Relic Community Quotes Database

<ionfish> kiwis are fucking mental
<SquidDNA> I love the particular subset of kiwis (who are possibly not strictly to be considered kiwis) that claim to own the sky and everything in it
<Tiresias> fuck them they can't have my sky
<ionfish> Tirry is going to go all Firefly on them
<SquidDNA> I'm trying to imagine Malcom Reynolds swaggering into a room with a gun drawn and then talking about Radiohead B-sides for a full ten minutes


<Shatteredfaith> haha, i now know my perfect power.
<Shatteredfaith> Bed Manifestation.
<Shatteredfaith> imagine the versatility of such a power.
<+Peter> ugh.
<Shatteredfaith> what? its so useful!
<Shatteredfaith> Tired? Boom! Need something soft to land on from your building dive? Boom!
<%Master_Chief> make a bed voltron
<Shatteredfaith> yessss

<%Master_Chief> and you chose france?
<Crusnik01> and so Paris was chosen :)
<%Master_Chief> lame
<ajlsunrise> lol
<ajlsunrise> why not Geneva?
<%Master_Chief> why not a nuclear submarine
<%Master_Chief> being attacked by giant voidsquids

//On the setting of an RP

<MEGATROOOOOOON> OPTIMUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS
<OPTIMUUUUUUUUUS> MEGATROOOOOOOOOOON
<MEGATROOOOOOON> ONE SHALL FALL
<OPTIMUUUUUUUUUS> AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT
<OPTIMUUUUUUUUUS> THE HUMANS MUST NOT PAY FOR OUR MISTAKES
<MEGATROOOOOOON> I WILL CRUSH THE AUTOBOTS UNDER MY FEEET
<MEGATROOOOOOON> HUMANS ARE INSECTS
<OPTIMUUUUUUUUUS> THEY ARE A YOUNG SPECIES
<Melv> a typical day at #hw

<&SquidDNA> "But what Napoleon didn't know was at that very moment, someone WAS working on the atomic bomb, and the situation"
<&SquidDNA> "Was about to blow up on him"
<&SquidDNA> [MUSIC]
<Heretic> Blownapart

<Siber> Moonbase Alpha: Weaponized Connect THe Dots
<Siber> NASA: The Game
<Zeenith> More like, MBA:Get the next generation interested in nasa/space
<Riess> Remember When People Used To Give A Fuck About Space?: The Game
<Chrome> lol I like that title, Riess
<Kap> and it's sequel
<Kap> They Finally Made A Forestry Sim: The Game
<Riess> with the Expansion Pack: Fuck Space We're Planting Conifers

<Chrysophylax> if I was some girl
<Chrysophylax> I'd be totally jealous of her dick sucking ability
<Chrysophylax> wouldn't you?

<SquidDNA> THEY SAID I WAS DAFT TO PLAY DORF FORTRESS WITH ALL THE BUGS IN IT
<SquidDNA> BUT I PLAYED IT ANYWAY, JUST TO SHOW EM
<SquidDNA> And my fort sank into the swamp
<SquidDNA> So I built another one!
<SquidDNA> And it sank into the swamp
<SquidDNA> So I build a third one!
<SquidDNA> And it burned, fell over, and sank into the swamp
<Ira> squid, just got to ask this, not trying to get too personal, but do you have HUGE tracts of land?
<SquidDNA> Oh yes
<SquidDNA> Enormous tracts of land
<Ira> pics plz

<Seano> Anal beads?
<Beast> google it
<Beast> I dare you
<Guitarer> DO IT
<Beast> image search
<hiro> dude
<Beast> safe mode off
<Seano> Holy shit, that works.
<Seano> My screen is gloriously white again.
<Beast> white with WHAT?
<Beast> >_>

<//> slightly OOC //

<deadguy> look at this pizza
<deadguy> http://slice.seriouseats.com/assets_c/2010/06/20100616-crumbshot-thumb-500x331-95406.jpg
<Hyperian> lol crumbshot
<Hyperian> i thought that was something else for a sec
<deadguy> haha
<Hyperian> 'what did dg just linked?'
<deadguy> the other thing that will be a first for me is putting the dough into a dutch oven, in the oven
<SquidDNA> haha
<deadguy> for 360-degree heat
<a1> i bet deadie enjoys crumbshots all over his face
<deadguy> it's where all my money goes, yes
<Hyperian> and swallowing crumbs
<Hyperian> of course, enjoying the flavor before doing so
<a1> dude i love licking up crumbs
<deadguy> I enjoy the crunch
<deadguy> but sometimes I get crumbs in my hair
<Gorb> Welcome to #cooking
<Hyperian> bet it's hard to get it out

<Bien1650> "WHAT WILL YOU DO?!"
<Bien1650> "I WILL GET FIRST HONORS!"
<Rafta> SUCK SUM COCK!
<Bien1650> "WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?!"
<Bien1650> "BECAUSE I CAN! BECAUSE I WANT TO!"

// slightly OOC, otherwise good timing //

<Riess|work> this is research
<Riess|work> right Squid
<SquidDNA> Indeed Riess
<SquidDNA> banging alien chicks research
<Riess|work> and sometimes dudes

<Tiresias> but you know BP is a multinational corporation
<Supernaut> I wish Obama would stop with the anti-british rhetoric
<Supernaut> it isn't like Britain made the oil spill =/
<Tiresias> so really has little to do with us anyway
<Tiresias> but you know BP is a multinational corporation
<Tiresias> :/
<Ira> sure so you say
<Ira> we all know it was done by the British people
<Ira> hoping to ruin our nice beaches
<Ira> because you have crappy ones
<Tiresias> OK WE ADMIT IT WE DUMPED OIL ON YOU FOR FUN
<Tiresias> HAHAHAHAHA
<Ira> see
<Tiresias> SUCK IT

<SquidDNA> I made my phone into a golem
<Black> you're not jewish
<SquidDNA> it doesn't matter
<Black> yes it does
<Black> only jews get Craft Golem
<SquidDNA> I copied the hebrew from wikipedia
<Black> WIKIPEDIA DOES NOT CONTAIN THAUMATURGICAL TRUTHS

<Kap> I don't really care what color a girl's hair is
<Kap> but that's just me I guess
* Chrome has joined #homeworld
<Chrome> oi
<Kap> speaking of redheads.
<Gorb> ahahaha
<Kap> hi!
<Gorb> Timing!

<scoiatollo> also some good news today (or bad, depending on what you've planned) BUGGO is engaged http://vimeo.com/12168167
<Kap> FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
<Starblade> hooray for buggo
<Kap> I just lit my hand on fire

<//> Timing!

<Afoxi> I can eat garlic for some reason.
<Afoxi> Which is great since that means I'm not an emo.
<Afoxi> Err.
<Afoxi> Wait.
<Afoxi> Was it Vampires or Emos that hated garlic.
<Afoxi> Eh, details.

<Bowkers> what's homeworld?

<Heretic> YAY COWBOY PRIESTS.
<deadguy> Do they rope young boys?
<deadguy> hahah, I misread that as "Do they rape young boys?"
<deadguy> oh dear
<Heretic> ahahah

Elukka: so i was googling for something that indicated that the french were cool during the middle ages for a friend
Elukka: but instead i found centuries old drawn gay group sex porn
Elukka: i guess they never were cool

@Bowkers: I've been to York
@Bowkers: it was interesting
@Bowkers: there's a building there which was burned by the English to kill the Jews that they'd herded into it.
@Bowkers: not a bad city

// as usual, not OOC //

<Quak0r> what is Lost?
<SquidDNA> It's a reality show
<DaFishLives> wat
<Quak0r> really?
<Quak0r> okay
<SquidDNA> Yeah they strand a bunch of people on an island and
<Quak0r> is it good?
<SquidDNA> You know how the blair witch project was filmed?
<SquidDNA> Did you ever see it
<Quak0r> ya
<SquidDNA> The way it was filmed was
<SquidDNA> The people were given a loose script and a GPS
<SquidDNA> And they went to places in the woods and just sort of improvised
<SquidDNA> Loosely following the script
<SquidDNA> There might be people at the locations supporting the scene
<SquidDNA> Like with the rock noises at night etc.
<SquidDNA> Lost is sort of like that
<SquidDNA> Only with no GPS
<SquidDNA> There's just a bunch of weird shit on the island
<Quak0r> i see
<SquidDNA> Which is all being run by the producers
<SquidDNA> And the "plane wreck survivors" interact with it in interesting ways
<SquidDNA> It's sort of open ended and they explore
<Quak0r> would you recommend watching it?
<SquidDNA> Oh yeah definitely
<Quak0r> awesome
<SquidDNA> Anyway Daffy what
<Quak0r> brb to city pic up some Lost Dvds
* Quak0r Quit (Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com ))
<SquidDNA> lol what.
<SquidDNA> He
<SquidDNA> Is going to be so pissed at me.

<Harmanoff> Gentlemen, i have been a manly man. I have been drilling holes in walls and i have been using a level to make sure things are level. I have attached many things to the walls.
<Elukka> congratulations on attaching things
<Elukka> i am sure these attached items will bring joy for the times to come
<Harmanoff> They expect they will. And i am planning to attach other things as we speak.
<Harmanoff> err.. I expect.
<Harmanoff> THey are not talking to me.
<Harmanoff> Really...

<Hyperian> you should've killed squid also
<Hyperian> for exposing you
<Moe> no, squid is special
<Moe> and i'm not just saying that because i've seen him naked.

<Void> Eva Greene is hot :D
<Ira|work> I will agree with you on that
<Ira|work> willowy and very classic beauty
<Pijama> ira
<Ira|work> yo
<Pijama> you are hereby disallowed to say anything about women in this channel for the remainder of the day
<Pijama> "willowy"
<Pijama> WILLOWY?
<Ira|work> willowy
<Pijama> JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK MAN
<Ira|work> willowy
<Void> ahaha
<Ira|work> let me say that again
<Ira|work> willowy
<Ira|work> you DO know what they means right?
<Pijama> I do
<Ira|work> ok so what's the problem?
<Pijama> which is PRECISELY why I am doing this
<Pijama> void started in a perfect manner
<Pijama> you had to ruin it
<Ira|work> you are a silly man
<Pijama> willowy is something you say to your wife when you both are talking about women
<Ira|work> are you willowy?
<Void> wait
<Void> she's french?
<Void> you learn new things every day
<Ira|work> Pijama I apologize that I did not meet your GIRLDESCRIPTION? expectations
<Pijama> xD
<Ira|work> In the future I will strive to use more acceptable terms like
<Ira|work> OMGBIGBOOBS
<Ira|work> HAWT
<Ira|work> LULSLUT
<Pijama> another victory