> Yes