Relic Community Quotes Database

<Tails> I dont have coh
<IgnusCOH> FUCK YOU
<IgnusCOH> YOU ARE NOT A MAN

<Khet> don't you learn roman numerals in grade 3 or so?
<Khet> did you miss that day?
<Khet> p.s. hi sexo
<Question2> hmm actually we never learnt roman numerals in singapore
<pH14> why do we need roman numerals apart from numbering the Rocky sequels
<Aegelward> CXVI
<SquidDNA> 114
<Aegelward> 16
<SquidDNA> Is this a gave?
<SquidDNA> OH SHIT
<Aegelward> 116
* SquidDNA loses

<Silentium> i server people at starfucks, so i need a voice
<Silentium> *starbucks

<celtti:> I don't see inq getting custom avatar without offering some sweet sweet manlove
<Tiresias:> it's what I had to do!
<Tiresias:> WAIT
<Tiresias:> I'VE SAID TOO MUCH

<Arch> But Riess, you'll have to ride in my ftl underwear and I'm not sure your up for that kind of thing.
<molo> if you're going to be sexy at least get your you're/yours right

<IgnusDei> i had a nice dream last night
<IgnusDei> one that did not involve incest, which is unusual

<Hyperian> isnt tieing a string on your little finger
<Hyperian> that thing they did in the bens commerical?
<reki> i dont know what bens is sorry
<Hyperian> mercadi bens
<Hyperian> the car
<reki> mercedes benz?
<Hyperian> yes

<soul> it was afterwards where i just finished the bottle
<soul> :\
<soul> for the shot
<soul> the bottle covers my face though
<soul> hahhaha
<soul> i just thought as a joke
<soul> i should of pinched my nipple
<soul> ahhahhaha
<soul> nothing?
<IcecreamLtDan> nope, no arousal here
* soul checks to see if hes in #mormon
* IcecreamLtDan tugs
<IcecreamLtDan> nope, nothing yet, sorry
<deadguy> can't type, dealing with huge erection
<soul> hahahha
<IcecreamLtDan> I am getting old though

<Pijama> Countdown for best cock joke...5
<Atreides> have fun guys
<Pijama> ...4
<Pijama> ...3
<Pijama> ...2
<Pijama> ...1
<Hablacraja> penis

<Cable> Bah I need a free MMO
<molo> hear about Outside?
<Cable> I'll check it out... is it out yet?
<molo> been out for a while
<Cable> Got a linky?
<molo> it's around somewhere
<molo> try your front door

<nyyti|drivinglesson> hai inq
<nyyti|drivinglesson> and bai inq
<Agdune> HE'S ON IRC WHILE DRIVING
<Agdune> RUN

<IgnusDei> i actually have a thing for older women
<Kushan> freak
<molol> like your mom?
<IgnusDei> some 40 year olds know how to keep themselves hot
<Vaarok> Because they'll mother you because you're doughy like a baby?
<IgnusDei> no
<IgnusDei> my mom is 50 and she was never hot
<Vaarok> Somebody send this to his mother.
<Kushan> it's no worse than having a cow fetish, Vaarok
<Vaarok> Criteria that apply to work and pleasure make life simpler.

<Dimension> THIS 'ERE TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FER DE BOTH OF US!
* RiessDraw closeup on eyes
* Dimension closeup on eyes
* RiessDraw some more closeup on eyes
* Dimension closeup on mouth, spitting out a gob of chewing tobacco
* RiessDraw closeup on fingers reaching for his guns
* Dimension between-legs shot of the street, facing the second duelist
* Delphy|Dinner is now known as Delphy
* Dimension closeup on twitching eye
* RiessDraw squint
* Dimension slight sideways movement of head
* Dimension SMIRK
* RiessDraw suddenly wide-eyed
* Dimension hectic move for the gun
* RiessDraw same
* Dimension BANG
* Dimension silence
* Dimension closeup on eyes
* RiessDraw standing still, staring
* RiessDraw closeup on smoking gun
* Moe walking around in the background, vacuuming
* Dimension closeup on face, mouth twitches
* RiessDraw falling on knees
* RiessDraw Ennio Morricone - C'era Una Volta in West - Titles

<Moe|study> Subject: Erections like steel
<Moe|study> WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THESE

<Inq> Ignus do you have a penis?
<IgnusDei> let me check
* IgnusDei unzips
* IgnusDei reaches in
<Zepherian> drama of sex starved lesbians?
<IgnusDei> yeah, all the parts are there
<Zepherian> parts?
<Zepherian> what?
<Zepherian> it made of lego?
<IgnusDei> indeed
<Inq> oi guys whats the best torrent client
<IgnusDei> it can take on any shape and size
<IgnusDei> AND it's always hard!

<Drunkmension> one second here, which one of you is drunk right now?
<Chrysophylax> me
<Chrysophylax> i thnigk
<Chrysophylax> thnkg
<Chrysophylax> ,...
<Chrysophylax> omk i give up

<Drunkmension> dudes
<Drunkmension> i just wanna announce
<Retro> YOU LOVE US ALL!
<Drunkmension> that I am so fucking beyonf my mind frungk
<Retro> NOW YOU HATE US ALL!
<Retro> NOW YOU LOVE US ALL!
<TF-72|SF> frungk! I havn't been frungk in a while
<Someguy> frungk yah!
<Retro> Nonono, frungk is a manufacturer of german furniture.
<Retro> ...or a plastic surgeon who tried operating on his tongue...
<Retro> or the back frart of a frautomobile...
<Gaz> dorsprung frungk technik?
<Retro> or it's short for frunguska - that place where the big fruncomet fell.
<Retro> fr as a prefix to any word = "fucking ridiculous". Use it, it's the new word and stuff!
* Retro is now known as fRetro
<fRetro> this is frawesowe!
<TF-72|SF> frapes!
<Gaz> frungk off fRetro
<fRetro> JOIN ME MY FRIENDS... no, wait uh
<fRetro> nm

<Giant_Moth> im bored
<pH14> go play with a light bulb

<SquidDNA> I WILL NOT RELAX UNTIL SOMEONE FIXES IT SO I CAN SEE DELETED THREADS
<SquidDNA> IN FACT
<Moe|away> THAT IS ON THE LIST SQUID
<SquidDNA> I AM GOING TO GO SHOUT AT MY YEAST NOW
* SquidDNA is now known as SQUID|SHOUTING

<Fixer-at-work> Wonder what Inq is like in real life. Is he some 13 year old kid that walks up to famous religious leaders and loudly shouts out "I raped your dog!" then provides photographic evidence?

<Fixer-at-work> I removed all traces of Winter Assault from my hard drive. Playing Winter Assault leads to frustration, frustration leads to anger, anger leads to property damage.

<soul> squid
<soul> game starting
<soul> 20 minutes
<NovaBurn> ?
<NovaBurn> game of what
<soul> chicago bears vs seattle seahawks
<NovaBurn> oh that
<soul> and its at soldier field
<soul> glad the trip is in march
<soul> all the college bowls will be over
<soul> march = march madness.. but wont miss the final four ncaa
<soul> wow
<soul> i am talking to 16 people who absolutely cant give a shit:\
* soul slaps Squid|laundry around a bit with a large trout
<soul> except you squid
<soul> that game better be on in your living room
<Squid|laundry> wha?
<Squid|laundry> :D
* soul is now known as sgame
<Squid|laundry> For every living room I have, the game will be on in it
<fisher|archer> you need more living rooms to be a true fan then

<Tails> are you looking for more horror or more action?
<Code> ..
<Tails> regarding the music
<Tails> oh god that didn't sound right did it
<Code> ok, i dont know why, but that single sentance disturbs me more than the past month of #homeworld combined.

<Dorkdav> Are we talking about breasts?
<SquidDNA> Habla is this secret Axis evil plans?
<IcecreamLtDan> breasticles?
<IgnusDei> Dan
<IgnusDei> i had a mental picture
<IgnusDei> dear god.
<Chrome|chocofied> .... O.o
<Dorkdav> lol
<Chrome|chocofied> breasticles?
<Chrome|chocofied> what is that, testicles with nipples?
<Dorkdav> I can't even picture that
<SquidDNA> frozen breasts?
<IgnusDei> or huge testicles on a chest
<Pan> Gah! Mind-breaking image!
<Hyperian> gears of war
<Hyperian> is kinda like
<SquidDNA> GEARS OF BUFFERING
<Hyperian> crap what's that name
<SquidDNA> Yes you said that
<Hyperian> of that game...
<Hyperian> no no
<Chrome|chocofied> I bet someone at 4chan probably manipped that image already
<Hyperian> i'm not trying to be funny
<Chrome|chocofied> either be it frozen boobs for men to lick, or testicles with nipples, or boobs that have become large testicles....
<IgnusDei> egads
<Chrome|chocofied> ....I should qdb this....
<IgnusDei> let's not talk about 4chan

<Inq> someone buy me full version
<Inq> i will repay them however they want
<Inq> however
Tiresias|CoH> however they want eh?
<Tiresias|CoH> XD

// on the subject of Defcon