Relic Community Quotes Database

<TLG> I couldn't keep it up.

<Event-Horizon> omg... I just ordered 120 bucks worth of underwear from VS for kat :[[[

<Iden> One day the thing in Soul's avatar will catch up to someone and eat them. I live in breathless anticipation.

<downslope> my parents keep finding and deleting my pron movies

<ionfish> but that's because i'm cynical and embittered
<ionfish> (ps that has nothing to do with the fact i've been single for almost a year)

<NovaBurn> i just go there for image macros and high res pics
<NovaBurn> and the occasional men

<mad> HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
<mad> mecha is a straight homosexual.

<Hand> edible
<Hand> dick
* Pleiades trims Alliance|penis
* Alliance|penis is now known as Alliance|pen

<FOOD> real men can do math with nothing more than 10 fingers and 10 toes

<BlackStar> Is Sony trying to insult consumer intelligent?

<Shin|work> one inch of Shin is more of a man than 3 meters of ceejayoz

<UberJumper> shin... hold me... I lost one of my hard drives with 6GB of stuff on it

* Dyn rips out nikkis eyes, throws them away, fits some golf balls there instead then grabs a sledgehammer. With one foot on her head to keep the bitch still Dyn then swings the sledge down and hammers the back of her head in one blow sending the golf balls flying. And at the same time invents a new game called "BitchGolf"

<Chrome> hershey's Extra Dark
<Chrome> If you ever get a GF, I suggest the two of you try it and THEN try resisting your carnal impulses

<FoX> is soul going to be your intern rup?
<rupract> if intern = bitch

<UberJumper> hey... at least I've had a threesome :-/ (before wife of course)
<UberJumper> I didn't believe it either MB, until they were both sucking my cock
<UberJumper> well... the one of them was my fuck friend for the longest time
<Mac_Bug|sleep> think of this as group therapy session

<Linuturk_NB> I'm not going to sleep with my father

<BlackStar> girlfriends aren't for sex
<Water> i have parents and friends for that

<Chrome> Squid if you'd be so kind to give me ops I can help kick Hiig whenever he says something stupid
<Hiigara> Chrome, you'd have to kick me every time I say something

<ung> saq i am in lov with u but my parents wont let me pursue it becuz u r a mormon, and im a hasidic jew :-(

<Tiresias> I have a GIGANTIC penis
<pH14> link plz

<SquidDNA> The Eurovision event is not a fuckability contest
<ionfish> yeah right

* Allie rubs his arse with a trout

<Antimatter> yes hyp I wish you were striaght and female

* TheGeneral doesn't rape sheep!
* TheGeneral rapes cows :P