Relic Community Quotes Database

<Riess|work> this is research
<Riess|work> right Squid
<SquidDNA> Indeed Riess
<SquidDNA> banging alien chicks research
<Riess|work> and sometimes dudes

<Tiresias> RAFTA WE CAN HAVE AN E-RELATIONSHIP
<Raftocon|Bassobots> no
<Tiresias> :(
<Raftocon|Bassobots> we can't
<Raftocon|Bassobots> YOU ARE BOY
<Raftocon|Bassobots> !!!
<Raftocon|Bassobots> xD
<Tiresias> OVER THE INTERNET YOU CAN PRETEND I AM A BOY
<Tiresias> ;p
<LeftWing> XD
<Tiresias> OOPS
<Tiresias> GIRL
<Tiresias> FUCK

<reki> tourney final = frstkor/reki vs blood/griff
<Kalessin> omg sls brothers vs the fagit bros

<Murph> allright, im weak fat and ugly

<IgnusDei> yeah, i think i can forget about ever working for relic as an artist

<NovaBurn> ok so i got a thing of backup glasses for my contacts
<NovaBurn> and i havent worn glasses in probably 10 years
<SquidDNA> a thing of backup glasses for your contacts
<SquidDNA> ..does it sync wirelessly?
<NovaBurn> ;\
<SquidDNA> In that time have you forgotten what glasses are?
<NovaBurn> no
<NovaBurn> i just now put them on
<SquidDNA> okay what is a thing of glasses
<NovaBurn> a pair of glasse
<NovaBurn> s
<SquidDNA> are you drunk?
<NovaBurn> its fucking wierd
<NovaBurn> loosk like shit is moving when the rest is all static
<SquidDNA> I'll take that as a yes

<pH14> we had a lab class together and became more than labmates
<pH14> IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
<Chrysophylax> I SUPPOSE THERE WAS CHEMISTRY
<Chrysophylax> AMIRITE
<pH14> NO IT WAS MOLECULAR BIOLOGU
<pH14> WITH A Y INSTEAD OF A U
<Chrysophylax> THAT SHIT'S THE SHIT DAWG
<Jal-18> HOW GOOD WAS HER BIOLOGU

<SquidDNA> I cannot figure out how to join their crapass forums
<SquidDNA> What the fuck
<SquidDNA> I am begging the internet to be shot in the face and it won't appease me

// he's trying to join the Blizzard forums

<Bowkers> what's homeworld?

<Gaz> Moe has got evil powers
<Aegeri> POWERS OF EVIL
<Aegeri> What the hell
<Aegeri> How did I end up in #buttsechs

<SquidDNA> I'M HYPED ON..
<SquidDNA> METH
<Jumper|Work> haha
<Jumper|Work> Linnae "I love squiddy!"

* BmB23 has joined #dow_community
<BmB23> somebody stop SquidDNA
<BmB23> he's going rampant in homeworld and bans people!
* BmB23 panics and runs in circles
* BmB23 was kicked by Weavern (his tyrany extends here too)

<blu> that sounds like a euphamism...
<blu> bashing my alexg
<sbs> i bash my AlexG until HW spurts all over my screen
<blu> stroke that Ion Cannon Frigate SBS

[16:08] <Zepherian> worse experience I've ever had is tequila
[16:08] <Zepherian> that ended up with me assaulting a tree
[16:08] <Zepherian> sexually :/

<SquidDNA> And it was awesome
<Zepherian> the manhole?
<SquidDNA> Yes

(Colonel[AFK]) hahahha
(Colonel[AFK]) my brother just phoned
(Colonel[AFK]) said somone tried to steal his bike the other day
(Colonel[AFK]) so he put on more locks and thicker chains to stop it getting nicked, also leaving a note saying "steal this now you buggers"
(Colonel[AFK]) the next day he comes back to find theyve taken the: mudguard, but not the mount. The bike pump mount, the light mount but not the kinetic energy power line thing, a magnet holding something totally unimportant and an elastic band..

* Fridge-Man insults Hand.
* Fridge-Man insults Hand's intelligence.
* Fridge-Man insults Hand's art skills.

<Caesar> Halo 3 will now be overpriced, break easily and install itself to your harddrive
<molo> it will also overcook your food
<Riess> it will rape your family
<Laura> just like my brother!
<Laura> :/

<Khet> don't you learn roman numerals in grade 3 or so?
<Khet> did you miss that day?
<Khet> p.s. hi sexo
<Question2> hmm actually we never learnt roman numerals in singapore
<pH14> why do we need roman numerals apart from numbering the Rocky sequels
<Aegelward> CXVI
<SquidDNA> 114
<Aegelward> 16
<SquidDNA> Is this a gave?
<SquidDNA> OH SHIT
<Aegelward> 116
* SquidDNA loses

-> quit: (TRaDeWiND) (Quit: IF FUCKING WORKS!!!!!! IF DAMN MOTHER FUCKING WORKS AT LAAAAAAAAAST OMG OMG OMG WARHAMMER BETA OMG OMG OMG)
(Ibram) can.. can we ban him?
(Someguy) i guess

<Elukka> <Riess> I FAIL AT KICKING ELUKKA
<Elukka> amirite
<Elukka> :/
<Elukka> when have you last kicked anyone?
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<Elukka> that doesnt help
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<Elukka> If at first you don't succeed, you fail.
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<Elukka> portal ftw.
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<Elukka> you are evil.
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<Elukka> you know that?
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<Laura> omgtimers!!! :D
<Elukka> yup
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<Tiresias> :/
<Beast> lol
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<Question> da_fish : im not gay, im totally straight, just because i fap to traps doesn't make me gay
<Kalimac> ...

<celtti> so, yeah
<celtti> difference between Finland and Australia
<celtti> exhibit A
<Weavern> finland has snow
<celtti> in Finland, underage girls ask Celtti out
<Weavern> australia has heat
<celtti> in Australia, Celtti asks underaged girls out
<celtti> I mean for fuck's sake, they look so old
<Weavern> jail for celtti
<celtti> yeah well, I got onto her in time
<celtti> uh
<celtti> not like that
<Weavern> oh really
<celtti> gah, mouth, meet foot, foot, meet mouth
<celtti> shut up weavern
<celtti> :(
<Weavern> i dont have to say anything

<Zell> Fucking 13 year old girl.
<Zell> ..Made me hyper.
<Zell> About.. 2 1/2 hours early. She didn't sleep all night, so she's wound up.

<SquidDNA> I'm calling attention to the fact that there's really nothing funny or clever about replacing parts of company's names with other symbols or words which you think better describe them
<Haborym> MOAR LIEK
<Haborym> SQUIDPMS