Relic Community Quotes Database

//installing Vista

<Void> right, it is 3 am
<Void> i am going to let the laptop install itself
<Void> if it is able
<Void> nn
<Void> mwahaha
<Void> expanding files (1%)
<Void> WE'RE MAKING PROGRESSSSS
<Afoxi> It's going to bluescreen itself. <_<
<Afoxi> xD
<Void> it's already at 10% now
<Void> but after a 10 minute wait at 0%
* Void (nnscript@hwc-770B96EF.na.home.ran.ro) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Afoxi> The moment you leave, it will bluescreen itself, because it wants you to be there to witness it's birth, heralding an age of terror and misfortune upon your household.
<Afoxi> ...nevermind.

<NeCoHo> haha
<NeCoHo> Yes
<NeCoHo> ask pH to kick himself
* pH14 was kicked by pH14 (What now, in the who, where?)
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<BmB> squid
<danger> if 3 million people tune in every week. The show is good to those 3 million people.
<SquidDNA> Because you're trying to deprive me of an opinion by saying the majority can determine the true merit of something
<BmB> what defines if something is good besides what peopel think about it?
<danger> You cannot argue that
<danger> the merit to those people who enjoy it
<SquidDNA> I'm not saying they don't enjoy it
<SquidDNA> I'm not saying they're wrong for thinking it's good
<danger> You're saying because you think it's bad, you don't care who watches it, it's a bad show
<SquidDNA> But they are wrong
<SquidDNA> It's not good

[17:01] <Kap> it's funny, my father and sister always peel and slice kiwi
[17:01] <Kap> I cut them in half and scoop out with a spoon
[17:01] <Kap> they say I am wierd
[17:01] <Salamander> I cut them and use a spoon, but then I sometimes eat the skin aswell
[17:02] <Kap> the skin tastes like eating carpet
[17:02] <Kap> and I dislike the taste of carpet
[17:16] <Jianaran> *cue joke about Kap and cunnilingus"
[17:16] <Kap> ...?
[17:16] <Salamander> I think everyone was thinking that
[17:16] <Kap> whats...?
[17:16] <Salamander> just you were the first to say it, Jian
[17:16] <Kap> huh?
[17:17] <Salamander> lol, poor kappy is confused
[17:17] <Kap> TO GOOGLE
[17:17] <Salamander> OH NO
[17:17] <Jianaran> rofl
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<Hand> http://www.relicnews.com/yearbook/2008/1038/
<side> what is the relicnews yearbook?
<Hand> it's pretty much what it sounds like
<deadguy> yeah, you post a picture of yourself
<deadguy> and people draw penises on it
<Kresjah> lol

[20:55:11] <&Moe> ...there is spinach in my pants
[20:55:17] <&Moe> why the hell is there spinach in my pants.

<Afoxi> BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH RACISM BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH DISCRIMINATION BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHSEXISTBLAHBLAHBLAH
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<Afoxi> I've been kicked 1 times on this client.
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<Afoxi> I've been kicked 2 times on this client.
<&deadguy> neat
<Afoxi> yup
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<Gorb> I really didn't see that coming xD
<Riess> a very useful feature

<RaptorShadow> oh holy shit.
<RaptorShadow> i've had that there for like. a year
<RaptorShadow> just minimised as much as i could
<RaptorShadow> i did not realise i could actually get rid of it
<RaptorShadow> >.>
<russo> you've removed your penis?

<Kushan> i always thought brazil was a small town in canada
<Kushan> :(

<Tiresias> you know what really trousers my badger? (figure anything works there :/)
<Tiresias> is bands that for whatever reason seem to produce the same album over and over again
<Tiresias> oasis in an interview I think said they didn't change their music because it was a working class virtue to not innovate but to work at the same thing
<Tiresias> and they wonder why everyone thinks their albums have been going steadily downhill
<Tiresias> also since they basically try to sound as much like hte beatles as possible
<Tiresias> the beatles always trying to change it up between albums
<Tiresias> you would have thought they might have tried to change it up by now :/
<Tiresias> and the idea music should be class based anyway :/
<Tiresias> even if that is possibly inevitable at times :/
<SquidDNA> :/
<SquidDNA> :/ :/
<SquidDNA> ":/" :/ :/
<SquidDNA> is all I hear

<00:07:36> &soul: iggie for the last time
<00:07:40> &soul: its not gay if its a friend
<00:07:43> &soul: geez
<00:07:46> &soul: fuckin homophobe

<&Moe> deadie!
<~deadguy> moe!
<&Moe> how are your nuts
<&Moe> wait

<Bowkers|radio> Wasn't Wagner anti-semetic?
<Pijama> Wagner wasn't a anti-semitic... well, at least by 19th century Prussian standards
<SquidDNA> Pijama that means he just didn't actually roast jews alive on his front lawn
<Pijama> roasting jews wasn't THAT popular
<Black> Actually, by those standards you're only an anti-semite if you eat them afterwards.

<asheshi> jesus
<asheshi> i just made a new-at-the-internet mistake
<asheshi> i was trying to find something at dicks sporting goods
<asheshi> and just typed in www.dicks.com
<asheshi> LIKE AN IDIOT

<SquidDNA> sweet
<SquidDNA> The sun is shining
<SquidDNA> The birds are singing
<SquidDNA> And I nailed two cheating fucktards
<Fixer-at-work> What game be that?
<SquidDNA> "Graduate from college"

<ash|das_auto> i spilled diesel fuel all over myself
<ash|das_auto> fucking
<ash|das_auto> diesel
<ash|das_auto> fuel
<SquidDNA> DUDE
<SquidDNA> I HAD COFFEE ON ME
<SquidDNA> :(
<bitz`work> rear differential fluid is worse
<ash|das_auto> rear diff fluid is DISGUSTING
<bitz`work> it smells like stale nachos freshly removed from a horses ass
<ash|das_auto> bitz
<ash|das_auto> atf is even worse than rear diff fluid
<ash|das_auto> heavily used ATF
<SquidDNA> You know what's even worse, phenol
<ash|das_auto> you know what's even worse??
<ash|das_auto> THE HOLOCAUST

<Kap> seriously, after boot camp, my immune system is like omfg strong
<Kap> nine weeks with 50 other guys in a dorm
<Kap> showers were...awkward
<Kap> every day
<Kap> it never got 'normal'
<Kap> i mean, guy next to you is all naked and wet and floppin...what do you say for casual conversation?
<Kap> 'hey...how's it hanging?' 'quite freely thankyou' <chirp chirp>
<Kap> actually, at the ned of the day, all our knees did hurt

<soul> http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/19223/Call-of-Duty-Modern-Warfare-2-Teaser-Trailer/
<Jumper|Anniversary> thanks soul, but I have to watch this first http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turfrcQY-w
<safk> ...
<safk> well i um
<safk> lost my cod mw2 erection
<safk> thanks jumper
<Jumper|Anniversary> haha blame A1
<safk> there i was all excited
<safk> and now shes in my mind
<safk> trying to kill me

<SquidDNA> HEY GUYS
<Noble> OH HAI
<SquidDNA> CJ'S FIREFOX WON'T OPEN
<SquidDNA> BUT OPERA OPENS FINE
<SquidDNA> JUST SO YOU KNOW
<Noble> good cause I was wondering
<UberJumper> yeah
<UberJumper> like all the time
<UberJumper> I think... "I wonder if Ceej's firefox is working today?"
<Noble> I couldn't get any work done today because of it
<UberJumper> you too???
<UberJumper> at least we know he's got opera
<Noble> I sat there, knowing that I should be testing software
<UberJumper> when I saw that, I was like "THANK GOD he can STILL update his facebook!"
<Noble> but why the FUCK wouldn't FF open?!

(04:49:13) (&reki) hmm what did bmb get banned for?
(04:49:20) (&reki) and inst
(04:49:28) (Hyperian) not willing to spread his cheek for soul
(04:49:39) (&reki) squid banned them
(04:49:52) (Hyperian) not willing to spread his cheeks for squid

<reki> hey, does anyone know whether someone is notified if I block them on steam?
<reki> there's this little kid who won't stop hassling me for games, but I don't want to hurt his feelings
<reki> he reminds me of my nephew
<Hyperian> hahaha
<Hyperian> that's so sad
<SquidDNA> reki
<reki> its non stop
<SquidDNA> Is it Vertigo
<SquidDNA> We all feel that way

<Kushan> why are you always so negative squid
<Kushan> is it because
<Kushan> YOUR MOTHER DIDN"T LOVE YOU ENOUGH
<Kushan> ?
<SquidDNA> I was birthed from a synthesis pod
<Hyperian> oh so that's why squid cant find a date...
<SquidDNA> It is because my triple heart has never known love in any form
<SquidDNA> yes
<Kushan> i imagine the tentacles don't help either
<Hyperian> the lack of penis is also a problem
<SquidDNA> alright I don't have to sit here and take your abuse
* SquidDNA is now known as Squid|rlyeh

<Aegelward> http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/ revenge is sweet?
<Integrity> Pink furry wristbands.
—› quit: (Riess|work) (3eb2aae2@hwc-73364491.com) (Killed (NickOP (GHOST command used by Riess)))
<Moe> I think he means —› quit: (Riess|work) (3eb2aae2@hwc-73364491.com) (Killed (TIED UP IN BASEMENT WITH PINK FURRY WRISTBANDS AND RAPED))
<Riess|work> indeed
<Riess|work> wait what

<Bowkers|uni> a girl is looking at her horoscope next to me
<Heretic> touch her
<Heretic> the stars are telling you to
<Bowkers|uni> the stars are telling me to laugh at her
<oxy> it's fate
<Bowkers|uni> but I won't
<SquidDNA> tell her that the stars told you that you should be together
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> tell her that your stars are totally compatible with her st ars
<Bowkers|uni> bit of a problem here guys
<Bowkers|uni> she's pretty hot
<SquidDNA> see above
<oxy> wait how is that a problem?
<Jal-18> ask her if she needs a place to live
<Jal-18> two birds, one stone
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> ask her if she wants to align her stars with you
<oxy> if she were ugly that would be a problem for the proposed course of action
<SquidDNA> Jal wins
<SquidDNA> Ask her if she needs a place to live
<Someguy|work> heh
<SquidDNA> Together with the holocaust books
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> ask her what her thoughts on jews are in that case
<Bowkers|uni> and I keep laughing at IRC, which may look like I'm laughing at the Holocaust :/
<SquidDNA> it will be the most intereting thing that happens to her all week
<oxy> ask her if she believes in determinism
<Bowkers|uni> She's a cancer
<oxy> if yes, tell her you two are meant to be together
<Jal-18> don't say that
<SquidDNA> A CANCER ON SOCIETY
<Jal-18> do not say that to her
<oxy> THE INTERNET MADE ME DO IT
<Bowkers|uni> THE INTERNET MADE ME TOUCH YOU
<oxy> yeah, sounds like a convenient excuse to touch hot girls
<SquidDNA> "The internet wants me to kill you, but I think I should take care of you instead. Do you believe in determinism?"
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> bowkers make a move before its too late
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> or we will ridicule you forever
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> "hey i'm bowkers let's make out"
<Pijama> HAVE MAD SEXORS
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> on top of your holocaust books
<SquidDNA> "are you into genocide?"
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> if you say it all with a german accent i will pay you fifty dollars
<Bowkers|uni> she looked at me in disgust and logged off...I didn't even say anything! But her name is Daniella
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> hahahahaha
<Bowkers|uni> (I was staring at her screen)
<Bowkers|uni> it was the most awkward experience of my life just then
<SquidDNA> But
<Bowkers|uni> her disdain in her eyes
<Bowkers|uni> :(
<SquidDNA> It could have been a hundred times more awkward
<SquidDNA> You really let that go by
<SquidDNA> :(
<oxy> b, then don't leave her with that impression
<SquidDNA> Run after her
<SquidDNA> "Wait!"
<Bowkers|uni> What chase her?
<SquidDNA> "I believe in determinism!"

<Moe> hang on for a sec the room is spinning
<SquidDNA> hahaha
<Moe> *motherfucker*
<Moe> whoa
<Moe> seriously
<Moe> should not have done that
<Moe> FYI: bacardi 151 + fanta = evil
<Moe> ok bbl dealing with this crisis