Relic Community Quotes Database

<Trinity> I have 39 friends on facebook and all but 4 are women
<Trinity> what does that say about me
<Trinity> what does that say about my wife!
<Zepherian> you're gay
<Chrome> HAHAHA
<Code> SHES GAY FOR YOU
<Trinity> I am a lesbian
<Zepherian> not on my screen ;)
<Chrome> guys I sometimes can see as lesbians in men's bodies. :D
<Trinity> I like to get into women's bodies
<Trinity> Zeph likes to get into their panties
<Trinity> Tire likes to wear them
<Code> LOL
<Zepherian> Tire likes to wear them while im still in them :S
<Trinity> <crickets>
<Zepherian> everyones a critic

<Zepherian> I propose we name the 20th of october international faggot wizzard day
<Kap> faggot = bundle of sticks
<Trinity> We will call it Gayzord day
<Trinity> or the day of Warcocks
<Black> Warcocks it is.
<Zepherian> Can we have a Wizz of the Gayzord?
<Trinity> Which will be such a gay time
<Trinity> Witch will be such a gay time
<Trinity> Witch will be such a ghey time
<Trinity> there... i am happy now
<Trinity> or gay
<Trinity> take you dick
<Trinity> *pick
<Trinity> your*
<Black> I think that settles it.
<Zepherian> o_O
<Trinity> <crickets>
<Trinity> I amuse myself
<Trinity> I'd QDB that but I've submitted two already tonight
<Trinity> and i don't want to be considered too submissive
* Zepherian puts away the whip and mouthpiece
<Trinity> I abuse myself too sometimes

<sidewinder> woot
<Kap> ?
<sidewinder> chem exam was pushed back a week
<Mnementh> delayed reaction, eh?

<Kap> you said the c word in the presence of a woman
<Kap> stupid
<Beast> ...
<Beast> chocolate
<Beast> chocolate
<Beast> chocolate
<Beast> chocolate
<Beast> chocolate
<Chrome> hehehe
*** Beast is now known as Chocolate
<Chrome> O.O
<Chrome> teh summons
<Chrome> what of Chocolate companion Cubes?
<Fedman> c word? you mean chocolate?
<Chrome> is it a crime to eat them?
* Chocolate sits on chromes table...
<Fedman> sorry not in the game...yet
<Chocolate> east meeee
<Chocolate> eaaaat meeeee
* Chrome eats Chocolate through and through, to the last little crumb of dark brown candy goodness.

<Afoxi> #hw is getting more and more disturbing by the minute.
<Chrome> it's only Zeph. :/
<Chrome> he's generally a bit disturbing at times
<Stradetch-Fanboi> its the nose
<Stradetch-Fanboi> it takes to much blood form his head
<Stradetch-Fanboi> result: he types without thinking
<Afoxi> LMAO
<Chrome> omg, it MUST BE TRUE

<Elukka> <Riess> I FAIL AT KICKING ELUKKA
<Elukka> amirite
<Elukka> :/
<Elukka> when have you last kicked anyone?
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<Elukka> that doesnt help
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<Elukka> If at first you don't succeed, you fail.
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<Elukka> portal ftw.
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<Elukka> you are evil.
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<Elukka> you know that?
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<Laura> omgtimers!!! :D
<Elukka> yup
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<Tiresias> :/
<Beast> lol
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[16:04] <Caesar_lab> I just got laid this weekend ffs
[16:04] <Caesar_lab> well, I had to basically explain sex to her
[16:04] <Caesar_lab> because apparently she's clueless
[16:04] <Mirehn|NWN2> ROFL
[16:04] <drUnk> how old was she caesar?
[16:04] <Mirehn|NWN2> then that wasn't sex Caesar
[16:04] <Caesar_lab> 19
[16:04] <Mirehn|NWN2> that was masturbation
[16:04] <Mirehn|NWN2> with a doll
[16:05] <drUnk> rofl
[16:05] <Caesar_lab> lol
[16:05] <Caesar_lab> and
[16:05] <Caesar_lab> AND
[16:05] <Caesar_lab> I had the fucking Portal song in my head the WHOLE TIME

<Kushan|> i think mrmin got on my nerves once
<Kushan|> i put him on ignore
<Kushan|> and wondered why he never spoke for 7 months

<Kushan|> did bmb die?
<Kushan|> please say yes.
<Zepherian> he moved his mind out of his body by mistake

//One of BmB's more outrageous claims was to having telekinetic ability...//

<Zepherian> that is a bit over the top
<Zepherian> but hey, it does indeed inform whats being discussed :D
<Elukka|X3> "Discuss: Merge "Anal-oral contact" with "Ass to mouth""

<Hiig|Eragon> BULL FUCKING SHIT THE DRAGON DIES
<Jianaran> Hiig: Are you reading Eragon?
<Hyperian> that's like asking "are you still a dork?"
<IgnusDei> no
<IgnusDei> that's like asking
<IgnusDei> are you a tasteless dork?
<Hyperian> ouch
<Shoe> the dork hierarchy is swift and merciless

<Hyperian> i have this apprehension
<Hyperian> but i dont know where it's coming from
<Zepherian> check gonads for testicular cancer
<Zepherian> 9 out of 10 apprehensions are lumpy nutsacks
<Zepherian> its SCIENCE
<Hyperian> ok
<Hyperian> nope
<Hyperian> i dont feel any lumps
<Kap> >_<
<Zepherian> 1 out of 10 apprehensions are common or garden paranoia
<Kap> he's groping himself...
<Hyperian> well i feel slightly less apprehension now that i know i dont have any lumps on my nuts

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<Kap> *** I has joined #homeworld <-- hahahaha
<Hablacraja> (00:06:36) ?? join: (I) (yo@33023F7C.B66A9CC7.C757620B.IP)
* I am better than you
<SquidDNA> Zell
<Hablacraja> get a real client
<Hablacraja> so there
* I know more about the universe than anyone here
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *!*@33023F7C.B66A9CC7.C757620B.IP
* I was kicked by SquidDNA (SquidDNA)

//Slightly OOC. But true! All true!//

<IgnusDei> I MADE A GIRL LAUGH TODAY
<IgnusDei> I CAN BE LIKEABLE
<Chrome> Unless that was her laughing *at* you instead of *with* you like you intended.
<IgnusDei> not at me
<IgnusDei> i said something
<IgnusDei> she laughed
<Haborym> you're the man now dog
<Zepherian> what was this laughable thing you allegedly said
<bitz> fag
<IgnusDei> well
<IgnusDei> she gave me a free sample of a smoothie
<IgnusDei> i then said it was the first time in a while that i tasted something that wasn't salt or sugar
<IgnusDei> ...because, you can kinda tell i've been eating a lot of that stuff
<IgnusDei> ...
<IgnusDei> dang
<IgnusDei> she did laugh at me
<IgnusDei> :/
<Code> Owned
<Zepherian> haha she thought you were fat
<Haborym> idiot
<Zepherian> ;|

<Kap> Now I have to rename all my bookmarked threads
<Kap> most of them are Dyn's guideline threads
<snip> [snip]
<treb> you bookmarked the rules?
<Giant_Moth> what, people read those?
<treb> give this person a cookie

Topic is '<Laura> hey, my nubers are totally fine - 34 22 38'
* Set by ZellFish2 on Fri Nov 02 20:19:32
<Trinity> Something not right about those numbers
<Trinity> unless you are a big pear
<pH14> or you got junk in your trunk
<pH14> Laura must have junk in her trunk
<Trinity> or she is standing on her head
<Trinity> va va va voom

<Kushan> i surfed for porn at a funeral once
<Kushan> i made sure the old lady behind me could see it

<deadguy|afk> the autocomplete is pretty impressive
<Zepherian> steve jobs was typing for you
<Hyperian> iphone can guess the adjective for 'porn' very well
<Hablacraja> "horse" in your case
<Hyperian> har i dont have an iphone
<Zepherian> horses are expensive

<Hablacraja> no horse porn on youtube, i already looked

<Trinity> what are we arguing about so i can join in
<Zepherian> fed thinks brides look pretty
<Zepherian> and mir dosent like fed
<Kushan> and i hate jews
<Zepherian> and none of them do math
<Zepherian> and kushan hates jews
<Zepherian> breaking news: A1 is black
<Zepherian> footnote: hyperian has a small penis
<Kushan> that news broke years ago ;p
<Zepherian> im at the end of the grapevine
<Trinity> same old shit then.

<Riess> I made a child-snatching monster based on an anglerfish, and everyone goes omg lol tentacle raep

<Kushan|> habla, name people you don't hate
<Kushan|> list will be shorter
<Hablacraja> {}

<Riess> MY VERY EXISTENCE IS TO BE CONSIDERED A PIECE OF ART

—› join: (Kap)
<Kap> HAI ART
<Fedman> hi kapo
<Kap> Kapo...
<Kap> I make it easy
<Hiro> kappy
<Kap> and yet people still botch it
<Kap> K
<Kap> a
<Kap> p
<Hiro> o

<roflmao> crysis review! :D
<ExplodingPope> you'll keep your whore mouth shut unless you want to experience a thorough review of my DICK.
<roflmao> 9.5!
<ExplodingPope> erm...thanks?