Relic Community Quotes Database

<Hand> nova, fix your internet
<Hand> you're getting cut off more than John Wayne Bobbitt

// Nova having problems with frequent ping timeouts.

* IgnusROME has joined #homeworld
<CrimsonAngel> Say no MORE
<IgnusROME> i had the best burger in town today
<IgnusROME> mmmmmmm
<Trinity> elbow in the ribs
<Trinity> she's a goer?
* IgnusROME is now known as IgnusDei
<CrimsonAngel> I bet she is i bet she is
<Trinity> hopefully he doesn't say his sister's burger
<BugxEarl> that's the only kind of burger that's worth eating
<BugxEarl> sorry...
<Trinity> :)
<IgnusDei> no, it was MINE
<Trinity> fur burger
<IgnusDei> MINE TO EAT
<Trinity> your ate your own fur burger
<IgnusDei> ...
<Trinity> how the fuck did you do that?
<IgnusDei> godamned timing

<Trinity> it matter not if it is directed at an object or a person. the root of the derogatory still arises from the association with a gay community
<Hablacraja> you clearly did something else wrong
<Mirehn> you're gay
<Hablacraja> this argument is niggerish, i don't feel like participating in it anymore
<Mirehn> yeah
<Mirehn> sounds like a bunch of bitches whining about some crap
<BugxEarl> lol
<Hablacraja> yeah mir it's gay as hell
<Trinity> you bunch of cunts!!!!!!

<Gaz> heard you were destroyed in a drinking competition with Buggo Soulie....;)
<Unk> drunken midgets
<Unk> i hope there is a video
<soul> fuckin A man
<soul> you have no idea
<soul> destroyed
<Someguy|office> it's like
<Someguy|office> getting sajuuked
<soul> yea
<soul> i got sajuuked
<Unk> the bear got sajuuked
<Unk> ironic
<Chrome> LOL
<soul> sajuuk came to bear all right
<soul> and fucked him

//...Relic meetup fallout <3

Novaburn: Everyone say SpartAAAAA
Squid: Shhh, you're gonna spoil it! (looking at the people standing in line)
Novaburn: SPOILER! THEY ALL DIE

// Having our picture taken outside the theatre where we'd just seen The 300.

<Chrome> lo fishy
<deadguy> fiish i soud
<SquidDNA> Hey ionfish!
<deadguy> fiish is soul
<Chrome> translation soul is using deadie's nick atm
<SquidDNA> Soul is drunk
<deadguy> fiii
<SquidDNA> With us
<deadguy> fii
<deadguy> fii
<Chrome> and yes, he is DRUNK
<deadguy> fish
<deadguy> is
<deadguy> i a
<deadguy> wait
<SquidDNA> "fish.. FUCK fish.. FUCK.. fish.. FUCK
<ionfish> haha
<ionfish> hi dolts
<deadguy> hey fish this is soul
<deadguy> yes
<Chrome> lol
<deadguy> id id
<deadguy> i did it
<ceejayoz> "Fish. Fuck. Fish. Fuck. F I S H is fish. Wait. Wait. Okay. Wait. Wait. Okay. Wait. Just wait. Okay. Hey, fish, this. is. soul. enter. Yes! I did it. Fuck!"
* Weav|sleep would make comment on how you can tell when deadguy is deadguy, but soul might just spell the kline right
<Chrome> hahahahahahaha

<a1> row row row the ova, slowly down the vagina
<a1> angrily, angrily, tearfully, angrily
<a1> life is but a dream
<Hablacraja> lol whut
<Code> no more alcohol for A1.
<Code> Ever.

<Santiago4ever> never mind
<Santiago4ever> disregard what I said, I suck cocks.

<OjKa> like ctrl + d for abilities that i need to use now!!
<Weavern> i go to cnc3
<Weavern> where the hell is my waypoints
* MadPaladin has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<OjKa> its like
<OjKa> alt + click ;(
<Tiresias> I just find C&C3 dull
<Weavern> oh right i have to use that moronic waypoint tool
<OjKa> who on earth likes alt
<Weavern> its not even alt
<Ragnarok2504> lol
<Ragnarok2504> poor Alt
<Weavern> you have to setup a chain and put units onto the chain
<Alt> ...
<Ragnarok2504> he is in this room you know?
<OjKa> omg
<Alt> Yes i am...
<OjKa> not you alt ;(
<Tiresias> lol
<Ragnarok2504> hehehe
<OjKa> i have put my foot in it now ;(
<Alt> ok....

<Tiresias> RAFTA WE CAN HAVE AN E-RELATIONSHIP
<Raftocon|Bassobots> no
<Tiresias> :(
<Raftocon|Bassobots> we can't
<Raftocon|Bassobots> YOU ARE BOY
<Raftocon|Bassobots> !!!
<Raftocon|Bassobots> xD
<Tiresias> OVER THE INTERNET YOU CAN PRETEND I AM A BOY
<Tiresias> ;p
<LeftWing> XD
<Tiresias> OOPS
<Tiresias> GIRL
<Tiresias> FUCK

<SquidDNA> He passed Rosemont when it was his next stop THREE TIMES
<SquidDNA> That's pretty fucking drunk
<soul> who hasnt had that happen:\
<soul> actually i never had that happen
<soul> passed out on a floor
<soul> a couch
<soul> a bathroom
<soul> a car
<soul> in a booth
<soul> a cab
<soul> leaning against a door that wasnt there
<soul> a company function
<soul> but not a train
<soul> what a dork
<soul> loser

\\ From out of the blue:

<Afoxi> I want my own swearing fairy. =\

<&soul> just have to text her
<&soul> that would be better cause my voice is um..
<&soul> i dont want to come across as a predator
<&soul> :\

<mrBabble> hey molo, do airmen use the terms port and starboard?
<molo> no.
<mrBabble> l/r instead then?
<molo> yes.
<mrBabble> k
<molo> we're not ahab and queequog up there

<ceejayoz> a guy who doesn't partake in sex telling us it lasts 30 seconds, is guilty, etc.
<ceejayoz> ;p
* Unk has joined #homeworld
<Unk> hey folks
<Unk> i am having seriously difficulty not posting an insult about robert frazer's staying power
* Kushan has joined #homeworld
<ceejayoz> heh
<Afoxi> o_o
<Afoxi> your timing is priceless

<ceejayoz> i love it when people screw themselves
<ceejayoz> i just clean up their mess :p

<nyyti> IcecreamLtDan, are you a texas boy?
<IcecreamLtDan> no
<nyyti> oh ok
<IcecreamLtDan> Are you a gay boy?
<nyyti> hah no :P
<IcecreamLtDan> Why would you think I was a Texas boy?
<nyyti> somehow your voice sounds like texas
<IcecreamLtDan> Now you know why I asked if you were a gay boy

<Mirehn> I wonder what it would be like to have a Space Marine's constitution
<soul> go ask in #dow
<Trizzdog> isn't there a tabletop channel for that?
<molo> yeah it's #momsbasement

<Sev_away> I wonder how many would be alive if this channel went to war as a squad after day one, as a result of friendly fire

<SquidDNA> WHAT THE FUCK
<SquidDNA> THAT ROBOT JUST GREW FEATHERS AND SHOT FIRE OUT ITS WINGS
<SquidDNA> I CALL BULLSHIT
<SquidDNA> ON YOUR ENTIRE SUBCULTURE

<SquidDNA> Goddamn I hate the boardwars
<SquidDNA> But they're like the red light distict
<SquidDNA> You can't really just do away with it
<SquidDNA> Otherwise you'd have whores all over town

<Tails> the [frozen yogurt] machine doesnt work right
<Tails> so sometimes the yogurt comes out as liquid
<Tails> in which case you get sprayed with frozen yogurt
<Hablacraja> haha
<Tails> or it comes out half-frozen
<Tails> in which case you're stuck with a cone and your hands covered in yogurt that strikingly resembles a huge, cold turd
<Tails> not too appetizing

<Adonis> Squid!
<SquidDNA> Donny
<SquidDNA> Howsit
<SquidDNA> Date go well?
<SquidDNA> Was it hot?
<SquidDNA> Or not?
<Adonis> Not
<Adonis> Not a lady-like as she lets on
<Adonis> Was a bit disappointed
<Adonis> Shall I go on?
<Away|p0k> only if the next sentence doesn't involve "so when i pulled off her panties i noticed a one-eyed trouser snake staring back at me"

<deathwings> "I'm clearly better than you, so thus you are wrong."
<deathwings> awesome
<ionfish> that's the basis of all my arguments
<SquidDNA> I started a fight with an autistic girl on the internet today
<SquidDNA> I figure competition has gotten too stiff in the GD

<Gaz> Moe has got evil powers
<Aegeri> POWERS OF EVIL
<Aegeri> What the hell
<Aegeri> How did I end up in #buttsechs