Relic Community Quotes Database

<soul> oh and fuckers get this
<soul> so i am walking to the store right
<soul> I SEE SOMEONE SHORTER THEN I AM
<soul> she was only ten.. but i am pretty sure.. if the shit started
<soul> i could have taken her
<IcecreamLtDan> well, I would imagine infants would be
<IcecreamLtDan> taken her
<IcecreamLtDan> to bed?
<IcecreamLtDan> didn't know you went that young dude
<soul> no you freak
<soul> jesus..
<soul> ok actually she was probably 8
<soul> point is
<soul> soulbitch was taller
<soul> thats right
* soul flexes

<Jumper|OMG> HAHAHA
<Jumper|OMG> Linnae came around the corner looked at Nova and went "N00b?"
<Jumper|OMG> she's been calling him N00b the whole time
<Jumper|OMG> we got her to say "TREE HAX" to mokona last night

[00:05] <soul> 30 minutes in
[00:05] <soul> nothing
[00:05] <SquidDNA> Hold on Soul, I'll undress

<deadguy|gone> Last semester, I took Evil 210, Malice 205, Intro to Taking Candy From a Baby 101, Despise 120, Irritation 350, eStabbing 210, and Vengance 250
<Fiirks> I'm sure you passed those with flying colours
<soul> i had stacking the blocks and coloring within the lines but still having fun
<deadguy|gone> well, I didn't do so hot on the Intro to Taking Candy From a Baby class
<deadguy|gone> because whoever said that it was easy has never tried it
<soul> thats cause dg.. you dont hit on the mother first
<deadguy|gone> yeah, I missed that question on both the midterm, the final, and all the quizzes

<mac_bug> question: ARE YOU GAY
<bonnet> ANSWER: ONLY WITH YOU
<mac_bug> COMMENT: HOT

<Druidika> lol wtf
<Druidika> I say my usual "Good luck and have fun" at the start of an automatch
<Druidika> reply is "wtf, I'm not going to play against you"
<Druidika> drops

<Jumper|OMG> I let Sumgai drive my car into Richmond this morning :-)
<Jumper|OMG> then we were... driving in a spirited fashion chasing a porsche on the way home
<Jumper|OMG> I kept having to remind him that the car has a 9000 RPM redline

<Jumper|OMG> hey ceej, where'd the dow library go?
<Jumper|OMG> I can't find it
<Riess> lost a forum master jumper has, hm?

<ceejayoz> and i lay the blame at their feet
<eTombotron> yes, they are not making sense
<eTombotron> but you can see why they are not making sense
<bonnet> ...
<bonnet> That doesn't make sense

<oneredpanther> <skibb> who is buggo
<oneredpanther> <Da_Fish> new hip relic dude
<oneredpanther> <Question> are you sure? i seem to recall buggo being female
<oneredpanther> i like the fact that girls get auto-ops in IRC
<oneredpanther> because obviously whoever's in charge is desperate for sex
<skibb> haha
<Da_Fish> soul?
<skibb> burn
<oneredpanther> or they like the idea of girls dominating them, even on the internet

<Zepherian> if we have a buggo @ home and a buggo @ sleep, logic dictates that buggo sleeps on the job
<Zepherian> lazy bastard.
<soul> heh
* Zepherian slaps Buggo|zZz around a bit with a large trout
<Zepherian> STOP SLACKING
<soul> buggo is definately sleeping
* Hablacraja has joined #homeworld
* ionfish wonders how soul knows that
<soul> well.. we were all up late
* Zepherian dosent want to know

<Fiirks> I hate getting pussy hairs stuck in my teeth
<Fiirks> those damn things are anoying
<Silentium> at least it could be used as floss
<treb|scorch> leave your cat alone

<Starcrate> I SAY WE ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT CEEJAY'S BREASTS (OR LACK THEREOF) AND GO PLAY HOMEWORLD

<Obtuse> I give you credit for trying to shake your gender, but I don't think it's going to happen
<Starscorched> EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIEEEEE

<Buggo|work> This. Channel. Is. INSANE!

<Mac_bug> it was easier to get into my girlfriend than it is to open this box :/
<Mac_bug> and my gf is catholic ;[

<pH14> we had a lab class together and became more than labmates
<pH14> IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
<Chrysophylax> I SUPPOSE THERE WAS CHEMISTRY
<Chrysophylax> AMIRITE
<pH14> NO IT WAS MOLECULAR BIOLOGU
<pH14> WITH A Y INSTEAD OF A U
<Chrysophylax> THAT SHIT'S THE SHIT DAWG
<Jal-18> HOW GOOD WAS HER BIOLOGU

<UberJumper> I had a dream last night that someone took over the channels on IRC
<UberJumper> and we couldn't get into them
<UberJumper> must have had mexican for dinner or something

<Hyperian> no body told me it'd feel so good
<Hyperian> nobody said you'd be so beautiful
<Hyperian> nobody warned me about your smile
<Hyperian> you're the life, you're the light when i close my eyes
<Hyperian> i'm colour blind
<Hyperian> you made me colour blind
<Moe|away> Why thanks Hyp
<Moe|away> You're a nice guy
<Moe|away> But I just don't feel about you that way
<Hyperian> no problem
<Moe|away> Sorry, but we can never be together like that
* Hyperian weeps

[09:49] <Question2> why stop with the questions?
[09:49] <Question2> i really want to know where zeph is
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> later, Starblade
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> he's asleep
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> it's 3 am
[09:49] <Starblade> WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN ZEPHIAGO
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> CARMEN ZEPHIAGO
[09:49] *** Starblade Quit (Quit: )
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> that game was such a PITA
[09:49] <Wrkncacnter> I'll be off too i guess, time for lunch.
[09:49] <Question2> 3 am? where does he live then?
[09:49] <SquidDNA> SHE WAS HERE NOT LONG AGO
[09:49] <Chrysophylax> in portugal
[09:49] <SquidDNA> SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO VISIT THE WORLD'S LARGEST WALL
[09:50] <SquidDNA> AND LEFT A FORTUNE COOKIE
[09:50] <SquidDNA> ZOMG WHERE DID SHE GO
[09:50] * Chrysophylax slaps SquidDNA around a bit with a large trout
[09:51] <Question2> zeph is female?! omg i need to check the yearbook
[09:51] * Chrysophylax roffles
[09:51] <Beast> heh
[09:52] <SquidDNA> Yes she is
[09:52] <SquidDNA> But she's sensitive about her appearance
[09:52] <Chrysophylax> hot except her nose
[09:52] <Chrysophylax> but don't mention that to her
[09:53] <Chrome> omg
[09:53] <Chrome> THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH
[09:53] <Chrome> ZEPH IS A LESBO
[09:53] <Chrome> =D

<Starblade> i like just building cruise missiles
<Starblade> i don't try to win
<Starblade> i try to piss the other guy off as much as i can

<frst|work> -
<frst|work> LICK Unknown command
<frst|work> -
* ceejayoz licks frst|work
* frst|work slaps ceejayoz around a bit with a large trout
* ceejayoz 's pupils dilate
<Gaz> is licking frst like licking frogs?????
<Gaz> hallucinogenic effect
<frst|work> yes
<Gaz> lol
<Gaz> lol
<frst|work> do it
<frst|work> lick me and see what happens
<Da_Fish> lie
* Gaz licks frst
<frst|work> you will like it
<Da_Fish> you don't get high
* frst|work is now known as frstAlba
<Da_Fish> you get fucked
* frstAlba licks back
* Gaz sees Frsty in the Sky with diamonds

* IgnusDei has joined #homeworld
<outtis> 'lo
<IgnusDei> lo
<Question> huh i thought ignus never says something normal on join
<IgnusDei> oh, right
<IgnusDei> YOU KNOW WHAT THE PORN INDUSTRY NEEDS?!
<Unk> true, every time I've been here its involved buttsechs with his sister or something
<IgnusDei> GAY TRANSFORMERS!
<IgnusDei> ok, that was the disturbing thought of the day
<Unk> OPTIMUS PRIDE FTW!
<outtis> :E
<IgnusDei> moving on to pirates
<outtis> you want to see robots inserting cables into each other?
<IgnusDei> MOVING
<IgnusDei> ON
<IgnusDei> please.
<outtis> no :(
<Pleiades> no(=
<Question> dont you want to continue that train of thought?
<Unk> we've touched on a fantasy of yours it seems...
<IgnusDei> not really

<Tiresias> I want a special button that makes people get fucked to death by rabid stoats

<IcecreamLtDan> The thought of finally hearing your voice on the TS channel makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
<soul> lol
<soul> well it should be coming tuesday
<soul> since i put 2 day air
<soul> latest wedn
<IcecreamLtDan> Then the thought of putting a bullet through your skull makes it neccesary for me to change my undies