Relic Community Quotes Database

<NeCoHo> where is the tyranny when you need it?
* deadguy|incinerating sets ban on *!*NeCoHo@*.hsd1.nj.comcast.net
<deadguy|incinerating> right here baby

<Aegeri> What's the Dawn of War channel again?
<deadguy|housework> #losers

<nyyti> gah
<Heretic> nice to know #art has devolved into grunts instead of speech
<Heretic> arghhh
<SquidDNA> HRRRRRNNGGGGGGH
<Heretic> brrrrragh
<nyyti> whee
<Heretic> arghh grrr hmph
<nyyti> YELLOWREDBLACKSATUSAKRAI
* Afoxi hands everyone in this channel some laxative.
<Heretic> umprhm
<Afoxi> you guys sound like you need it.

<Starfisher> weav, if you don't get it, you don't get it :P
<Starfisher> what you just said demonstrates that you don't get it
<SquidDNA> spoiler: weav doesn't get it
<Weavern> i dont get it

<Dr_StrangeNec> AHHHH! THE IRONY!
* Meta is now known as THE_IRONY
<THE_IRONY> YARR!!!
* Dr_StrangeNec is now known as Meta
* Meta has quit IRC (Killed (NickOP (GHOST command used by THE_IRONY)))
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* Meta is now known as NeCoHo
<NeCoHo> bah you

<//> Another victim of Afoxi's ghost-killing.

<Meta> Two men are having a drinking contest.
<Meta> First one says to the bartender "Give me some H2O!" and drinks it down.
<Meta> Second guy says "Give me some H2O too!", drinks it and dies.
<Ap0k> ...
<SquidDNA> Peroxide isn't that toxic :/
<Meta> It's generally not a good idea to drink it anyway.
* ZellFish has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<ZellCrab> Actually.
<Inst> he must have been a tiny guy
<Inst> like soul
<ZellCrab> A mate of mine was being a cute little faggot, and I wound up drinking some.
<ZellCrab> my spelling si shite
<ZellCrab> :[
<ZellCrab> Anyways, all it did was give me the runs
<Hiigara> <ZellCrab> A mate of mine was being a cute little faggot, and I wound up drinking some <ZellCrab> Anyways, all it did was give me the runs
<Hiigara> rofl
<treb|relaxed> qdb
<ZellCrab> .
<ZellCrab> :|
<Meta> Haha
<Meta> Zetta Quoted!

<Hand> I've worked out how to judge my successfullness
<Hand> when Fridge-Man gets an article on Wikipedia, and the article doesn't get deleted, I've made it as a cartoonist

* Afoxi is now known as Grim_Heaper
<Grim_Heaper> Ugh.. I could use a pz^2a
<Grim_Heaper> hmm... the pi symbol translates as a p
<Grim_Heaper> in irc
<typhoon> that could lead to interesting results
<Grim_Heaper> What's the Volume of a cylindrical object with a radius of z and a thickness of a?
<Grim_Heaper> because i could really use one of those
<SquidDNA> What is thickness
<SquidDNA> Length?
<Grim_Heaper> fool
<Grim_Heaper> You're Zetta Slow!
<Heretic> no dark sarcasm in the classroom
<Heretic> teacher live those kids alone
<Heretic> *leave
<Heretic> hey
<Grim_Heaper> pi * z * z * a
<Heretic> teacher
<Heretic> leave those kids alone
<SquidDNA> volume of a cylinder is area of the circle on the end multi...
<SquidDNA> OPS.
* Gorb slaps Heretic with another brick in the wall
<typhoon> are we going to get into calc again?
<Gorb> Please god no.
<typhoon> good shot
* Heretic slaps Gorb into another brick in the wall
<Gorb> I gave up maths after GCSE for a reason
* SquidDNA devours Afoxi
<Gorb> Ow, good hit sir, good hit.
<Grim_Heaper> Heh.
<Grim_Heaper> Math puns are the first sine of madness.

// Comment by author: This is Mathness!

<soul> passed out in the washroom
<soul> almost knocked a guys 3 yr old over in the washroom
<soul> since my friends are dicks
<soul> and didnt say that any one else was in there
<soul> 'hey greg.. you ok'
<soul> 'yea man.. just throwing up.. will be out in a minute, order me a drink if the waitress stops by'
<soul> so in all my short glory
<soul> i stumble out of the stall
<soul> and leapfrog this kid
<soul> who of course most have the worlds tallest father
<soul> so there i am thinking 'wow this how it ends.. drunk and get killed in a family friendly restaurant washroom'
<soul> luckily i managed to say 'hey'
<soul> and get the hell out
<Nerin> Saved by the "hey"?
<soul> i said it really awesome
<soul> like an awesome hey
<soul> if getting pity from a stranger means i live another day so be it
<Hyperian> world's tallest father or just a person taller than you
<soul> he seemed really really tall
<soul> not just normal tall
<treb|CoHfee> the adventures of soul

(about drinking)
<soul> there was an incident
<soul> between myself the bush behind the bench and the restaurant manager
<treb|CoHfee> washroom confusion?
<soul> didnt have time for the washroom
<soul> i hope that teaches a family friendly restaurant to not have window glass seating out the front
<soul> dumbasses
<soul> in my defense who eats dinner at 6

<Meta> damnit delphi just needs to get better hampsters
<Meta> seriously, i recommend Rovoborski hamsters.
<Meta> They run upwards of 5km/h
<Meta> up to 7km/h
<Meta> if you do get them, you should notice a considerable amount of power increase over standard syrian/dwarf hamsters
<Meta> then you can re-enable the "Who's viewing this thread" option and still have some extra processing power


<//> Forums down:
<//> "Minesweeping. Updating internal hamsters back shortly or with new hamsters ( ok these hamsters didn't cut it, looking for vikings now )"

<soul> i am not trying to be a dick here
<Khet> haha
<Khet> really?
<Kushan> soul doesn't even need to try
<Kushan> he just is

[21:23] <ZellIdle> I banged my english teacher
[21:23] <Da_Fish> There are a ton of hot female teachers at my school
[21:23] <Jianaran> pffywterty
[21:23] <Da_Fish> the two hottest are economics teachers
[21:23] <Jianaran> WHAT?
[21:23] <ZellIdle> she was 23

<Elukka> i missed zeph's banning :(, what did he do?
<molo> he killed a hooker
<Alliance> called his son sue
<molo> i like mine better
<Elukka> seriously though, is this a serious ban or one of those less-than-serious bans?
<Alliance> its a "see you on austnet" kind of ban
<SquidDNA> You know that other Johnny Cash song "We'll meet again"?
<Kap> no
<molo> this isn't like that song

<Chrysophylax> it sucks
<Zepherian> bling sucks
<Kushan> so does my mom

<Kushan> i'm not a jackass :[

<Fixer-at-work> He who fights with dolts might take care lest he thereby become a dolt. When you gaze into the forums, the forums also gaze into you.

[16:08] <Zepherian> worse experience I've ever had is tequila
[16:08] <Zepherian> that ended up with me assaulting a tree
[16:08] <Zepherian> sexually :/

<shimpuss> Video Games: Name the final boss from each Final Fantasy game (1-8, in that order).
<Mirehn> .
<Mirehn> .
<Mirehn> .
<Aracat> you're shitting me
<shimpuss> C--o-, -m----r ---- ----, D-rk ----d, Z-ro---, ---t--y-n--, ---k-, Se-------, -n- ---i---ia
<Beast> LOL
<Beast> LOLOLLOLOLLOLO
<shimpuss> Time's up! The answer was: 1 Chaos, Emperor from Hell, Dark Cloud, Zeromus, Deathgyunos, Kefka, Sephiroth, and Ultimecia

<Hablacraja> first they go after the furries and i didn't say anything, because i wasn't a furry; then they went after the anime lolicons and I didn't say anything because I was not a lolicon, then they came after me and there was no one left to speak out for me

* Dyntheos changes topic to 'Welcome to #Cooking. : Todays Recipe. Vagina Curry'

<Readimension> i love youtube
<Readimension> vid of a hawk eating a pidgeon
* fneep (fneep@hwc-467B62DF.static.tpgi.com.au) has left #homeworld
<Readimension> user comment: One less pigeon left to crap on peoples cars.
<Readimension> he gets this response: stfu those pigeons were here before humanity invaded all land, you arrogant misguided ignorant prick, go fuck yourself. I hope you get killed by a 'people car'
<Hablacraja> hahaha
<Zepherian> must be a columbophile
<Readimension> and also popping a vein
<Zepherian> well, wouldn't you be a bit tense if all your free time was spent in the middle of pigeon shit?
<Zepherian> I mean, at least with chickens you get sex
<Readimension> not with a dick the size of mine :P

<Squid|revision> I had a fever in college and awoke with the unmistakable impression that I was Chairman Cheng-Zi Yang, and I was engaged in a battle with mysterious foes to play connect the dots with the four primary nodes of being that defined the universe

<LoCo> Aren't you guys glad I gave you enough wit to come up with lines like that?
<Hand> No, I developed my own wit, which you siphoned off me like some kind of wit-parasite.
<LoCo> I know I am.

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