Relic Community Quotes Database

<eTombotron> fatness is such a monstrous, debilitating illness
<eTombotron> i look at pictures of people when they were thin
<eTombotron> and when they were/are fat
<eTombotron> it's bad
<eTombotron> bad skin
<eTombotron> unhappy facial expressions
<eTombotron> general ugliness
<eTombotron> compromised immune systems
<eTombotron> ok, i made that up
<eTombotron> but what i'm saying is
<eTombotron> they look unhealthy
<eTombotron> life sucks
<SquidDNA> Are you high?

<frst> she dumped me like
<frst> 3 months ago almost
<frst> so it was time to have a sexual encounter
<frst> with multiple women
<ceejayoz> heh
<ceejayoz> her friends?
<frst> no
<Hablacraja> her grandparents
<ceejayoz> Habla's would've been a good revenge
<ceejayoz> "HAHA YOU HAVE A NEW AUNTIE ON THE WAY"

<Tails> there's a spelling error on mine
<Squid|DNA> Whoops
<Squid|DNA> You're totally fuckec
<Squid|DNA> *fucked

<celtti> wait, what will happen in the artcast?
<Caesar> magic
<Tiresias> hot riess on rafta action
<Tiresias> I hope
<Riess> right now, that very much depends on if Trizzdog shows up

<soul> 'hello... hello'
<soul> 'yea um'..
<soul> 'this is [soul] can i help you'
<soul> '[soul] do you think the firefighters have a dangerous job'
<soul> 'no they are pussies'
<soul> *click*
<soul> kidding

<Hyperian> guess what squid doesnt have?
<SquidDNA> semen

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<smaaaaalllmonkert> hi again
<Gaz> who are you?
<Riess> no.
<smaaaaalllmonkert> last time i try to i get picture of pope
<Riess> no.
<smaaaaalllmonkert> fixed
<Riess> no.
<smaaaaalllmonkert> shut up
<Gaz> answer,or Riess will consume your ears
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i did
<smaaaaalllmonkert> oh
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i am smaaaaalllmonket
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> dammit i need a wiki page
<smaaaaalllmonkert> ok try to guess who i am again
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i'll give a clue
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<DarkGul> attentionwhore?
<Gaz> are you
<Gaz> Lionel Blair?
<smaaaaalllmonkert> my avatar reads hello cthulhu fhtagn
<Gaz> Anwar Sadat?
<smaaaaalllmonkert> no you idiot
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<Gaz> Gough Whitlam?
<Gaz> RICHARD SIMMONS?
<smaaaaalllmonkert> actually i dont have the heart to blame myself on poor tire so continue... not simmons
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> if i told you who i was would i receive an award?
<Gaz> umm...yes
<smaaaaalllmonkert> what kind?
<Gaz> you will have to wait and see
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<Woggy> an oscar
<Woggy> and everlasting fame
<Riess> and we'll set you on fire
<Riess> just a little though
<smaaaaalllmonkert> hmmm
<smaaaaalllmonkert> ok
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i just messaged druidika with my identity
<smaaaaalllmonkert> now get him to tell you
<Gaz> O_o
<smaaaaalllmonkert> what
<smaaaaalllmonkert> ok fine
<smaaaaalllmonkert> ill tell you a story
<smaaaaalllmonkert> once a pon a time
<smaaaaalllmonkert> there was a man who was called barn
<smaaaaalllmonkert> he went to work
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<Wrkncacnter> hi folks
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> and met Wrkncacnter
<smaaaaalllmonkert> and Shoe
* smaaaaalllmonkert was kicked by Gaz (The End?)
<Shoe> Hiyas!
<Riess> lo
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> no
<smaaaaalllmonkert> the story will continue
<smaaaaalllmonkert> he was kicked out by Gaz
<smaaaaalllmonkert> but he re-entered the building
<Wrkncacnter> who set mode +m?
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> and found Caesa1 in the filing cabinet
<Gaz> no one has Wkrn
<smaaaaalllmonkert> caesa1 gave him the keys and the silenced pistol
<smaaaaalllmonkert> barn travelled through the building collecting evidence
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> then BlackStar appeared holding a flamethrower
<BlackStar> huh?
<BlackStar> I left?
<Wrkncacnter> of course not gaz, the statement itself proves that :D
<smaaaaalllmonkert> barn fired a few shots but BlackStar made it to the alarm!
<Riess> +m sounds like a really good idea though
<smaaaaalllmonkert> barn threw himself back down the stairs, hats flying everywhere
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> guards came fluttering from every opening and started firing madly at each other
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<Gaz> ...
<smaaaaalllmonkert> barn then smashed headlong into a photocopier which promptly exploded
<smaaaaalllmonkert> Gaz was picked up like a rag doll and flew out the window.
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> ok now we need Gaz to be kicked because it's unrealistic otherwise
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i'll continue nonetheless
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* Gaz sets mode: +o Riess
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *aaa*monk*!*@*
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* SquidDNA sets mode: -b *monket*!*@*
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<Gaz> thank you Squid
<smaaaaalllmenket> and back to the story
<SquidDNA> hmm
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<SquidDNA> Deficient ban
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<SquidDNA> This allows me to refine my technique
<smaaaaalllmenket> KICKS DONT STOP IT
* Gaz sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-73364491.com
* SquidDNA sets mode: -b *!*@hwc-73364491.com
* smaaaaalllmenket was kicked by Gaz (silence)
<SquidDNA> Don't ban the server Gaz ;)
<Zepherian> today's WTF moment was sponsored by the NHL
<Gaz> whoops
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *aaa*!*@*
<Riess> hahah
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* SquidDNA sets mode: -b+b *aaa*monk*!*@* *monk*!*@*
<Water> just ip ban him
<Riess> shotgun ban
<SquidDNA> There
<Riess> can't
<Wrkncacnter> banning, it's an art
<Riess> his IP = webclient
<SquidDNA> He's using the webclient
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<Gaz> he'll come in under a new nick
<Water> hi woggy
<REKI> HI THERE IM REKI
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<Riess> orly
<Laura> lol
<Gaz> now he's impersonating popular long standing dolts
<Riess> did we ever find out wtf his major malfunction is?
<Gaz> he must be MINCED
<SquidDNA> Oh wait
<Water> yes Riess
<Water> he's 14 years old
<Water> nuff said
<Riess> oh
<SquidDNA> This will take some advanced fu
<Riess> ok
<Zepherian> just poison his meals
<Wrkncacnter> done
<Laura> done poisoning?
<Water> is he too old for you to eat, Zeph?
<Laura> that was fast
<Wrkncacnter> i anticipated the request
<SquidDNA> How do you set maximum users
<Wrkncacnter> so his happy meal is not quite so happy around now
<Riess> uh oh, Squid's bringing on the big guns#
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<Laura> alert :P
<Laura> XD
<Shoe> we dont have poison
<outtis> I'm tired
<-Gaz:#homeworld-> Full Alert,evil ops
<SquidDNA> Moe could use the Frohwn on him
<Riess> that would own
<SquidDNA> Moe has an evil spell
<outtis> my eyes are tired
<Wrkncacnter> being german?
<outtis> but my body isn't
<SquidDNA> That force joins the target to over 200 randomly generated channels
<SquidDNA> Often it crashes the client
<Zepherian> I solved it by limiting channels chatside
<Zepherian> since ive been hit with this retarded bullshit before
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<frstkor13> im ag ay
<Riess> sure, but you're not on the web client :D
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<Zepherian> good point
<Laura> he's persistent :|
<Gaz> omg
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<Wrkncacnter> we here on the webclient lack such fancy features
<Riess> I say let him in
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<Riess> he'll grow bored eventually
<Woggy> lol
<Laura> I think that was code :o
<Gaz> lol,was that the real code?
<Riess> no
<SquidDNA> NEIN
<SquidDNA> WE CAN'T BE SURE
<Water> rofl
<Laura> but he is in the server already
<SquidDNA> THEY LOOK LIKE US NOW
<Riess> HE WAS A CYLON
<Laura> :|

<Kapyrna> as a Nintendo kid, I take offense
<Gblaze> Trinity's being a wise guy. Ignore him. :)
<Trinity> ...and what makes you think i would even give a pinch of rat's shit about whether i offend you or not?
<Gblaze> Anyways, Ninja Gaiden DS will make your tear your hair out for its' difficulty like the Xbox version did.
<rat|sleep> um
<rat|sleep> what?
<Trinity> lol

<Tails> Who's a man and a half?!
<Hablacraja> rosie o'donnell

<SquidDNA> Schnelle inspects the screen-- be on your best behavior gentlemen
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<molo> hhahhaha
<deadguy> hahahaha
<Chrome> ^^
<SquidDNA> Chrome, the hauling bit doesn't seem to work with kittens
<SquidDNA> They think it's a game
<SquidDNA> "Haul and throw"
<SquidDNA> Also I did not notice she was on the keyboard until I heard windows yelling about the "7"

<Tails> COME ON GUYS
<Tails> BEARMANPIG IS REAL, KIRK CAMERON SAYS SO
<Kushan> manbearpig
<Kushan> i like that word
<Jal-18> half man, half bear, half pig
* molo does the math
<molo> WAIT

<Question> da_fish : im not gay, im totally straight, just because i fap to traps doesn't make me gay
<Kalimac> ...

<Cable> Went to Tokyo for 2 weeks
<OctopusRex> what did you think?
<OctopusRex> apparently tokyo is nuts
<OctopusRex> my mate toured Japan
<OctopusRex> with his band
<Sev> I had the chance to go to kyoto once
<OctopusRex> eek
<Cable> Was cool, but the inhabitants are the most antisocial bastards ever
<OctopusRex> really?
<Sev> passed it
<Cable> yup
<Sev> don't regret it
<OctopusRex> wow
<OctopusRex> in what way?
<deathsabyss> J girls ftw
<OctopusRex> (meh heh heh heh)
<Cable> They ignore you for a start
<deathsabyss> cable
<deathsabyss> you have to pay

<Away|p0k> we have so much in common
<Away|p0k> we should get married
<Away|p0k> you'd be the bitch, obviously
<Deathwings> Ok. then we get a divorce, and I get the house, the car, the dog
<Away|p0k> deal
<Away|p0k> i'll be along later with the petrol and fire lighters
<Squid|DNA> Best prenup ever

<SquidDNA> Just DON'T EVER WATCH ANY ADS FOR IT
<SquidDNA> They're like
<SquidDNA> ANOTHER MEDICAL MYSTERY-- THIS TIME HOUSE WILL HAVE TO KILL THE PATIENT TO SAVE HIS LIFE-- BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT
<NovaBurn> haha
<SquidDNA> Every single one of them

<Squid|DNA> Question
<Squid|DNA> Cats make two noises
<Squid|DNA> What are they
<Neko-Question> nyaaa
<Squid|DNA> I will accept that
<Squid|DNA> What's the other
<Zepherian> Miau Purr and Fssst are 3
<Squid|DNA> ZEPH SHUT UP
<Squid|DNA> Oh
<Zepherian> WHAT, SO I'M WRONG AM I
<Squid|DNA> I can see how that was misleading
<Squid|DNA> I was asking Question a Question
<Squid|DNA> ha
<Squid|DNA> ha
<Squid|DNA> ha

<Tim> ugh
<Tim> had to change my sheets as I bled over them
<Tim> it's 4am I'm grumpy as fuck
<Hand> that time of the month, eh?

<BlackStar> Daton bitches about every single game whether it's just announced or near release because it's not innovative enough.
<BlackStar> He wants a game where you have to masturbate chicken penises to destroy an alien invasion that's not really an alien invasion because alien invasions are sooo cliche.
<BlackStar> IT"S REVOLUTIONARY

<Squid|viking> I can't feel my face!
<Squid|viking> This shit is fantastic!
<deathsabyss> haha
<deathsabyss> you should probaly stop before you cant feel any other important body parts
<Squid|viking> I've decided I have to get to the bottom of the bottle
<Squid|viking> Just to see what's there

<IgnusDei> yeah, i think i can forget about ever working for relic as an artist

<Kapyrna> So...If you were a porcupine, what color would you be?
<a1> ass

<SquidDNA> DO NOT RUN, TASTY CHILDREN. I AM YOUR FRIEND.

<Riess|unistuff> *sigh* I hate Meteorology
<SquidDNA> Imagine how the meteors feel
<Riess|unistuff> *badum-tshhh*
<Aegelward> i'm sure it burns them up
* SquidDNA rimshot!

<NovaBurn> I WAS THE SECOND GUNMAN ON THE GRASSY NOEL
<soul> knoll
<Squid|DNA> Grassy gnoll
<BlackStar> The most dreaded enemy in Dungeons and Dragons: The giant gazebo on a grassy gnoll.
<NovaBurn> A GAZEBO STANDS BEFORE YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO.
<Tiresias> EAT OF THE SNACKS
<Noir> I GET YON CATGIRL
<Squid|DNA> I CAST MAGIC MISSILE
<Noir> A WIZARD DID IT
<NovaBurn> YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GAZEBO.
<NovaBurn> ROLL INITIATIVE
<Squid|DNA> pi!
<Noble> * rolls a 10*
<BlackStar> I SHOOT AN ARROW AT IT
<Noir> I ROLL WIT TWO W/ AWARENESS TWO(ROLL BATTLE +3)
<NovaBurn> THE GAZEBO CASTS PHANTASMAL KILLER
<NovaBurn> YOU ALL DIE.
<BlackStar> Hey! Im entitled to a will save!
* BlackStar fudges the roll
<BlackStar> I got a 147!
<NovaBurn> fine
<NovaBurn> fail
* Squid|DNA sets mode: +m
* Squid|DNA changes topic to 'THE PARTY HAS DIED'

<Tails> so I got a new ink cartridge
<Tails> and there's this postage paid envelope to send back the old one
<Tails> anyone else try this?
<Hablacraja> you can put in other things you don't want as well
<Hablacraja> what are they going to do about it?
<Tails> uh
<Hablacraja> not a god damn thing, and now they have their ink cartridge and 3 mcdonalds happy meal toys from 1994