Relic Community Quotes Database

<Tranj> Damnit! You people are going to jinx it, we are still a couple hours away, now all of you quite down, Relic people go back to drinking, and leave us to do our scans and checks! If you people jinxed this gold candidate I will go absolutely and completely Marweas on all your asses!

// from forum post when CoH went gold

<oneredpanther> my logs betray me
<oneredpanther> good job our girlfriend's don't keep logs. we'd be in deep shit by now.
<oneredpanther> although sometimes i swear they might.
<oneredpanther> but only for our transgressions
<oneredpanther> they can't remember how to give a good handjob but certainly know how many times we forgot to take out the trash in July 1986

<Moe> rated M for Moe!
<Moe> wheee!

<Khet> right... so this is a purely fictitious coversation
<oneredpanther> its a real conversation about a fictional subject
<oneredpanther> like church sermons

<Buggo|away> PIKE
<Buggo|away> COME OUT TONIGHT YOU LOSER
<Buggo|away> Or
<Buggo|away> Shun me again
<Buggo|away> Like you always do
<SquidDNA> Allie, it must be hard
<Buggo|away> It's so hard
<SquidDNA> But
<SquidDNA> You cannot try to cage Pike
<SquidDNA> Because he's already in a cage, on the roof
<Buggo|away> hahaha
<SquidDNA> But it's his cage, not yours

<Fedman> HW and rap music, ummm no, no, hell no
<NovaBurn2> orchestral orchestral-rock in general,
<NovaBurn2> rap can fuck off
<Starblade> "I LIKE BIG...SHIPS AND I CANNOT LIE"
<NovaBurn2> ALL YOU OTHER RACE CANNOT DENY
<Jal-18> WHEN A FRIG JUMPS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY BEAM YOU GET PWNED

<pH14> there was this cute service agent flirting with me today
<Hablacraja> did you pretend to get drunk and feel her up
<pH14> i am a gentleman
<Hablacraja> so you got drunk for real
<Atreides> habla has no girl skills
<Tiresias> so you did it but won't tell anyone
* pH14 is mum

<celtti> best relationship I've ever had? My cat

<Druidika> brb, game with biffy
<Druidika> :)
<Skwerl|Replays> zomg
<Skwerl|Replays> send replay if you win k?
<Finaldeath> "if"?
<Skwerl|Replays> yes, IF
<Emberstrife> send replay if biffy uses hax
<Corsix> is it Druidika with biffy or Druidika vs biffy?
<Emberstrife> which he will use if he will be losing
<Ogrynsmash> vs probably
<Ogrynsmash> Druid
<Ogrynsmash> watch for the jeepspam
<Buggo> biffy cheats
<Buggo> I saw it with my own eyes
<Buggo> Looking over his shoulder

<celtti> I should turn to gay just to fuck with inq
<celtti> wait
<celtti> I didn't mean it like that

<Gblaze> I've noticed that Japanese heroes have little to no Macgyver skills
<Gblaze> Most of them are "LOL Power of LOVE and COURAGE!"
<Code> kinda like space marines? :P
<Code> "FAITH AND HONOR!" *charge into the bullets* *Die*

<Loc|Essay> Voyager got a bit of help from the future.
<ceejayoz> that's why ST is boring, Loc
<ceejayoz> insurmountable problem? TIME TRAVEL
<ceejayoz> it's the plot device to end all plot devices
<ceejayoz> i mean, you half expect Picard to poop in an unsatisfactory manner and do some time travel to have a do-over

<RiessOut> lol u gay faggot - what kind of an insult is that? be creative!
<Moe> indeed!
<Moe> I insult people by telling them that even Riess could do better
<Moe> er
<Moe> oh dear.

<SquidDNA> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POPUP EDIT WINDOW
<SquidDNA> WIN
<SquidDNA> OMG
<SquidDNA> WHO DID THAT?
<Druidika> ?
<SquidDNA> On the forums
<Druidika> do you mean the quickedit thingie?
<SquidDNA> Yes!
<SquidDNA> It's the most awesome thing since awesome!
<Druidika> that's been there since I joined the forums two years ago
<SquidDNA> You lie
<soul> um squid
<soul> (thats been around for a bit)
<Finaldeath> maybe its not on all skins or something
<SquidDNA> IT HAS NOT FUCKING BEEN THERE FOR A BIT
<SquidDNA> IT WAS NEVER THERE
<SquidDNA> IT JUST SHOWED UP
<SquidDNA> I swear to Dyn, my account is cursed
<SquidDNA> "Oh what Squid, you JUST NOW NOTICED the Pie-over-IP button?"
<SquidDNA> "We've been getting free pie for the past YEAR"
<SquidDNA> Wait what the hell
<SquidDNA> It's only on the very most recent post in the thread?
<SquidDNA> No wonder
<SquidDNA> Who the hell edits those
<Druidika> it's on all your posts
<SquidDNA> gl with the headphone hunt
<SquidDNA> No, Druidika, it isn't
<SquidDNA> WAIT WHAT THE HELL YES IT IS
<SquidDNA> IT WASN'T A SECOND AGO
<SquidDNA> I SWEAR
<SquidDNA> I CHECKED
<SquidDNA> Druidika
<SquidDNA> Stop fucking with me man
<SquidDNA> "Squid, you're naked."
<SquidDNA> "No I'm not.. WHAT THE HELL. I was fully clothed a second ago!"
<SquidDNA> Okay
<SquidDNA> This has gone on too much
* Quits: SquidDNA (Quit: Druidika is fucking with reality, WATCH HIM)

<Panzeh> crash!
<Corsix> relic online is like "OMG WTF BBQ 500 players? I die now"
<Trizzdog> 500 player IMBA
<Trizzdog> NERF LOBBY SIZE

* Zepherian has kicked pH14 from #homeworld (!)
* pH14 has joined #homeworld
* reki gives channel operator status to pH14
* reki removes channel operator status from Zepherian
* pH14 sets ban on *!*zepherian@*.5CDA1E80.6E46A3D3.IP
* pH14 has kicked Zepherian from #homeworld
* reki high fives ph
* pH14 high fives
<reki> that was double team action
<Chrome> lol

<Tiresias> we can but ream squid
<Tiresias> *dream

<Dorkdav> Have you ever seen "Afraid of Girls"
<IgnusDei> i'm not afraid of girls
<IgnusDei> they're afraid of me
<IgnusDei> hence i'm always afraid that THEY might be afraid of me
<IgnusDei> because that's so embarassing
<IgnusDei> ITS NOT THE SAME THING DAMNIT
* IgnusDei sobs in a corner

<i> do wonder what a piece of 'jesus original' furniture would fetch on eBay, him being a carpenter and all.

<Alliance> wait a moment, what happens if christ and antichrist touch? do we get a big boom?
<outtis> yes
<Alliance> cool
<outtis> liek a nukular bomb
<Alliance> we should use them to run a warp engine
<oneredpanther> jesus power
<RiessArt> "Capt'n! Antichrist containment is weakening!" D:

<naradaman> whats friendster
<Tiresias> it's like napster
<Tiresias> but you illegally download friends

<Kushan> sony/ms/wii don't want to support it
<Kushan> and they are the major contributors for it
<skwerl> I want ma wii =(
--> Zimnick (zimnick@hwc-DA4D9DE5.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com) has joined #cohbeta
<Kushan> you can play with my wii
<Zimnick> ...
<Zimnick> wth did I walk into
<Kushan> skwerl wants my wii

<Merturk_NB|work> heh, we had network drives at one of my schools
<Merturk_NB|work> i kept a txt file in mine with a list of proxies and porn sites
<Merturk_NB|work> one day, i opened it up
<Hablacraja> haha
<Merturk_NB|work> and it said: Busted
<Hablacraja> oh shi--
<Merturk_NB|work> i was like, oh shit
<Merturk_NB|work> exactly
<Merturk_NB|work> i deleted it, hoping it would go away
<Locutus> You should have kept it on a floppy. :p
<Merturk_NB|work> got called to the office 10 minutes later

<Question> http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6112/11364799564226ni.jpg
<Question> omg
<Da_Fish> omg?
<Question> CLICK
<Da_Fish> and?
<Da_Fish> what is this?
<Question> pics of guys in maid uniforms
<Da_Fish> your fetish yes
<Question> it is not a fetish
<Da_Fish> then what is it?
<Question> errr
<Question> normal
<Question> yes
<Question> totally normal

<Da_Fish> There better not be a WWII "fluff" forum when CoH is out