Relic Community Quotes Database

<Nova|sleeps> so how was the bahamas bitch
<deadguy> there was a hurricane
<deadguy> it was very wet
<deadguy> and a lot of things flew around
<deadguy> and then I had no money
<deadguy> it was like being with a hooker

* Topic is '#Outofcontexttheatre <SquidDNA> I like crotches <Murph> I got into another black guy today <LappyMikk> ahh, now I got a long enough cable to plug the holes <SquidDNA> Hell yes it is. <Moe|away> get some distance between you and the fucker'

<sidewinder> o noes! hiig has lost feeling in his pee-pee!
<Hiigara> it'll never get used anyway...

<soul> oh go fuck a cow
<Atreides> never had a cow, is it good soul?
<soul> sheep are better
<soul> they push back

<kally> i like hairy women
<kally> hairy women are like
<kally> mmmmm

<soul|FL> i dont like being tied down mentally
<soul|FL> physically sure
<soul|FL> but not mentally

<polomoo|lit> my soon-to-be-hopefully girlfriend has a nice voice, she might fit.
<polomoo|lit> She sounds very young though, so it probably won't work :|
<ceejayoz> pedophile
<polomoo|lit> yes
<polomoo|lit> wait no

<Khet> insy, you need a hobby
<insy> I have one
<insy> it's called having anal sex with every one of your siblings and extended family members

<danga> im still waiting to marry her
<Dyntheos> 13 years to go danger
<danga> why 18. she'll be too old for me then.
<danga> =|
<Jumper|Work> I'm slightly creeped out by the conversation there danga
<danga> do you know the best part about having sex with a 13 year old jumper.
<Jumper|Work> no no no
<Jumper|Work> DON'T TYPE IT DANGA
<Jumper|Work> NO
<danga> they look 9 when they pull their hair back in the shower afterwards.
<Jumper|Work> NOOOOOO

<danger627> i bought my gf Dawnsons Creek season 1 on DVD for her birthday, thinking she could watch it when she wasnt with me. OMFG. TALK ABOUT THE BIGGEST FUCKING MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.

<eTombotron> i can touch the lower part of my balls with my tongue

<ds> i love the cock.

<danga> the only people worried about privacy of their computer are people who have something to hide
<danga> aka porn
<soul|FL> heh.. the fbi agent who cracks my comp will love my porn
<soul|FL> unless its a she
<soul|FL> then she better be a muff diver

<Arkaine> HERE MY HUMPER
<Arkaine> wow that didnt come out right
<Arkaine> HERE MY JUMPER
<Jumper|Sleep> ARKAINE

<Arkaine> i had to call this girl last night and make sure she wasnt pregnant
<Arkaine> THINGS I DONT LIKE DOING
<Arkaine> CALLING GIRLS AND MAKING SURE THEY ARENT CARRYING MY KID

<beej> friend and I drove by a Jiffy Lube
<beej> we see this sign:
<Hyperian> and got some lube?
<beej> "Enter in REAR"
<Hyperian> and wacked off?
<beej> jesus hyp
<beej> what do you take me for
<beej> some kind of masturbating automaton
<Hyperian> yes
<beej> yeah

<Hyperian> ono pike
* Hyperian kills pike
<Hyperian> found an article about pikes
<Hyperian> "invasive northern pike just won't die"
<pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHA!
<Hyperian> "pike could devastate fisheries"
<pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHAAH!
<Hyperian> "despite being poisoned, shocked, netted, hooked, and blown up, the nonative northern pike remains stronger than ever in Lake Davis."
* Hyperian shocks and poisons pike
<pike|zZz> BWAHAHA
<pike|zZz> YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THE PIKE!
* pike|zZz was kicked by Dyn|work (Dyn|work)

@soul|FL: porn is because too many women say no
<Dyn|work> porn is because too many women say no... to soul
<nikky> no soul not even if you paid me
<soul|FL> what if i paid you a lot

<manaani> Insy gave me a 30gb Hard drive
<panth`afk> how many times did you buttrape for that?
<manaani> 12
<manaani> err
<manaani> 0

<soul|FL> the whole time i am having a boner over the voice of some over weight 30+ yr old fat chic

<soul|FL> i just shave my head and hang out with white people
<soul|FL> fuck
<soul|FL> i am a nazi

<soul|FL> last time i saw a bar a naked chic was inverted and straddling it

<Murph> I already have aids

* ChanOP (service@austnet.org) Quit (Killed (sprint.austnet.org (Banned from AustNet: You are not part of Services and cant use this nick ...)))

<fishy> i don't like people who gloat
<fishy> they remind me of myself