Relic Community Quotes Database

<soul> i dont plan on getting drunk tonight
<soul> but i do have on a wrinkle free and stain resistance
<soul> badass plum wine colored long sleeve button up the front shirt
<soul> lets just say.. i would fuck me

<LeftWing> What is ze time in Urugay?
<Laura|tired> 17 25
<LeftWing> LOL
<LeftWing> It's 20:25 over here.
<LeftWing> I R FROM TEH PHUTURE
<LeftWing> PH34R MEE! :D
* Laura|tired slaps LeftWing
<Laura|tired> a slap from the past

<Tails> what does it mean
<Tails> when steam emerges from your engine
<Tails> and there's a boilling sound under your hood?
<Shoe|Planet> your car came with a free kettle, congratulations

<Inq> I dont fuck pastries

* Neko-Question SUMMONS fun
* Neko-Question fails
* Question has joined #dow_community
<Question> apparently when you fail to summon fun you get d/ced
* Neko-Question has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
* Question is now known as Neko-Question

<panth> ceej, your avatar has an exceedingly large crotch
<panth> i wonder how many metres of trouser snake you're packing down there
<Hyperian> panth: just ask jen
<panth> i did. she said "i'm in too much pain to talk right now"

<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> And yes, I only found IRC and this chanel within the past 48 hours ;)
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> But I've been on the Net since 1996
<Gazwrapping> well,if you're planning to stay here get MIRC instead of using the java client
<Beast2142> indeed
<Beast2142> <3 mIRC
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> mIRC is why I avoided IRC
<Harmanoff> eek you use the webclient?
<Harmanoff> The horror!
<NovaBurn> mirc + nnscript = win
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> One interface suits me fine :)
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> Is there a problem with the web interface, though?
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> Is it insecure?
<deadguy|almostxmas> no
<Harmanoff> it is unsexy and uncustomizable
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> Then web interface stays ;)
<-!-> RevSpecies116|B5TLT was kicked from #homeworld by deadguy|almostxmas [no auto rejoin]
<Gazwrapping> lol
<Harmanoff> and it crashes the computers where i work :/
<Harmanoff> heh
<RiessArts> dare I say pwn?
<trebeer> heh
<Gazwrapping> deadguy,spreading IRC Xmas cheer
<Gazwrapping> :P
<deadguy|almostxmas> :D

<Aegelward> the first few times you use it. you'll definetly get a rash
<Cable> No matter how "safety" you get I'm sure I'd find a way to cut myself
* fneep (fneep@hwc-F1BC9489.vic.bigpond.net.au) has left #homeworld
<Tails> Aegel
<Tails> I used an electric razor for 2 years
<Cable> Wait, that sounded fucking emo
<Cable> Everyone type /clear

<Tiresias> it does occur to me
<Tiresias> I accidently funded the nazi party of great britain
<Tiresias> >:(

<Kushan> well at least i can never catch [HIV]
<Kushan> because i'm not gay
<Hiigara> wtf since when
<Kushan> since we broke up

<Tails> whoa, weird dream
<Cable> Care to share Tails?
<Tails> I had a dream that I wrote a screenplay for a romantic comedy using Froot Loops

<Cable> Who wants to hear a joke?
<Aegelward> sure
<BlackStar> sure
<Cable> Mikk and Inq jump off a skyscraper to see who can hit the ground first. Who wins?
<Cable> Society.
<BlackStar> Good call.

<fisher|gym> i've never once started yelling at a tv
<fisher|gym> ever
<fisher|gym> nothing has that capacity
<fisher|gym> and yet here i am yelling at a cliffhanger ending
<Tails> I yelled at a TV once
<Tails> but it was off
<Tails> and I later apologized to it
<Tails> Did the same thing to a pumpkin a while back

<NovaBurn> I AHVENT SEEN
<Tails> Nova
<Tails> It turns out it was the butler
<Aegelward_> the CYLON butler
<pH14> in the library with a candlestick

/Nova didn't watch the new episode of BSG

<Inq> so im like hungry
<Inq> and dont have any money
<Inq> or food
* Inq is now known as Africa

<Hablacraja> how can you believe what science teaches you if it isn't in the D&D manual?
<Hablacraja> YOU CAN'T
<Elif_Tymes> In the beginning was the dice
<Elif_Tymes> and the dice rolled
<Elif_Tymes> and behold
<Elif_Tymes> the first man was born
<Elif_Tymes> and he had a charisma score of 15

<Tails> hey is it possible to kick yourself?
* Tails was kicked by Tails (Tails)
<Zepherian> THAT WOULD BE A RESOUNDING YES

<Gblaze> Is Bnonn always like this?
<Gblaze> ie, serious about his beliefs about being a Christian?
<SquidDNA> GB, a better question is WAS he always like this
<SquidDNA> And the answer is, four years ago he was a dyed in the wool atheist
<Gblaze> Okay, Was he always like this?
<molo> No, four years ago he was a dyed in the wool athiest.
<Trinity> but you can't argue against faith so he switched teams
<SquidDNA> hahahahahhaha
<SquidDNA> no fair!

<Beast> is it me? or has skibb basicly vanished?
<Khet> he ran out of sugar cereal and had to power down

* Laura is now known as Laura|bloody
<Cable|Drawing> Laura
<Cable|Drawing> why you bloody?
<Cable|Drawing> pix or it didn't happen
<Cable|Drawing> wait
<Cable|Drawing> you're a girl
<Cable|Drawing> i'll say no more

* VladTheIndimmer pulls the metaphoric dagger out of #homeworld's back
<VladTheIndimmer> LIVE!
<VladTheIndimmer> DAMN YOU!
* Tiresias dies from blood loss
* VladTheIndimmer performs wet sloppy CPR on tir
<Tiresias> hot
<Pijama> ...
<Pijama> Poor guy
<VladTheIndimmer> bah, he likes it
* Tiresias pretends to still be dead
<Pijama> To have an approach from behind?
* VladTheIndimmer readies the defibrillators
<Tiresias> oh fuck

<Zepherian> ping pong, you know, soul's tennis

<Dimension> multiply by two is kinda inaccurate
<Dimension> I've noticed that
<Zepherian> a bit
<Mirehn_Bielann> it is because the larger the number the more off you are
<Zepherian> but close enough for bodyweight
<deadguy|afk> it's a method used by NASA all the time
<reki> lol
<treb|relaxed> you guys are asses
<Zepherian> hahaha
<Dimension> hahahha
<Mirehn_Bielann> lol dg

<deadguy> hi soul
<deadguy> I'm drunk
<deadguy> it's rather entertaining
<Dimension> you guys wanna make out?

<colkoch> oh
<colkoch> your in the netherlands?
<colkoch> nevermind im in the USA
<PizzaWing> Average IQ in the USA is lower I believe.
<colkoch> Are tests are more advanced I think
<UberJumper> 100
<colkoch> But our testing technology is more advanced I believe.
<colkoch> Do you guys have computers over there?
<PizzaWing> o_O
<PizzaWing> Omg..
<PizzaWing> OMG.
<UberJumper> hehe
<colkoch> Do you?
<UberJumper> proof that average IQ is lower in the states?
<PizzaWing> Where do you think I'm typing this from..