Relic Community Quotes Database

<Hyperian> yea and you're used to being abused in rl by jen
<cj|afk> yes, my cock gets abused on a regular basis
<cj|afk> woe is me
<Chrysophylax> pwn

<Chrome> wtf.
<Chrome> in and out in and out....sheesh.
<Question> thats pretty suggestive

<soul> pooky needs to get shot in the leg
<soul> so when people see how dumb he is
<soul> they dont notice
<soul> cause they just think
<soul> 'poor guy.. got shot in the leg'

<Druidika|CoH> I know of nothing of a CoH beta

<s|sigma> i want to play coh:(
<IcecreamLtDan> so do I, but wife insisted on taking the main computer
<IcecreamLtDan> lappy can't run it
<Jumper|CompanyOfHeroes> damn wimmin!
<Jumper|CompanyOfHeroes> what's she doing out of the kitchen?
<Jumper|CompanyOfHeroes> (can you tell alice isn't home?)

<Void> do you guys know any navy games?
<Zepherian> I hear they play "hide the sausage" a lot
<Zepherian> all you need to play is a sailor and some vaseline

<ceejayoz> soul tell us secrets
<ceejayoz> how do i please a man?
<ceejayoz> wait wrong list of questions
<soul> rofl
* ceejayoz shuffles papers
<NovaBurn> dont lie cj
<NovaBurn> we know you want souls crowbar
<ceejayoz> soul can pry me open anytime he likes
...
<soul> ah tomorrow's dinner will rock
<soul> jasmine rice
<soul> and the chicken that is thawed, is now being marinated in a terriyaki with pineapple sauce
<soul> leave it there for a good 20+ hrs
<soul> then bam
<soul> cook it on medium in a sauce pan
<soul> i really wish i didnt say this after cj asked me how to please a man

* Tiresias jumps onto Beast
* Beast enjoys
* Dimension jumps onto Tir who jumped onto Beast
<Beast> oooo better
<Tiresias> GIDDY UP BEAST
* Beast giddy-ups
<Tiresias> :3
* Beast giggles
* Dimension gets jiggy with it

<Tiresias> housewarming houses are fun
<Dimension> housewarming houses
<Tiresias> except when the house is much better than yours and far away
<Tiresias> *partis
<Tiresias> PARTIES
<Dimension> sounds like some weird sexual fetish
<Dimension> house on house action
<Tiresias> bleh /me lets his brain go ahve a rest in the bahamas
<Dimension> gettin each other hot
<Da_Fish> UNF
<Dimension> "OMG BLOW MY CHIMNEY
<Tiresias> semi detachable
<Da_Fish> LIGHT MY FIRE
<Dimension> FONDLE MY FUNDAMENT

<Jumper|DS1> I came back to this window
<Jumper|DS1> and I was like "Wow, the guy that typed that sounds like he knows what he's talking about"
<Jumper|DS1> and then I was like "wait, I wrote that?"

<Zepherian> cj, trying to find a sheeps gender is a waste of valuable time
<Zepherian> besides, if its male its kinda like riding a bike

<Chrysophylax> 'hey too many senior members and the mods are gay'
<soul> curious is not gay

<Hand> hey [insert name]

* X-Pleiades pokes out tongue at Moe
* Moe cuts off tongue
<X-Pleiades> meweff wefwefe mewef cfk
<Cyberus> my thoughts exactly

<Silentium> I'm sure, deep down, Chrome loves you
<Chrome> excellent idea Beast. >:D
<Zepherian> chrome just wants me closer
*** Vaarok Quit (Quit: )
<Zepherian> awwwwww
<Silentium> but what do I know
<Zepherian> NOW MY DINNER DAMN YOU
<Zepherian> WOOOOMAN
<Silentium> I am not Dr. Phil
* Beast giggles evily
<Zepherian> she is a woman, I give her attention
<Zepherian> even if it is humiliation and sexism its better than nothing ;/
<Silentium> I doubt Chrome is an attention whore
*** Chrome sets mode: +b *!*@CDB91C36.9563E873.6E46A3D3.IP
<Zepherian> lol
<Chrome> I think Zeph is.
<Silentium> I'm the attention whore
<Chrome> let's all ignore him for .....
<Chrome> a little while....
<Zepherian> im going to bed
<Zepherian> nn dolts
<Chrome> shit.
*** NovaBurn sets mode: -v Zepherian
*** Zepherian Quit (Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.02 :: www.XLhost.de ))

<Zepherian> anyways, chrome, have you polished my shoes?
<NovaBurn> LETS GET THE FIREWORKS GOING
<Silentium> how Zeph seems smart and all when chrome is not online
*** Zepherian was kicked by Chrome (What part of NO I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING WIFE do you not get?!)

<pH14> lets make out
<danga> Lets never fight again.
* pH14 unzips
* danga bends
* danga has quit (Quit: )
<pH14> well, that will keep danga away for another month

<Starblade> italian food > german food.
<Da_Fish> those italians and their healthier foods...
<Chrysophylax> dude
<Chrysophylax> nvm
<Silentium> it's the tomatoes man
<Da_Fish> sun-dried and shir
<Da_Fish> *shit
<Silentium> think of mario and mushrooms
<Silentium> no apply that to italians and tomatoes
<Silentium> *now
<Silentium> and you get the idea
<Starblade> doodoodoodedoodooDOO
<Da_Fish> Italians grow in size after eating tomatoes?

<Squid|DNA> Unk I've had plenty of chances to reproduce but I gladly passed them up for practice
<Merturk_NB> that's about sums it up
<Mnementh> practice?
<Hablacraja> practice? *fap fap fap*
<Unk> practice?
<Mnementh> yeah
<Merturk_NB> lmao
* Unk orders a fleshlight for squiddy
<Zepherian> (masterbatione)
<Nuri> this irc so puts 4chan to shame
<Mnementh> 'just getting my technique right!'
<Nuri> :D
<Squid|DNA> Reproductive activites which do not involve fertilization.
<Hablacraja> yes yes, bio nerd
<Squid|DNA> FUCKING.
<Squid|DNA> There.
<Unk> up zee arse?
<Squid|DNA> Jesus.
<soul> lol
<Riess> lol
<Zepherian> oral sex
<Squid|DNA> CONTRACEPTIVES.

<Sorak> santiago, you can kick me. I'll just remove your moderator privilages and ban you off the forums! (go go abuse of admin powers!)

<SquidDNA> Where's the love buttercup?
<RiessDraw> in another castle

<Nova|out> cant find my debit card
<Nova|out> not in my wallet
<Nova|out> no idea where it is
* Druidika whistles
<UberJumper> leave it at the debit machine?
* deadguy does slight of hand
<UberJumper> call your bank?
<Nova|out> no i used it yesterday
<Weavern> pockets?
<deadguy> pickpockets?
<Nova|out> checked the clothes i was wearing yesterday
<Nova|out> no i doubt that
* SquidDNA went through this a week ago
* IcecreamLtDan notices his wallet is considerably fatter
<UberJumper> car?
<UberJumper> bag?
<SquidDNA> Well it was my whole wallet
<Nova|out> checked tehre
<deadguy> hooker?
<SquidDNA> Retrace your steps
<SquidDNA> That's the best way
<UberJumper> ohhh hooker
* SquidDNA loses things a lot
<Nova|out> JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY ATM DEADIE
<deadguy> ATM
<deadguy> THAT'S FUNNY
<UberJumper> ahahahaha
<Druidika> haha
<Nova|out> ASSHOLE
<UberJumper> that's hillarious
<SquidDNA> :D

<Tiresias> kill
<Tiresias> kill
<Tiresias> kill
<Tiresias> kill
<Zepherian> and this my friends is a homicidal queer

<Jumper|cleaning> I SWEAR TO GOD THIS KID WILL LEARN TO GO TO THE TOILET ONE DAY

<Question> can a cat fit into the toilet bowl?
<soul> yes
<hiddensmoke> yes
<Chrysophylax> yea
<Question> has yours fallen in before?
<Chrysophylax> only the tub
<Chrysophylax> *into the
<soul> yes lets go with the 'fallen' idea
<soul> yes