Relic Community Quotes Database

Elukka: so i was googling for something that indicated that the french were cool during the middle ages for a friend
Elukka: but instead i found centuries old drawn gay group sex porn
Elukka: i guess they never were cool

@Bowkers: I've been to York
@Bowkers: it was interesting
@Bowkers: there's a building there which was burned by the English to kill the Jews that they'd herded into it.
@Bowkers: not a bad city

// as usual, not OOC //

<Quak0r> what is Lost?
<SquidDNA> It's a reality show
<DaFishLives> wat
<Quak0r> really?
<Quak0r> okay
<SquidDNA> Yeah they strand a bunch of people on an island and
<Quak0r> is it good?
<SquidDNA> You know how the blair witch project was filmed?
<SquidDNA> Did you ever see it
<Quak0r> ya
<SquidDNA> The way it was filmed was
<SquidDNA> The people were given a loose script and a GPS
<SquidDNA> And they went to places in the woods and just sort of improvised
<SquidDNA> Loosely following the script
<SquidDNA> There might be people at the locations supporting the scene
<SquidDNA> Like with the rock noises at night etc.
<SquidDNA> Lost is sort of like that
<SquidDNA> Only with no GPS
<SquidDNA> There's just a bunch of weird shit on the island
<Quak0r> i see
<SquidDNA> Which is all being run by the producers
<SquidDNA> And the "plane wreck survivors" interact with it in interesting ways
<SquidDNA> It's sort of open ended and they explore
<Quak0r> would you recommend watching it?
<SquidDNA> Oh yeah definitely
<Quak0r> awesome
<SquidDNA> Anyway Daffy what
<Quak0r> brb to city pic up some Lost Dvds
* Quak0r Quit (Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com ))
<SquidDNA> lol what.
<SquidDNA> He
<SquidDNA> Is going to be so pissed at me.

<Harmanoff> Gentlemen, i have been a manly man. I have been drilling holes in walls and i have been using a level to make sure things are level. I have attached many things to the walls.
<Elukka> congratulations on attaching things
<Elukka> i am sure these attached items will bring joy for the times to come
<Harmanoff> They expect they will. And i am planning to attach other things as we speak.
<Harmanoff> err.. I expect.
<Harmanoff> THey are not talking to me.
<Harmanoff> Really...

<Hyperian> you should've killed squid also
<Hyperian> for exposing you
<Moe> no, squid is special
<Moe> and i'm not just saying that because i've seen him naked.

<Void> Eva Greene is hot :D
<Ira|work> I will agree with you on that
<Ira|work> willowy and very classic beauty
<Pijama> ira
<Ira|work> yo
<Pijama> you are hereby disallowed to say anything about women in this channel for the remainder of the day
<Pijama> "willowy"
<Pijama> WILLOWY?
<Ira|work> willowy
<Pijama> JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK MAN
<Ira|work> willowy
<Void> ahaha
<Ira|work> let me say that again
<Ira|work> willowy
<Ira|work> you DO know what they means right?
<Pijama> I do
<Ira|work> ok so what's the problem?
<Pijama> which is PRECISELY why I am doing this
<Pijama> void started in a perfect manner
<Pijama> you had to ruin it
<Ira|work> you are a silly man
<Pijama> willowy is something you say to your wife when you both are talking about women
<Ira|work> are you willowy?
<Void> wait
<Void> she's french?
<Void> you learn new things every day
<Ira|work> Pijama I apologize that I did not meet your GIRLDESCRIPTION? expectations
<Pijama> xD
<Ira|work> In the future I will strive to use more acceptable terms like
<Ira|work> OMGBIGBOOBS
<Ira|work> HAWT
<Ira|work> LULSLUT
<Pijama> another victory

<Tiresias> i can't stand people who wake up happy
<Tiresias> i wake up and am like
<Tiresias> OH GOD I'M STILL ME
<Tiresias> then i cut myself

<Ira> release the kraken!
<typhoonoftempest> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
* Kraken (7386148a@hwc-B9BF1666.mibbit.com) has joined #homeworld
* Kraken RAWRS.
<Ira> wtf
<Ira> omg what I have a done??
* typhoonoftempest runs
* Kraken molests typhoonoftempest and Ira.
* Kraken smokes cig.
* Kraken (7386148a@hwc-B9BF1666.mibbit.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<Ira> wow
<typhoonoftempest> my.... ass...... X_X

<OhJohnNo> Heh, I only just discovered that the guys who made TF2, L4D et al were Valve.
<deadguy> NOT TO MENTION HALF-LIFE AND PORTAL
<deadguy> >(
<Tiresias> where have you been, under a rock?
<deadguy> no, but if you help me, I think we can get him back under one
<OhJohnNo> I know of the games, but never bothered finding out who they were developed by.
<OhJohnNo> Half-life... I know it's about a badass science guy with a crowbar.
<OhJohnNo> all I know about Portal is that it gave birth to a meme.
<-!-> OhJohnNo was kicked from #homeworld by deadguy [Welcome to Aperture Labs]
<deadguy> This was a triumph
<pH14> who wants cake

[02:19] <@nyyti> man, 80kg is a lot
[02:20] <hiro> what's 80kg?
[02:21] <Afoxi> it's what happens if guy lifts 60kg.
[02:21] * hiro slaps Afoxi away

<Master_Chief> the amazing team of saviors: Hitler, Gengis Khan, George Washington, King Arthur, and Jesus

<Elukka> so um why do you need a pilot in an A-10 anyway
<deadguy> because it's got a titanium bathtub in it, and you don't put computers in a bathtub

(9:12:00 AM) Nerin: What do you mean you see no hurt? The writer is unable to even understand something outside of fanfic is possible. His creativity has been stunted.
(9:12:14 AM) afKap: YOUR PENIS IS STUNTED
(9:12:27 AM) Nerin: Yes, yes it is. It's why I compensate with words.
(9:12:38 AM) afKap: ...
(9:12:48 AM) Hiro: oh damn

<Afoxi> Oh dear.
<Afoxi> Running out of disk space lol.
<Afoxi> Probably because i've been downloading all my steam games and not actually backing them up.
<SquidDNA> Run emergencyporndelete.exe
<Afoxi> Errr.
<Afoxi> I have a .bat file for that.
<Ira|work> .... lol
<Gorb> Spoken like a professional.
<SquidDNA> oic
<Afoxi> They're mostly pics of androgynous men.
* Afoxi kekekekekes.
<Ira|work> tmi
<Riess> duuuuude
<SquidDNA> oh coooooooooool
<nyyti> oh grose
<Bowkers> wicked
<Bowkers> send me a link when I get home kk?

<Moe> Private Messages: 3 Unread, Total 5477.
<Moe> people need to stop sending me these

<Bowkers> faggots are indeed on my mind
<Bowkers> constantly
<Bowkers> their succulent meat
<Bowkers> in my head

<Moe> black
<Moe> don't be an ass to roflmao
<Moe> ok that came like four hours too late
<Moe> because neither one of them is in here
<Moe> and this is the wrong channel
<Moe> wow that was just massive IRCfail
<Moe> I should just kick myself
* Moleman was kicked by Moe (.)
<Moe> what do you know, I failed at that too

<Water> listen...
<Water> i hate you
<Water> but not really
<roflmao> for not watching porn?
<Water> well obviously you do
<Water> just...not saving any
<roflmao> i try not to
<Water> so you have saved some?
<roflmao> no
<roflmao> try not to watch
<Water> hmmm
<roflmao> stream all the time
<roflmao> when i do
<Water> dunno man, just find it odd that none would be saved.
<Water> that's like finding out some men stand up when they wipe
<roflmao> i............stand.... nvm
<Water> orly?
<Water> not saying it's bad
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-F09D9A16.nc.res.rr.com
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *!*@4FB6C3C9.2F52E29F.EC798A44.IP
* Water was kicked by SquidDNA (tmi)
* roflmao was kicked by SquidDNA (tmi)

<Afoxi> End result, I update my facebook status with the most uninteresting things that maybe if I'm lucky, one other person on the other side of the world can discuss. But he doesn't have facebook. But I'd like to imagine it's actually a "she".

<Bowkers> nickop loves me
<Ira|tea> [07:17] -NickOP- Bowkers you are awesome and I totally have a robot crush on you. If you can read this, type /msg NickOP SEX NOW. Otherwise, please choose a different nickname.
<SquidDNA> hahah
<Ira|tea> oh what do you know, he does love you
<Bowkers> <3 NickOP

* Rumrod is now known as Ramrod
<Ramrod> hooray
* Afoxi is now known as The_Shell
* Ramrod (Ramrod@hwc-E22FA122.cust.bluewin.ch) Quit (Killed (NickOP (GHOST command used by The_Shell)))

[21:57:07] * Lefty slaps Seano around a bit with a large trout
[21:58:48] * Seano (notarealem@hwc-AEB50226.vic.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
[21:59:02] <laevus> good slap
[21:59:24] <Lefty> :p

<Heretic> And another story.
<OhFrenchHWKno> oh, do tell!
<Heretic> I painted an oil painting of the Vatican
<Heretic> Left it on a table to draw
<Heretic> Knowing oil paints, it takes months to dry.
<OhFrenchHWKno> you mean dry?
<Heretic> My friend sits on it.
<Gorb> Heh.
<Gorb> Hahaha.
<OhFrenchHWKno> hahah
<Gorb> Hahahaha.
<Heretic> And now has an outline of the Basilica on his arse.
<Heretic> The funniest thing is.
<Heretic> It won't come out.

<Ira|work> ok bowkers is on
<Ira|work> and taking requests
<Ira|work> what should I request?
<Tiresias> modest mouse king rat!
<Tiresias> or i should go on and suggest radiohead to annoy him
<Ira|work> yes do it
<Ira|work> email is: studio@urfonline.com
<Ira|work> or some green day
<SquidDNA> link to bowkers pls
<Ira|work> what would be awesome is to get a bunch of people on here to email in tons of requests
<SquidDNA> nm got it
<Ira|work> because I bet they dont get many
<Ira|work> http://urfonline.com/listen
<Ira|work> in case anyone else wonders
<Ira|work> yes emails
<Ira|work> yes
<Ira|work> here it is
<Ira|work> yes
<SquidDNA> hahahaha
<Ira|work> he's
<Ira|work> yes
<Ira|work> hhaahahahaha
<Ira|work> yes
<Ira|work> THIS IS WIN
<SquidDNA> are you recording this
<Ira|work> no srry
<Tiresias> hahaha
<Ira|work> ahahaha
<SquidDNA> ahahahah
<Ira|work> man I wish I was recording
<SquidDNA> Oh
<SquidDNA> Wow.
<SquidDNA> You just got showed up
<SquidDNA> ahahahahahah
<Ira|work> I know
<SquidDNA> Oh cold
<Ira|work> by his sister
<Ira|work> I requested Journye's Don't Stop Believing
<Tiresias> what should i request
<SquidDNA> :(
<SquidDNA> He's not playing your request
<Ira|work> Tire: radiohead
<SquidDNA> I would be crushed
<Ira|work> its ok I got what I wanted
<Tiresias> he'll filter out my radiohead request
<Ira|work> He'll see it which is what counts
<SquidDNA> If everyone in #hw requests radiohead
<SquidDNA> He will play it
<Ira|work> haahahaha
<Ira|work> yes!
<Kappn> how do you request?
<SquidDNA> We can leverage it
<SquidDNA> What is the email address
<Ira|work> studio@urfonline.com
<Tiresias> studio@urfonline.com
<Ira|work> haaha Bowkers is going to be pissed
<SquidDNA> What radiohead should he play
<Ira|work> some mumbly one
<Tiresias> lol
<Tiresias> reckoner
<Ira|work> XD
<Ira|work> oh this is win
<SquidDNA> ok
<SquidDNA> I will rally #hw
<Ira|work> let this day be forever remembered
<SquidDNA> Oh God
<SquidDNA> Bowkers is just going to stalk me
<SquidDNA> Shooting me
<SquidDNA> Over and over again
<SquidDNA> BC2
<Ira|work> again
<Ira|work> and again
<Ira|work> and again

<Seano> I just wanna cry
<Seano> For no apparent reason
<Seano> I should shoot myself in the foot
<Seano> And cook an apple pie
<Seano> Then whilst eating the pie, shoot myself in the other foot
<Seano> And laugh.
<Seano> With pie in my mouth
<Seano> So that its scalding contents splatters all over my chest
<Seano> I was cooking in the nude, FYI
<Seano> And burns my chest
<Seano> And then I fall out of the window
<Seano> Onto the ground
<Seano> And run into the ocean
<Seano> And swim to Hong-King
<Seano> Kong*
<Seano> Where I shall live happily with my family of 98
<Seano> And I shall train my children as ninjas
<Seano> And then they will betray me
<Seano> And I will die
<Seano> The end.
<nyyti> free pie?
<Seano> Oh yes