Relic Community Quotes Database

<ranga> i still cant believe the guy cheated on me
<ranga> off of
<ranga> i mean
<ranga> rofl
<ranga> shit
<ranga> that was a bad slip

<[NFX]Shin> real men use notepad.

<danga`IC> im normal

<IgnusDei> it's been too long since i've had meat entering my mouth
<IgnusDei> yum

<beej> who cares if it's a monster, it's the biggest cock I ever had!
<@soul|FL> ...

<Antric> isn't masturbation psychologicaly damaging?
<downslope> i try to do it 9 times a day

<DrFurious> i'm a black belt in closing your eyes and swinging your arms like a girl

<soul|FL> say hypothetically yesterday i bought a life size buffy blow up doll and had sex with it

<soul|FL> i love chics who can beat the shit out of me

<Smaxel> I have a penis.
<beej> how big is this 'penis'
<Smaxel> uhh its not that big

<beej> ignorance knows no bounds
<beej> especially not after the man who asked the waiter in the chinese restaurant near my house if "your language is mexican"
<beej> it's like
<beej> wtf
<beej> when did mexican become a language
<beej> and when did china start using it

<Murph> bungie is teh suck, releasing halo for the consoles before computers when they originally were going to release for the comp first
<Murph> bitches
<Murph> i hope they get raped by a transvestite motorcycle gang
<dmille> we've got such nice, caring people in #hw

<downslope> black text reminds me of those damn african americans
<downslope> i use white everything, sure it's hard to read, but it's worth it
<Hyperian> slope: i bet your whole room is white
<downslope> not the corner where i keep by slave
<downslope> he offsets it

<Mac_Bug> mecha I bring my own joystick
<Mac_Bug> ...

<Hyperian> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KYERRRK&key=LJV [EH's gf]
<hamoom> she's not even cute
<hamoom> she looks like a librarian

* Savage thinks obi pretends to be that guy from "Silence of the Lambs" and tucks his little wewee between his legs and dances in the mirror
<obithrawn> uh oh sav has my secret

<Murph> ok i can type 80 wpm with one hand

<Shin|work> http://www.cliphoto.com/social/harisu.htm
<soul|FL> shes got a nice ass
<Ahab> I got hard in 10 secs
<Shin|work> she also used to be a man
<beej> SHE USED TO BE A MAN?
<Squiggle> That looks rather mannish
<Squiggle> As long as they're women now, I don't care
<beej> if theres some kinda hole that resembles a vagina its fine with me

<obi> my grandfather did not die of cock ring.

<Antimatter> after my year of earth science I can say with certainty that the ground is not made out of cock

<panth> wtf hi blu. frogglez told me to tell you that it's over.
<panth> i know she's here, but i figure you're not speaking.
<panth> after her affair with skibblet.
* Jixn gasps
<madz> ono where did he stick his choco loops?
<panth> you dont want to ask that.
<madz> omfg
<panth> suffice to say frogglez couldn't sit down for a week.

<soul|FL> shaven is the only way to go madz

<Ionfish> I know Kung Fu

<soul|FL > but i dont think i ate a woman last night
<soul|FL> i am pretty sure i would remember that

<frst> omfg
<frst> the doll
<UberJumper> lol frst collects dolls