Relic Community Quotes Database

<Merturk_NB> question, what kind, if any, of facial hair do you think I maintain?
<Void> ass hair

<Zepherian> yes, I am a cruel and belittleing person
<Zepherian> except to soul
<Zepherian> im only cruel
<Zepherian> hes allready little

* Juggernaught was kicked by Chrome (Cuz I'm an op BITCH)

<oneredpanther> so long as the nipples fit in my mouth, everyone's a winner.
<soul> not the woman:\

* IgnusDei learned that no matter how bad things are, it will never be quite as bad as the time he masturbated in the adult secton of the video store...which of course was under vidcam surveillance
<IgnusDei> ZING!
<molo> if i didnt like the current topic
<molo> that would be there right now
<DrFurious> it could be worse
<DrFurious> you could have masturbated in the gay adult section of the video store

<IgnusDei> i hate my BROTHER
<IgnusDei> and MY SISTER
<Hyperian> i love your sister
<IgnusDei> no you wouldn't
<IgnusDei> oh sure the sex is great at first
<IgnusDei> but then she's such a bitch

<Void> awww
<Void> is that a deer?
<Vaarok> It is a cow
<Vaarok> Which is yet another reason you don't deserve a cow
<Vaarok> You would think it was a goat or something
<Vaarok> I should find a gopher and name it Void
<Void> i know how goats look like
<IcecreamLtDan> only from behind though
<IcecreamLtDan> and slightly above

<Delphy> Also, moe is my lover and whatever he says is law.
<Delphy> <3
<Moe|away> Delphy
<Moe|away> my heart is jumping up and down
<Moe|away> due to an overdose of JOY
<Delphy> :D
<Moe|away> i wish to declare my love for you
<Delphy> You may do so
<Delphy> But only after I have kissed Squid on his lovely nose.
<Moe|away> alöskdfjöalsköashjölashglkjashwfliuwqer
<Moe|away> DELPHY
<Moe|away> YOU
<Moe|away> !!$!"§!!!!
<Moe|away> DONT DO THAT AGAIN
<Delphy> Do what?
<Moe|away> I WAS TAKING A SIP FROM MY GLASS
<Delphy> mwahaha
<Moe|away> christ, i've got juice all over the keyboard
<Moe|away> AND THE SCREEN
<Moe|away> FFS
* Delphy falls over laughing
* Moe|away wanders off to clean up this mess

<Druidika> does Football have a multiplayer mode?
<Moe> yeah, 22000 person FFA deathmatch mode
<Moe> also known as "stadium riots"

<Unk> anyone know how to humanely kill a newt?
<Unk> idiot flatmate bought one at the weekend and now its dying
<Unk> but he won't just kill it properly
<Skwerl> its dying?
<Skwerl> how is it dying?
<Skwerl> I have a pet newt
<Skwerl> and those things are pretty hardy
<Skwerl> I am surprised you guys still managed to kill it
<Unk> i honestly don't know, this flatmate probably tried to get it drunk
<Skwerl> what the FUCK
<Unk> you don't know my flatmate
<Skwerl> oh god...
<Elukka> tried to get a lizard DRUNK? O_o

* Beast has an ice pack on his head
<Kelly> o.O
<MakaanFangirl> Try your lap. It'll be more effective. ^^

*ChromeFanboy jumps Chrome
*Locutus grabs a video camera
Riess: this is getting out of control
*Riess joins
Arch: OMG! CHROME IN AN ORGY?!
TF-72: your dream came true, Arch

* Sajuuk brings himself to bear!
* Sajuuk fires his own main gun!
<Hiigara> Sajuuk - that's just wrong
* Sajuuk wins
<Hiigara> stop playing with yourself
<MakaanFangirl> LOL
<Sajuuk> XD
<TF-Fangirl> omg
<TF-Fangirl> lol

Note: TF = Kelly

<deadguy> the fuck is a computer?
<pH14> the answer is 'rice pudding'

<alfredo> please tell me, i have no optical drive so cant use a real cd.. :/
<Druidika> well, the system requirements on the back of the DoW/WA boxes state that you need a CD drive :/
<Druidika> like for, well, every game you buy in a store

<Zepherian> if we think about it, nature is absolute, innit?
<Zepherian> its allmost as vague a concept as "God"
<Hablacraja> yeah except nature doesn't want 10% of my income

<Hirmetrium> lol that quotes site is brilliant
<Hirmetrium> its like the entire server is obsessed with having sex with their sisters

<mst3k123> sup dude?
<murphwastaken> nothing messing with my speakers
<mst3k123> ...
<mst3k123> dude, you are deaf... wtf?!
<murphwastaken> :/

<lilpunkie420> so murph do u change ur dresses everyday or do u like that green one so much u just wear it everywhere
<lilpunkie420> like in cartoons where they dont change their clothes
<murph> I wear my dress every day
<murph> but I change my underwear
<lilpunkie420> and can u tell me if there was a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow, b/c i think that there was

<Moe> Breaking news! Female visits #homeworld, residents go FUCKING APESHIT

(%Dimension) oh, you touch my tralala
(Chrysophylax) MMM MY DING DING DONG
(MadMerchant) my ding ding dong
(Silentium) my ding ding dong

<Murph> now I shall go to work
<Murph> later dolts
* Quits: Murph (Murph@D36978F2.E4776E58.264CA1B0.IP) (Quit: work sucks)

// note: Murph's final words to the Homeworld Community before his death

<bluevorlon> STARBALE/RIESS/AND SQUID'S EASY PEASY RIDDLE MAKING GUIDE
<Starblade> rofl
<bluevorlon> 1) FIND SOME STUPID OBSCURE ELEMENT OF THE GAME NOBODY EVEN REMEMEBRS
<NovaBurn> YES
<bluevorlon> 2) MAKE UP SOME CLUES
<bluevorlon> DON'T WORRY IF THEY DON'T RELATE TO THE OBJECT IN STEP 1)
<bluevorlon> THAT JUST WILL MAKE YOUR RIDDLE MORE FUN TO SOLVE
<Starblade> i'm still reeling on how you couldn't fucking figure it out from 'jumping puzzle'
<Starblade> i mean, really now
<NovaBurn> you fail
<NovaBurn> WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND TWO TONE ALL OVER
<bluevorlon> IN FACT THE MORE RETARDED THE CLUE, THE MORE FUN YOU CAN HAVE WATCHING DUMBFUCKS ON IRC TRYING TO ACTUALLY SOLVE IT AS IF IT WAS A PUZZLE WITH ANY SENSE OF LOGIC OR RATIONAL THOUGHT TO IT!
<bluevorlon> 4)
<NovaBurn> AND REMINDS YOU OF WILLIAM DAFOE
<bluevorlon> LAUGH!
<bluevorlon> Hhashahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah ahahahahahaha
<bluevorlon> 5) repeat 2

<ionfish> riess don't go anywhere
<Riess> no promises
<Riess> I mean, why?
<Chrome> Riess I can help keep you occupied....
* Chrome puts pants on her head.
<ionfish> this channel is not a dating service
<Chrome> nevermind then
<Chrome> although "don't go anywhere" COULD be construed as a pickup line
<Starfisher> ion is more subtle
<Starfisher> you may never even know if he picked you up or not
<Riess> let's compare "don't go anywhere" to "*Chrome puts pants on her head", shall we?

<blu|bath> taking a bath at midnight, a luxury I will not have once my flatmate moves in
<blu|bath> =/
<blu|bath> I'll need a towel at any rate
<blu|bath> I realise that wasn't the best line to say after a quote about in-shower masturbation