Relic Community Quotes Database

#1995

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:03:40 +0000

kiwis are fucking mental
I love the particular subset of kiwis (who are possibly not strictly to be considered kiwis) that claim to own the sky and everything in it
fuck them they can't have my sky
Tirry is going to go all Firefly on them
I'm trying to imagine Malcom Reynolds swaggering into a room with a gun drawn and then talking about Radiohead B-sides for a full ten minutes

#1994

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:04:23 +0000

haha, i now know my perfect power.
Bed Manifestation.
imagine the versatility of such a power.
<+Peter> ugh.
what? its so useful!
Tired? Boom! Need something soft to land on from your building dive? Boom!
<%Master_Chief> make a bed voltron
yessss

#1993

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 20:37:04 +0000

<%Master_Chief> and you chose france?
and so Paris was chosen :)
<%Master_Chief> lame
lol
why not Geneva?
<%Master_Chief> why not a nuclear submarine
<%Master_Chief> being attacked by giant voidsquids

//On the setting of an RP

#1992

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:13:00 +0000

OPTIMUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS
MEGATROOOOOOOOOOON
ONE SHALL FALL
AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT
THE HUMANS MUST NOT PAY FOR OUR MISTAKES
I WILL CRUSH THE AUTOBOTS UNDER MY FEEET
HUMANS ARE INSECTS
THEY ARE A YOUNG SPECIES
a typical day at #hw

#1991

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 19:46:24 +0000

<&SquidDNA> "But what Napoleon didn't know was at that very moment, someone WAS working on the atomic bomb, and the situation"
<&SquidDNA> "Was about to blow up on him"
<&SquidDNA> [MUSIC]
Blownapart

#1990

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 21:42:31 +0000

Moonbase Alpha: Weaponized Connect THe Dots
NASA: The Game
More like, MBA:Get the next generation interested in nasa/space
Remember When People Used To Give A Fuck About Space?: The Game
lol I like that title, Riess
and it's sequel
They Finally Made A Forestry Sim: The Game
with the Expansion Pack: Fuck Space We're Planting Conifers

#1989

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:24:45 +0000

if I was some girl
I'd be totally jealous of her dick sucking ability
wouldn't you?

#1988

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 16:04:29 +0000

THEY SAID I WAS DAFT TO PLAY DORF FORTRESS WITH ALL THE BUGS IN IT
BUT I PLAYED IT ANYWAY, JUST TO SHOW EM
And my fort sank into the swamp
So I built another one!
And it sank into the swamp
So I build a third one!
And it burned, fell over, and sank into the swamp
squid, just got to ask this, not trying to get too personal, but do you have HUGE tracts of land?
Oh yes
Enormous tracts of land
pics plz

#1987

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 02:20:52 +0000

Anal beads?
google it
I dare you
DO IT
image search
dude
safe mode off
Holy shit, that works.
My screen is gloriously white again.
white with WHAT?
>_>

slightly OOC //

#1986

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 03:20:26 +0000

look at this pizza
http://slice.seriouseats.com/assets_c/2010/06/20100616-crumbshot-thumb-500x331-95406.jpg
lol crumbshot
i thought that was something else for a sec
haha
'what did dg just linked?'
the other thing that will be a first for me is putting the dough into a dutch oven, in the oven
haha
for 360-degree heat
i bet deadie enjoys crumbshots all over his face
it's where all my money goes, yes
and swallowing crumbs
of course, enjoying the flavor before doing so
dude i love licking up crumbs
I enjoy the crunch
but sometimes I get crumbs in my hair
Welcome to #cooking
bet it's hard to get it out

#1984

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 14:55:35 +0000

"WHAT WILL YOU DO?!"
"I WILL GET FIRST HONORS!"
SUCK SUM COCK!
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?!"
"BECAUSE I CAN! BECAUSE I WANT TO!"

// slightly OOC, otherwise good timing //

#1983

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:55:42 +0000

this is research
right Squid
Indeed Riess
banging alien chicks research
and sometimes dudes

#1982

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 17:53:08 +0000

but you know BP is a multinational corporation
I wish Obama would stop with the anti-british rhetoric
it isn't like Britain made the oil spill =/
so really has little to do with us anyway
but you know BP is a multinational corporation
:/
sure so you say
we all know it was done by the British people
hoping to ruin our nice beaches
because you have crappy ones
OK WE ADMIT IT WE DUMPED OIL ON YOU FOR FUN
HAHAHAHAHA
see
SUCK IT

#1981

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 03:53:33 +0000

I made my phone into a golem
you're not jewish
it doesn't matter
yes it does
only jews get Craft Golem
I copied the hebrew from wikipedia
WIKIPEDIA DOES NOT CONTAIN THAUMATURGICAL TRUTHS

#1979

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 22:09:37 +0000

I don't really care what color a girl's hair is
but that's just me I guess
* Chrome has joined #homeworld
oi
speaking of redheads.
ahahaha
hi!
Timing!

#1978

Mon, 31 May 2010 18:09:20 +0000

also some good news today (or bad, depending on what you've planned) BUGGO is engaged http://vimeo.com/12168167
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
hooray for buggo
I just lit my hand on fire

Timing!

#1977

Mon, 31 May 2010 14:49:39 +0000

I can eat garlic for some reason.
Which is great since that means I'm not an emo.
Err.
Wait.
Was it Vampires or Emos that hated garlic.
Eh, details.

#1976

Mon, 24 May 2010 16:19:34 +0000

what's homeworld?

#1975

Thu, 20 May 2010 23:49:55 +0000

YAY COWBOY PRIESTS.
Do they rope young boys?
hahah, I misread that as "Do they rape young boys?"
oh dear
ahahah

#1974

Sun, 16 May 2010 21:34:01 +0000

Elukka: so i was googling for something that indicated that the french were cool during the middle ages for a friend
Elukka: but instead i found centuries old drawn gay group sex porn
Elukka: i guess they never were cool