Relic Community Quotes Database

<Hiroshi_Tea> hey Beast
<Beast> what would you do if Chrome was a swarmer?
<Chrome> ... O.o
<Chrome> I eagerly await your answer, Hiro...
<Hiroshi_Tea> i fear to answer the question
<Beast> XD
<Chrome> good answer. >_>;
<Beast> okies
<Hiroshi_Tea> hot swarmer sex
<Beast> I go now
<Hiroshi_Tea> *cough
<Beast> LOL
<Chrome> bye .... O_o
<Beast> I go now, lest I get the kick stick. XD
<Hiroshi_Tea> you know i'm kidding rite?
<Chrome> um, yeah <_< >_>
<Chrysophylax> o_O
<Hiroshi_Tea> awkward moment +1
<Chrome> how about plus 15? :P
<Hiroshi_Tea> it wasn't that bad
<Chrysophylax> yes it was :[

<Hiro> this one at teh momnent is in the middle between a stiff one and being completely limp
<Chrome> i'm working on the pic
<Hiro> wait...that sounded wrong

<Elukka> now our topic has references to tentacle rape and beastiality!
<Kap> hahahahaha...ha...hehe...hooooo
<Kap> my dad just walked it
<Kap> in*
<Elukka> ahhha :D
<Riess> HI KAP'S DAD

<bonnet> bleh, posted on Hardocp forums with a question about upgrades
<dreddnott> ?
<bonnet> and was sadly unsuprised to discover
<bonnet> people really don't know shit about hardware
<dreddnott> you could have asked me first
<bonnet> dredd, actually I pretty much new the answer
<bonnet> I was looking for specific input from someone with a similar system
<dreddnott> yeah I know what you mean :)
<bonnet> which I got
<bonnet> and his was teh only usefull answer
<dreddnott> but you got other replies of stupid fail?
<bonnet> We broke the ground; we shattered the world; we knew at once how it was to be done.
<bonnet> How it was to be built: what method, what materials, what ideas, what principles, and what dreams would compose it, we knew at once.
<bonnet> The perfect world was built in a day.
<bonnet> Why should gods rest, hesitate or consider? Time was the enemy and we would not pause to give it heed, just as it would not heed us.
<bonnet> The walls of the prefect world took 32 minutes, 32 black walls, perfect black walls from which light found no escape. The interior took much longer. 8 perfect engravings, 8 directions perfectly equidistant had one of each. 2 cities, 2 perfect cities in ana and kata. 1 sun, 1 never ending sun.
<bonnet> In these walls even time bowed to us, and we where perfect. Until the sun began to die.
<bonnet> woops
<bonnet> fucking copy paste

<Giant_Moth> I have two things on me that is delicious
<Giant_Moth> I've got two loafs of Ciabata, and a pack of potato chips
<Giant_Moth> Which should be devoured first?
<Kap> Ciabata yum
<under_score> Crisps
<Gaz> make a crisp sandwich
<Gaz> HAVE BOTH IN ONE
<SquidDNA> !!!!
<SquidDNA> Brill.

<Tiresias> did you know that the CIA is actually the Canadian Intelligence Agency and they've been feeding american info up north for years!
<Tiresias> ;d
<vertigo> it's called "counter-intelligence", Tire

<Zepherian> well, if anyone knows anything about a soft male its me ;(

<Zepherian> have you tried to screw a badger?

<Moe> mirehn has a good name for it begins with m
<Moe> currently the ms have the upper hand
<Moe> I say we do an uprising
<Moe> and destroy all those who begin with J
<Moe> for they are dangerously close
<Akranadas> I out number you
<Akranadas> 4 A's is greater than 3 M's
* Moe grabs Magus by his ankle and tosses him at akra
<Moe> MUHAHAHA DIE
* Akranadas grabs nyyEffect by his ankle and tosses him at Moe
<Akranadas> Ha! how do you like that!
* Moe holds up mirehn to deflect
* Moe puts the blame on Akra
<Moe> you are hurting yourself!
<Akranadas> NO! My only weakness!
<Akranadas> I'm blaming, I'm Blaming!

<Afoxi> well shit, my birthday passed again without me realising it
<Hiro|papers> <Afoxi> well shit, my birthday passed again without me realising it
<Hiro|papers> you fail very bad
<Chrome> -.-
<Afoxi> XD
<ammonra> i actually forgot my 21'st birthday untill my partents called :D
<ammonra> no wait
<ammonra> 20'th birthday
<Beast> how could you forget your Bday?
<Beast> thats....
<Beast> ...
<ammonra> i just do
<ammonra> it's not important in my daily life routine :D
<ammonra> ^__^
<Beast> no, but fuck.
<ammonra> ;D
<Beast> thats ike forgeting your Scocial Security number.
<ammonra> i was surprised i forgot as well
<Beast> its ignorent.
<ammonra> don't have social security
<Beast> gawd, off the top of ym head I know my Bday is April 2nd.
<ammonra> APRIL FOOLS DAY!
<ammonra> +1 hour
<Afoxi> i didnt get an email reminder this year because my account is still rigged to hotmail
<Chrome> damn....LOL
<Chrome> and here you are doing it again
<Chrome> talk about sad.
* Chrome shakes her head.
<ammonra> io'm half as bad as afoxi :D
<ammonra> only did it once
<ammonra> 5 months till next birfday
<ammonra> hehe :D

<Hiigzzz> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
<dreddnott> poor you
<dreddnott> are you setting up a website?

<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "Daddy, I had a bad dream."
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness?it's 3:23.
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "No, Daddy."
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sweetie?"
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> "Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."
<SquidDNA> [00:48] <Hablacraja> For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
<Ragnarok> :S
<Ragnarok> woah
<SquidDNA> That was terrifying
<Ragnarok> indeed
<Linuturk> oi
* RaptorShadow has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<SquidDNA> SO TERRIFYING IT KNOCKED RAPTORSHADOW OFF THE INTERNET

<Chrysophylax> my cat's such a pussy
<Chrysophylax> he doesn't know wether he'll purr next to me or go eat
<Chrysophylax> so he's like
<Chrysophylax> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr om nom nom rrrrrrrrr
<Fedman> chrys wins the random wtf comment for the day

<Hiroshi_Tea> look, i'm simply looking forward to seeing a picture of a swarmer tan posing nude with a swarmer
<Hiroshi_Tea> that's all i want
<Hiroshi_Tea> and 4chan is seriously not the answer
<Hiroshi_Tea> i'll end up with a fuelpod with dickshittingnipples

//On Rule 34, Swarmers, and what 4chan will do to Kadeshi ships...//

<Zepherian> I give up treb
<ExplodingPope> Or how about the Spanish American War? Pwned.
<Hablacraja> please give up
<treb|happy> iran-contra affair? the CIA selling drugs to fund rebels
<Zepherian> sometimes I think the wrong side won WW2

<drUnk> 2 girlz 1 cup?
* drUnk watched it
<drUnk> i call bullshit, fake
<drUnk> anyone who watches real scat pron can see the flaws

<Giant_Moth> I've got an if-method within another if-method, and I'm trying to make an else method to relate to the original if-method, but it keeps relating to the secondary if-method
<Trinity> your nesting is fuxored
<Trinity> check the syntax on the nesting
<Hiigathome> or the naming :/
<Trinity> yeah
<Trinity> but only an idiot would miss that
<Trinity> if that is the case they shouldn't be programming
<Giant_Moth> wait, what do you mean?
<Hyperian> yes
<Hyperian> your nest is wrong
<Hyperian> your logic is wrong
<Hyperian> you cant do what you're trying to do
<Hyperian> rethink your procedure for that part of your program and do it again
<Giant_Moth> I'm trying to figure out another way to do it
<Hyperian> then do it
<Giant_Moth> I got it to work
<Trinity> moved the second bracket over one, eh?
<Giant_Moth> I'm not really sure what you guys suggested me to do
<Hyperian> rofl
<Trinity> :)
<Giant_Moth> what exactly were you suggesting?
<Trinity> tell us what you did then we will tell you what we were suggesting
<Hyperian> rofl
<Giant_Moth> I just made the origina if-method, the one that was checking if said thing was of a specific race to set a variable instead, and then put the other two if-methods inside while loops. it's probably not the way you thought, but the logic worked there at least
<Trinity> Yup, that's what we were suggesting!

<Dimension> are you entertaining the thought of committing adultery?
<Moe> wtf no
<Moe> I don't cheat
<Dimension> yeah
<Dimension> BUT YOU CERTAINLY USE TRAINERS

* Kap pokes Zepherian
* Zepherian slaps Kap around a bit with a large trout
<Kap> Rainbow or river?
<Zepherian> you're asking me if the trout was gay?

* vijil breaks out the airbrush...
<Ammonra> :O
<Ammonra> yes!
<nyyti> I've yet to paint my laptop
<Ammonra> more stuff from vijil!
<vijil> heh
<Ammonra> your DA account is rather...empty
<vijil> paintball killed my art remember
<Ammonra> organic 'deshi cerimonial guy ftw though
<Ammonra> yes
<Ammonra> blame the sports xD
<nyyti> brb, cleaning desk
<vijil> lol nighty cleans his desk.
<Ammonra> http://vijil.deviantart.com/art/Organically-armoured-4211503
<Ammonra> that ^^
<Ammonra> i like a lot
<vijil> yeah, I'd turn gay for him.
<Ammonra> :O
<vijil> ...
<Ammonra> !!!!

<nyyti> oh how I wait for the day when Riess actually says "hey that's good" for some pic of mine
<&Riess> what, and take away that bit of motivation from you? I'm not that cruel :D
<nyyti> oh yeah!

<Sword_Monkey> I say we ban Moe
<Moe> Sword_Monkey, I'm afraid I'll have to send you back to training again
<Sword_Monkey> Agh!
<Sword_Monkey> Not that place
<Moe> you appear to have missed the ever important lesson 4: Being nice to your superiors
<Sword_Monkey> don't make me, you can't
<Moe> Don't force me to punish you by making you a mod for the boardwars forum!
<Moe> wait.
<Sword_Monkey> ...
<Cable> hahahah
<Ragnarok> hahaha
<Sword_Monkey> Low blow man
<Sword_Monkey> low blow
<Sword_Monkey> :P

<Hablacraja> every time i come back to this damn house there's another cat
<Hablacraja> now there's 4
<Kap> procreation. happens all the time.
<Elukka|X3> yeah but not to habla
<Kap> aww
<Hablacraja> zing

*** Kap|Tannenbaum is now known as Kap
<Mirehn> christmas tree?
<Kap> yep
<Kap> all spruced up now
<Kap> HAHA punny!

<celtti> I gotta go buy new pants
<celtti> I lost one pair
<celtti> were stolen
<celtti> fucking swedish
<celtti> or norwegians whatever
<Akranadas> In a country inhabited by descendants of convicts, your pants get stolen by Europeans tourists

----
celtti is currently touring Australia